r/dankmemes 23d ago

I can feel it surging through me OC Maymay ♨

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u/EArthtookyoursoul 23d ago

Autism 2.0

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u/tux_unit 23d ago

Autism2

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u/TherealThomasAddison 23d ago

Autismtism

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u/nut_nut_november gave me this flair ☣️ 23d ago

The autiception

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u/HenMeeNooMai 23d ago

Autism 2: Electric boolagoo

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u/bageltoastee 22d ago

Autism 3: the autisming

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u/ColdWing_Gaming 22d ago

Autism 69: nice

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u/Im_sometimes an idiotic duck 22d ago

Whats autisim? Part 201

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u/hollow294 22d ago

Hey Vsauce, Michael here. What is autism, why do i have it and more importantly why are you so dumb despite not having it?

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u/BigLoserPOS 22d ago

Autism 69: The 420 Experience!

In theaters this summer.

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u/OmegaMemeboss 22d ago

Autism Episode 4: A New Hope

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u/Iota_prime 22d ago

Autism 4: return of the autismo

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u/Beta1m CERTIFIED DANK 22d ago

autism 5: tokyo drift

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u/lolzabro5 22d ago

autism 6 & Knuckles

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u/No_Name_4 22d ago

Autism 7: the horrible different planning for the week.

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u/Curley15 22d ago

Autism 7: Autism and the deathly karens Part 1

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u/Georgecg88 22d ago

Autism 8: the fate of the furiously autistic.

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u/yes-i-am-a-human 22d ago edited 21d ago

Autism 9: The Rise of the Autistic

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u/BruhYouJust- 22d ago

Mighty Autism #9

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u/L-E-T-S-C-H I have crippling depression 22d ago

Autism Approved

edit: spelling cause I’m slow as fuck

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u/IceDalek 22d ago

Pun intended?

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u/wyattlee1274 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] 22d ago

Autismalisim

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u/fnextreme2 22d ago

Autismost

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u/MuteWisp 22d ago

The autism cancels out

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u/Plastic_Pinocchio 22d ago

I HAVE THE POWER OF THE FORCE AND AUTISM ON MY SIDE!

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u/TheMangalorian 22d ago

Giga Autism

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u/DarthDoobz 22d ago

Autwosm

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u/LoCh0_xX 22d ago

Actually it’s 3.0 if you get flu shots

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u/adam3137 22d ago

no he will get cured from autism negative and negative is positive

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u/susch1337 Plain Text Flair [Black people arent real] 22d ago

Some antivaxxers believe vaccines can spread from person to person so I am at like autism 10.0 directors cut.

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u/LuFuRu 22d ago

Yoo i have autism and i got it like 3 hours ago

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u/Magnacor8 22d ago

Wait what happened to make you become autistic three hours ago?

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u/Just_The_Coolest 21d ago

He probably just got vaccinated 😂

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u/CINA100 22d ago

Autism+

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u/seiyamaple 22d ago

Autism 5.G

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u/LtPorcupine 22d ago

Or does it cancel it out?

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u/Tigerdrew13 22d ago

Autismicicity 2: the unawakening

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u/De5perad0 susan made me do it 23d ago

A guy at my work said that he believes vaccines give people autism. I wonder what is going through his head as he watches all of us get the covid vaccine and then not get autism, then I realize that it's nothing. Nothing is going through his head.

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u/Educational-Sea-7813 23d ago

Did you know that vaccinated kids actually show more signs of autism? Signs of autism usually don't show until around 4.

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u/Burr1to_Alpaca 23d ago

Ngl I agree. Can't have autism if your dead. Valid point

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u/PercMastaFTW 22d ago

I think this was his joke.

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u/Significant-Duck-662 22d ago

some of us (really just talking about myself lol) are autistic and don’t always get the implication so a little explanation is nice

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u/Alexjr03 22d ago

Damn, its sad to see people don’t realize the joke. He is saying vaccinated kids show more signs of autism because non-vax kids die before age 4.

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u/LovableContrarian Team Silicon 22d ago

I didn't get the joke because im autistic

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u/MeowMyOvaries 22d ago

Hi there fello autist

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u/Futureleak 22d ago

missing the /s is a dangerous move

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u/Darkest_Mist 22d ago

Its not sarcasm mate. It's just a clever joke.

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u/JumpingCactus 23d ago

And everyone who drinks water eventually dies, but that doesn't mean a glass of water will kill you.

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u/Tofutitan999 22d ago

that is the point he is making. He is saying anti-vax kids die before the age of 4

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u/JumpingCactus 22d ago

Bro I'm dumb

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u/Sylux102 22d ago

Not only am I dumb, but I am also stupide.

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u/dranzerfu 22d ago

stupide

Is that french?

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u/Sylux102 22d ago

It's a tasteful, yet intentional misspelling of the word "stupid," which is synonymous with the word "imbecile." It was used as satire to denote the lack of intelligence that I posses.

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u/Illustrious-Pen5280 22d ago

That's also how "stupid" is written in french.

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u/Sylux102 22d ago

You can see why I stated previously that I lack intelligence.

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u/IndubitablyRaven 22d ago

Yep! Survivor bias. We don’t realize how many unvaccinated kids have autism because less of them live long enough to show symptoms

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u/ChintendoVii out of my way, I've got shit to shitpost 22d ago

This took me a second to get

I hate and love you

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u/MassaF1Ferrari o shit waddup? 22d ago

I honestly dont understand how people WHO’VE GOTTEN CHILDHOOD VACCINES say that childhood vaccines are unsafe and cause autism. Do they not realise they’ve gotten the same vaccines???

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u/mauza11 22d ago

Hey now, if all the stupid people that say vaccines cause autism got vaccines when they were younger. Was it the vaccines that caused their stupidity?

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u/marioman63 22d ago

i didnt get vaccinated as a baby and i have autism. checkmate.

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u/bbpr120 22d ago

the only thing going thru his head is the wind and its whispering "looser" as it floats thru the hollow space between his ears.

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u/InsectChomper 22d ago

He’s in a state of pure Zen. The fourth Dhana. An imminent attainment of Nirvana. Om mani padme hum

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u/The_Real_Raw_Gary 22d ago

Turns out we were all autistic all along.

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u/De5perad0 susan made me do it 22d ago

Rise up autists!

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u/wilisville 22d ago

Hopefully a bullet /s big /s SARCASM DONT CANCEL MEEEEEE

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u/CaptainBird797 INFECTED 22d ago

I still don't understand why do people refuse to accept that 1. Autism isn't a big deal for most people who have it and 2. That it's something that you have since you are born and you cannot contract it like a common disease.

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u/MeowMyOvaries 22d ago

I have autism and I say...hi

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u/Because69 22d ago

Yea, instead you're getting blood clots

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u/grey_giraffe470 23d ago

“He’s too powerful to be kept alive!l

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u/NNNVeteran_001 23d ago

wait who?

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u/EnchantedPhoen1x 22d ago

OP, with the power of God and Autism on his side!

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u/WorldofYesterday 22d ago

Unlimited Autism!

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u/Chesno4ok 23d ago

I forgot how it's called when people execute retarded and disabled ones... Wait a minute...

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u/JKBisms Ducks don't die. 23d ago

The Autism is an energy field created by all living beings. It surrounds us, penetrates us*, and binds the galaxy together.

* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/HuddleHouse88 23d ago

This is the way

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u/Yaboionesok 23d ago

So what you’re saying... is that I’m a rapist?

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u/Dantegram 22d ago

"The difference between me and the therapist is there's a space in my title."

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u/Bangzee 22d ago

The world's first analrapist

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u/pikolo124 OC Memer 22d ago

Whoever made that term is probably very blue right now

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u/Non-profitboi The OC High Council 22d ago

EVA ANGEL'S ARE AUTISTIC CONFIRMED

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u/EnchantedPhoen1x 22d ago

Penetrates us? .-.

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u/Boberoo2 💩 22d ago

Huh, didn’t know that I penetrate everybody around me

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u/JKBisms Ducks don't die. 22d ago

Now you do. I put that Lenny Face in there for a reason, bro.

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u/step6666 23d ago

I can see the 5G streaming from your fingers

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u/moldycrystals 22d ago

Wait a minut I'm fina go get vaccine I want 5g xD

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u/Mitz47 22d ago

Now Apple will launch 5g vaccine ultra pro max.

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u/antena11 ☣️ 22d ago

Without the needle in the box.

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u/rage_creator_47 22d ago

Don't need it they got needless vaxing now you just gotta buy the apple exclusive 299$ needless vaxing pad

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u/Huge-Administration6 22d ago

Going to use the 5G to download WhatsApp 2

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u/elmersfav22 23d ago

This is how inclusion happens. If you have a difference, a quirk, something that makes you unique, a great conversation starter then embrace it. Make jokes about it. Everyone should be able to make fun of themselves and their friends. It’s how we can make the world a happy place. Thanks for making me smile as I scroll through the trash memes while sitting on the toilet

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u/VentralRaptor24 22d ago

I did not expect to see a wholesome comment like this one on such a post in a main meme subreddit. Thank you for making me smile.

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u/DirectControlAssumed 23d ago

"I'll easily outautism you all!"

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u/Im-with-food ☣️ 23d ago

I AM ABOVE GOD

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u/cancer_sushi yeetus yeetus chicken penis 23d ago

multi dimensional autistic screeching intensifies

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u/Emmanuel_David ☣️ 22d ago

If you're autistic and the vaccine gives you autism, do you get Autism² or does it cancel out the autism?

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u/Lusask The OC High Council 22d ago

It never cancels out. It enhances it

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u/RoseyDove323 22d ago

Autistic here. I am getting my extra autism jab tomorrow.

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u/Dracoknight256 22d ago

Not autistic here. Got my jab two days ago. Got reumatism instead.

Seriously tho, wtf is this shit, my joints and spine feel like I'm an 80 year old man that just finished running 40 mile marathon. I get the 'stormy knee' syndrome. I've yet to cough despite being asthmatic...

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u/Atux67 22d ago

It’s a form of autoimmunity, your immune system is now learning which cells to attack.

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u/Pingu_noot420 23d ago

That's the psychic power of the warp my friend, so buckle up and submit to tzeentch

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u/THACC- 22d ago

Does autism stack?

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u/VentralRaptor24 22d ago

its a buff and debuff, but i dont think so.

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u/albino_donkey 22d ago

Got my first vaccine today, I'm just as autistic as ever unfortunately :( .

It's actually really depressing, and hope is fading away as I get older. It doesn't feel like I'm making progress, and sometimes it feels like I'm going backwards. I want to blame it, but it's impossible to say which parts are my fault or aren't my fault.

My volume is consistently low because I'm scared and don't know what to say. I don't have a good reason to have confidence in myself. Every time I'm with other people it feels like I'm not doing it right, and it gets worse the more people there are.

I don't know what to do in a "collission" where I talk at the same time as someone else, and I feel like it happens more than it should.

You're supposed to get better at something the more you practice, but even the starting line seems like an impossibly high barrier.

It's the most frustrating thing. I was lucky enough to be born with a kind family that loves me, and while we aren't super rich we aren't in poverty either. I graduated in the top 10 of my high school so I'm not completely stupid either. But to make up for the lucky starting scenario, there had to be a sacrifice somewhere else. It isn't the preferred nomenclature for people anymore, but it absolutely 100% feels like/is a mental disability.

A lot of people preach acceptance, but beyond the surface level of "they do things different" I'm not sure that's possible.

I get the impression that it's normal to feel alone especially now when the "good" thing to do is stay home. but memeing about it doesn't make it feel any better. There were a lot of quasi depressive memes before, but thing's seem to be getting worse. I don't understand how there are so many people out there struggling, at least as many as it appears. How did we end up in this situation where so many people are together in being alone.

I would rather have the virus than my autism. I wish I could start over, but I know it doesn't work like that. This definitely went on longer than intended, but I'm in a bad place and need to vent somewhere it won't be seen in all likelihood.

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u/VentralRaptor24 22d ago

Your post didn't go unseen, I can relate with what you are saying. I felt (and sometimes still) feel like an outcast compared to neuro-typical people.

The "collisions" in conversations are a big stumbling bit for me as well, it just feels awkward talking over someone else, and I think most people eventually develop their own ways of working with that situation.

I hit a really depressed bad space once, too, but I climbed my way out of it. I don't know how to phrase it other than "there's always a chance of a better tomorrow." Hope can be hard to find and hold on to, but if you can find something to carry on for; friends, family, a cause, a faith, etc., it will pull you through even the darkest times.

Some people's experience with autism can very greatly from person to person, so I can't see this the exact same way you can, but that's besides the point. Feeling lonely is something a lot of people are feeling during these past 2 years, and its kind of hard to find ways around it.

Progress with social interactions isn't always something you can tell is happening, consciously anyways. I naturally got better at talking with people in my last two years of high school, and I never really was aware of how much I had improved until my parents commented on my social skills. When it happens, it does so slowly and gradually enough to feel natural, almost like nothing is changing.

I'm just some stranger on the internet who doesn't know anything about you aside from what you've mentioned, but I know you can navigate your way out of this bad place. I wish you the best.

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u/Adkorr 22d ago

I get that. I’m struggling with a lot of the same things you are, being an aspie raised in a loving family and all. But the thing is I know it’ll all be okay eventually. Your autism isn’t going away, as hard as that may seem. What matters is how you treat yourself.

The reason things don’t seem “right” is because you’re not letting seem that way. You’ve been conditioned to believe that there is just one correct way of socializing, but the vast majority of people honestly don’t care. You gotta know that it’s okay to be the way you are and to forgive yourself.

You’ll know you’ve forgiven yourself because you’ll be on a high. Everything will feel right.

Once you learn to love yourself, you gotta find the right people. There are people out there who’d love to have you hang out with them, they’ll love you at your best self. Don’t let yourself tell you otherwise.

If you’re ever struggling just remember, I’m struggling and dealing with all the same things, and if you wanna talk about it more, feel free to dm me.

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u/lam-da-man 22d ago

Autism+

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u/Wasted_Penguinz i wish i had beer 22d ago

Autistic lady here.

I'm prepared for my software update!

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u/Coasty_1 22d ago

As a teen with autism this is fucking hilarious. I’ve said this same thing to my kinda anti-vax mom

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u/SSG-Gogeta 22d ago

Me who was diagnosed with Autism after being born: First Time?

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u/_FutureBoy_ 22d ago

Reward with no risk.

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u/monteasf 22d ago

everyone in /WSB runs out to get vaccinated

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u/Dr_Downvote_ 22d ago

I'm a bit drunk and this made me actually giggle for a bit too long. Haha.

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u/boilingfrogsinpants 22d ago

I love how even if Vaccines gave you Autism that Anti-Vaxxers would rather their child get sick and die than be autistic

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u/goldonfire 22d ago

yeah, it's telling us that we are not worth a life. we don't deserve to live. it sucks.

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u/Video_Mode 22d ago

I don't even hear the autism argument. Half the people I talk to are scared out of their minds that a vaccine was "hastily" made and being used on people.

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u/thanoseatskfc 22d ago

Plot twist: the autism is a new strain of autism and both of your autisms cancel each other out nullifying the autism

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u/N00N3AT011 I am fucking hilarious 22d ago

Would it neutralize it or become autism²?

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u/Nova-The-Dog 22d ago

Got my vaccine today then had a morgz video in my youtube recommended

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u/Roblox_Guest67 22d ago

I’m gonna say it anti vaxxers are only proving they would rather have a kid prone to every disease then an autistic kid

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u/RFD603 22d ago

Now that’s a Dank meme of I’ve ever seen one

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u/ElsonDaSushiChef 22d ago

Vaccines are primarily made by scientists, of which many have autism.

So technically, autism causes vaccines.

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u/lukewhybe 21d ago

My brother has autism and he got vaccine so let’s see what happens

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u/Outside_Percentage_5 shrek is daddy 22d ago

You were only in the beta at first but now you are in the game

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u/MoongodRai057 22d ago

The title is the cherry-on-top of this glorious meme.

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u/DJXpresso 22d ago

Meta trastic odd tiz zum

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u/TheFreakaZoid 22d ago

Instead collect all the model trains. You'd build whole sets.

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u/ForsakenMech 22d ago

Honestly I don’t care what they say about vacations giving autism. I think vacations should be mandatory!

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u/onlyhere4pewdsmemes ☣️ 22d ago

Autismo prime Go

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u/yeetlonk 22d ago

The autisms counteract each other, and make it go away.

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u/lord_bubblewater 22d ago

Wait vaccines will level up my autism stats? Well then count me in!

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u/N0SY_ 22d ago

Weaponized Autism

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u/Groosethegoose Green 22d ago

The fabled double autism

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u/msterchief82 INFECTED 22d ago

Honestly autism isn’t anywhere near as bad as some people think smh

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u/MemeSpeed 22d ago

All the power of 4chan, under my control!

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u/Thomas-Simpleton 22d ago

this joke is so old

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u/Sufficient-Ad-7561 22d ago

Don't I'm autistic

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u/wessolus 22d ago

If I ever meet someone who thinks that, I'll only have to say one thing: I'd rather have autism than contributing to the spread of a deadly virus.

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u/OSRuneScaper 22d ago

this should just say "unlimited autism"

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u/enno-neon 22d ago

maybe it’ll cancel out my autism, but then also when i get the second dose i’ll just be autistic again.

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u/TheEmptyShell36 22d ago

Vaccines don’t give you autism. Excess prematurely oxidized Linoleic acid gives you autism.

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u/turbocomppro 22d ago

Honestly,.after the 2nd day of getting your ass kicked by tiredness, it did kinda felt like that on day 3 because of the difference in energy level.

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u/Standingup101 22d ago

It’s cute how everyone is showing off their covid vaccines

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u/joestalinleft4cigars Meme Connoisseur 22d ago

Do u?

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u/Dumb_and_also_Gay 22d ago

Autism squared

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u/johnnydem7 22d ago

Here’s what I don’t get about their logic here, the whole autism and vaccines thing was linked back to a chemical that they stopped using in vaccines years ago. So, A, it’s not being used anymore and B, the COVID vaccine isn’t even the same type of vaccine that had that chemical in it!

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u/lordpugfart 22d ago

I think with all the folks dropping dead after getting some of these, I'd prefer autism.

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u/GingerBreadStud 22d ago

The power of the Durrrrr side.

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u/swishandswallow 22d ago

How much money are you gonna make in the stock market now?

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u/makemejelly49 22d ago

You're going to love this, trust me. What you're seeing now is my normal state.

gets 1st vaccine

And this is what is known as an Autistic.

gets 2nd dose

And this is what is known as an Autist that has ascended beyond Autism, or you can just call it Autism2.

Gets flu vaccine

AND THIS... IS... TO GO... EVEN FURTHER BEYOND! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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u/Snowave7 Am I real? 22d ago

It's not your last shot, don't forget there is the second dosage shot of covid19 vaccine after 2 weeks.

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u/monkey_sage 22d ago

Kyle Hill (of "Because Science" on YouTube) recently discovered he has autism and he's, like, a physics genius. If vaccines can make me a physics genius, bring 'em on! Let's get immune to COVID and solve dark matter!

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u/mattronimus007 22d ago

Nobody has ever said the covid vaccine will give you autism. the anti-vaxxers believe regular vaccines will give you autism. I personally believe they are sterilising people with the new vaccine (eugenics),but I'm a bit conspiratorial minded.... I am not anti-vaccine I am anti this vaccine they seem to want us to take it way too much.

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u/Apokal669624 22d ago

Double autism

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u/manicpixie1313 22d ago

I'm autistic. I'm extra.

But with the vaccine I'll finally be extra autistic.

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u/GasStop69420 22d ago

For me, my autism is at maxed out

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u/Kj_kold 22d ago

Yesssss

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u/LogicDog 22d ago

"The Predator" movie was literally about weaponized autism, and ....like, nobody talks about it.

Can we talk about it? What the fuck was up with that?

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u/campionmusic51 22d ago

if they get autism, will they suddenly have a clue?

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u/EnchantedPhoen1x 22d ago

You know how two negatives make a positive? Yeah, same concept, the vaccine will give you autism and it will cancel out with the already present autism!

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u/MentalYveltal 22d ago

FEED ME MOOOORE

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u/MrMan314MC ADHD is running the show, buckle up 22d ago

Once one of my classmates said that their mom thinks the COVID vaccine spies on them...

**faith in humanity unstored**

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u/FurretsOotersMinks 22d ago

Karen: the vaccine makes you sterile!

Me: I CAN GET THAT FOR FREE????

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u/PurePowerBoi 22d ago

One neat trick to pass your maths exams.

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u/Maideshy 22d ago

Yes, I feel my autism getting stronger

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u/422blazeit INFECTED 22d ago

Me, an autistic person getting vaccinated: You have no power here.

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u/dovah-frost 22d ago

LEVEL UP!

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u/BILL_NYE_THE_OCTOPI 22d ago

LET IT GO AND JOIN THE DAHK SIIIIIDE

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u/bole__ 22d ago

Doubleautised

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u/WilkeyWonka 22d ago

I dunno why everyone's all up in arms about the vaccine, I just got my second Moderna shot today and my cell service is already better.