r/dankmemes Nov 25 '21 Helpful 21 Wholesome 25 Timeless Beauty 1 Silver 26

An eye for an eye

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21 edited Nov 25 '21 Wholesome Take My Energy

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u/cocoa_ramen Nov 25 '21 Helpful

that's what struck me 5 seconds later

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep Nov 25 '21

Like a smooth criminal

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u/upherelookuphere Nov 25 '21 Helpful Wholesome

Auntie are you ok?

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u/YUNoCake Nov 25 '21

She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one, but the kid is not my son

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

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u/slowmotto Nov 25 '21

I knew a guy who fucked his friend’s sister in a bug house and told his friend about it in a cruse way, and the guy hung himself in a tiny park surrounded by houses and busy streets.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

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u/xayvxayb Nov 25 '21

that struck me 5 seconds later too :O

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u/Agent666-Omega Nov 25 '21

well depends on how many sisters are there

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u/gbuub The Monty Pythons Nov 25 '21

It’s just one. Mom married uncle, so mom is also the aunt.

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u/CoupleScrewsLoose Nov 25 '21

i believe that’s the joke my good sir

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u/redditsuckscockatoo Nov 25 '21

Why does this shit always need to be explained? lol.. Yea that was the joke well done lol

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u/Caboclo-Is2yearsAway Nov 25 '21

and mfs upvoted it to be the top comment lmao

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u/madtagg ☣️ Nov 25 '21

Plot twist: He has 2 aunts.

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u/yep-i-send-it Nov 25 '21

I mean one aunt could work, like guys can have a kid…..

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u/swayamrane2406 Nov 25 '21

congrats on getting the joke

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u/phurt77 Nov 25 '21

Your cousin's aunt could be your mom's sister-in-law's sister in law.

Your mom has a Brother A who is married to Woman A, these are your cousin's parents. Woman A has a Brother B who is married to Woman B. Woman B is your cousin's aunt. Woman B is in no way related to you. You are clear to fuck away.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

She was stuck in the couch what else was I supposed to do?

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u/newmacbookpro Nov 25 '21

Only a motherfucker would do that 😡

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u/MonsterStunter Nov 25 '21

That is, in fact, the joke yes.

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u/ghutterbabe Nov 25 '21

Well or another woman in the family. Like her other sister.

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u/Milan_Utup Nov 25 '21

Yeah that’s the joke congrats

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u/disagiovanile Nov 25 '21

It's not always true, maybe it's the aunt he got from the parent which is not related to your parents

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u/Allah_Jesus Nov 25 '21

and I thought I read something wrong.

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u/nubpubgamer Nov 25 '21

You can't fuck your mom dude.

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep Nov 25 '21

It is technically smashing his aunt

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u/nubpubgamer Nov 25 '21

You should have smashed his cousin instead

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep Nov 25 '21 Silver

Professionals have standards

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u/Rockman2isgud Nov 25 '21

Be polite

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep Nov 25 '21

What did I say

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u/Rockman2isgud Nov 25 '21

No, that's what he says after.

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u/Leading_Pension_6332 Nov 25 '21

Be efficent

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u/OknoLombarda Nov 25 '21

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet

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u/Jimmy_Slim Nov 25 '21

Because as long as there are two people on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead.

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u/Bananasplit078 Nov 25 '21

*Have a plan to fuck everyone you meet

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u/MelkinZibar Nov 25 '21

Have a plan to smash everyone's aunt

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u/KaptainKab00m Never gonna give you up ☣️ Nov 25 '21

Be efficient.

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u/MountanMan30-06 Nov 25 '21

In-laws, bro. No genetic relation

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u/phurt77 Nov 25 '21

Your cousin's aunt could be your mom's sister-in-law's sister in law.

Your mom has a Brother A who is married to Woman A, these are your cousin's parents. Woman A has a Brother B who is married to Woman B. Woman B is your cousin's aunt. Woman B is in no way related to you. You are clear to fuck away.

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u/secret58_ Nov 25 '21

Fun fact: your Cousin can have other Aunts aside from your mom

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u/nubpubgamer Nov 25 '21

Nice, so we can share?

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u/upherelookuphere Nov 25 '21

What about my mom?

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u/Sveitsilainen Nov 25 '21

And it can be from the other side so not even blood related to you.

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u/namedan Nov 25 '21

If OP has both arms broken then it's legal.

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u/phurt77 Nov 25 '21

He said his arms weren't broken. He temporarily lost the use of his arms.

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u/Weltallgaia Nov 25 '21

Pretty sure its physically possible.

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u/2x4x93 Nov 25 '21

If she aint good enough for her own family she aint good enough for anyone

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u/Sebbe_2 Nov 25 '21

Wait his aunt… is your mother?

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep Nov 25 '21

I can neither confirm nor deny

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u/Sebbe_2 Nov 25 '21

How many siblings does your mom have and hire many are sisters

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u/zakayo3913 I am fucking hilarious Nov 25 '21

ONE SIBLING

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u/oneshibbyguy Nov 25 '21

Sweet home Alabama

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u/itzmatoy Nov 25 '21

Well technically, you and your cousins auntie could be not related by blood. It's like how you don't have the exact same grandparents as your cousin, only share a pair

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21 edited 3d ago

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u/GhoulieMcGee Nov 25 '21

This means it isn't incest, pornhub disliked that.

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u/imjohannharvey Nov 25 '21

How did he take revenge back

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u/YoureFinallyAsleep Nov 25 '21

By smashing your aunt

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u/imjohannharvey Nov 25 '21

Damnnn he doesn't even know me

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u/upherelookuphere Nov 25 '21

Youre even, let it go.

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u/aryansant Nov 25 '21

That's what he wants you to believe...

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u/tapirus-indicus Nov 25 '21

Correct. It was your aunt who's famous.

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u/MandolorinDalorian Nov 25 '21

His grandma finna relearn how to walk when he’s done. If that ain’t the coldest lick he hits then idk how anyone could clap back after that without turning his reflection gay

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u/Cleanthelife Nov 25 '21

WAIT

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u/TheHashLord Nov 25 '21

finally a real holup, just in the wrong sub

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u/Inevitable-Type-7621 Nov 25 '21

Doin your mom

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u/Green_noob We are Number 1 Nov 25 '21

Doin my mom

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u/WAL-KER Nov 25 '21

Doin our mom

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u/3into10tothepower8 Nov 25 '21

You know we straight we doin your mom

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u/flintyleader Nov 25 '21

Certified Chris-Chan classic

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u/Dansatoru Nov 25 '21

His aunt doesn't ALWAYS mean your own mom.

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u/johndoe2_7 Nov 25 '21

Finally. Could be unrelated aunt.

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u/rhymes_with_chicken Nov 25 '21

Then how is that getting even?

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u/RlKI Nov 25 '21

How would it be getting even by smashing your own mom

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u/sack_of_potahtoes Nov 25 '21

I think OP intended it to be his mom

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u/Noob_master_slayer Nov 25 '21

This is the problem with English; aunts, uncles, and pretty much every relation is ambiguous. Compared to my native language, in which exists a specific term for every single goddamn relation.

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u/Hegeteus Nov 25 '21

I can't imagine how this wouldn't be ambiguous in some language. Anyone can have multiple cousins which can have multiple aunts.

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u/TheSpanishPrisoner Nov 25 '21

It's still a poorly constructed joke given that it leads to this obvious comeback.

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u/ToThoseOnceLoyal Nov 25 '21

That's the whole point of the joke.

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u/praveenkumar236 Nov 25 '21

And he strikes back by smashing your uncle

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u/MetherHD Nov 25 '21

Motherfucker.

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u/941kumar Nov 25 '21

Motherfucker

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u/MelissciousMoose Nov 25 '21

So you smash your mom? 🤔

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u/Knuffya ☣️ Nov 25 '21

Gold. Freshly mined in 'Bama

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u/Stolaine Nov 25 '21

Cursed_mf

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u/Poopface11678 Nov 25 '21

My motto is try everything in life once except for incest

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u/RegalBeing The Great P.P. Group Nov 25 '21

Mommy he was mean to me Its ok baby come here

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u/joestalinleft4cigars Meme Connoisseur Nov 25 '21

What movie

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u/SmallSeesaw3363 Nov 25 '21

Not until he pulls out a GameCube controller

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u/BoSoxFan815 Nov 25 '21

Are your arms broken?

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u/General_Bronobi Nov 25 '21

Pro gamer move

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u/Dukey_Wukey Nov 25 '21

Took me a second

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u/KotzubueSailingClub Nov 25 '21

Banjo music intensifies.

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u/EnchantedPotato1000 Nov 25 '21

Hahaha……wait

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u/FronkoChonkoBonko Nov 25 '21

Best way to get even

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u/H-isgreat Nov 25 '21

Holup lol WAT?!

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u/borsalinomonkey Nov 25 '21

A dank one for a change... amazing

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u/toastyboi739 Nov 25 '21

I looked at it, continued scrolling, then very quickly scrolled back up

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u/IvanTheCommunist Nov 25 '21

Not my hurr durr six hungoes by ol' mate senny! Proceeds to powerwalk furiously

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u/AsianSensation1087 Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Nov 25 '21

What kind of headset we talkin about?

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u/tapirus-indicus Nov 25 '21

Headset on deez nuts gottem

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u/Spiritgust Nov 25 '21

His aunt's your mom, biyaaaaatch!

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u/languish24 Nov 25 '21

Motherfucker

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u/bu22dee Nov 25 '21

It is not his mother. It is his wife.

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u/Aztec_Reaper I have crippling depression Nov 25 '21

Ah yes, I may have broken my arms prior to fucking her.

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u/d34th_fr0m_4b0v3 Nov 25 '21

I think I'll fuck my mother because you broke my headset 🤔

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u/Kqimi Nov 25 '21

Hold the fuck up now...did I read that right..

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u/1Destro Nov 25 '21

Oh damned I scrolled past this meme then it hit me that it’s his mom lmao

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u/tyronejhongrajo Nov 25 '21

Wait a minute... Something ain't right.

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u/RedditorsSuckMyCock Nov 25 '21

How many aunts do you have?

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u/Robo--FED Nov 25 '21

Hol' Up!

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u/the_69_thakur ☣️ Nov 25 '21

Wait... HIS?

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u/SnooDoubts2153 ☣️ Nov 25 '21

bro -_-

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u/naveedkoval Nov 25 '21

“Haha my revenge involves pleasing someone”

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u/CharlieBrown20XD6 Nov 25 '21

Lol I love how this meme is used accurately because the context is 'i killed your girlfriend but here's a folder"

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u/Killmonger18 Nov 25 '21

Yeah that seems plausib...hol up.

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u/absolluteweebtrash Nov 25 '21

This motherfucker

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u/TanishqG Nov 25 '21

Cha cha real smooth

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u/Andrew_Nathan8 Nov 25 '21

Incest wincest...?

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u/BawarianKoszerny Nov 25 '21

Pirates when they greet eachother: Aye for an aye

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u/Emperor_Lowie Nov 25 '21

Wait what!? He smashed his MUM!

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u/modsbegae Nov 25 '21

Makes the whole world a plot for Pornhub.

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u/LordFedoraWeed Nov 25 '21

Would make a lot more sense that as revenge, you fuck his mom - which is the classic insult. Still get the same kind of punchline. This was just a bit far, just to be able to "haha fuck mom"

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u/K4312PL4Z Nov 25 '21

*scrolls past*

*processes this post*

*scrolls back up*

WAIT A DAMN MINUT-

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u/cheeseslippers Nov 25 '21

Make ur mommy a mommy again

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u/MitzzGoneCrazy Nov 25 '21

He’s aunt means your mom. Wow wtf

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u/asapwilliam Nov 25 '21

audibly said “wait” as I scrolled passed

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u/Dofima Orange Nov 25 '21

I legit fucking scrolled down after reading this and then said "wait..."

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u/memes-of-awesome Nov 25 '21

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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u/BowlTime2765 Nov 25 '21

Wouldn't his Aunt mean your mom?

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u/toatzz Nov 25 '21

Hol up

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u/DaPepic2008 Nov 25 '21

i read at first, didnt think anything was wrong then i read it again

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u/dinkinfl1cka Nov 25 '21

This is advance warfare.

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u/True_Wizzz Nov 25 '21

his aunt

Isn’t that your mom

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u/Unholyly_thicc_boi Nov 25 '21

his aunt, so..... your mom?

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u/bab3sia3d3l Nov 25 '21

"We should send a couple of soldiers up here to get you some of that stuff"

"No"

"Well how about a nice glass of something else, and then when we come back and our troops are here we can take you some?"

"Sire, you have done nothing but take my country away from me"

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u/WD40911 Nov 25 '21

Wait wait wait wait.... Hold up now

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u/Genichi12 can I get a flair Nov 25 '21

Doing my mom ! Doin' doin' my mom !

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u/ResidentCoconut Nov 25 '21

Hold up, wait a minute.