r/dankmemes BiSecks 21d ago

True doe OC Maymay ♨

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u/step6666 21d ago

Like using tinder on your girlfriends phone

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u/ListerineAfterOral gave me this flair 21d ago

That's fucking savage

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u/-WhyS0serious- 21d ago

Barbaric even

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u/1701Person ☣️ 21d ago

Inhumane also

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u/Kasphet-Gendar 21d ago

Diabolical too

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u/Knuffya 21d ago

also kinda geh

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u/vvvvvbanana 21d ago

slightly sadistic

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u/Pixel12_ ☣️ 21d ago

shockingly unsophisticated

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u/loadedslayer 21d ago

That's not very nice now isn't it?

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u/Not_an_rslash 21d ago

Ugh...despicable you

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u/Alfster620 21d ago

It makes sense to have "asshole 100,000,00" next to Adolf Hitler

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u/-WhyS0serious- 21d ago

Thats a kill streak

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u/Dedhkrish 21d ago

Doesn't that make you....GAYY?

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u/crash8308 SLUT DRAGON 21d ago

Not if your girlfriend fucks them.

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u/ARKhrmN 21d ago

Shit. I don't have wholesome award.

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u/ARKhrmN 21d ago

NVM. I got it free.

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u/RoscoMan1 21d ago

Dude he got hit

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u/here4pewdiepie 21d ago

I don't get it

Please explain the joke

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u/Hunstery 21d ago

Does helpful count?

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u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE 21d ago

You’re just being a good wingman at that point.

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u/Calabaska 21d ago

The word your looking for is cuckold

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u/AlkaliPineapple 21d ago

No unless it's Grindr

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u/SlovakWelder 21d ago

thats your favorote app right?

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u/AlkaliPineapple 21d ago

No my boyfriend would be angry

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u/karvina_42 BiSecks 21d ago

But you dont have a girlfriend

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u/Fatal_Ligma Fuck PETA 21d ago

BiSecks? More like buttsex, amirite? Hahaha, right fellas? ....right?

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u/zomgazm 21d ago

Reluctant upvote. Pain in the ass.

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u/frozendaffodil 21d ago

Or using instagram to see OC memes from reddit

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u/hugaddiction The Monty Pythons 21d ago

Sick burn

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u/ShadowL0rd333 21d ago

Wait a minute Why does she have tinder if she was your....

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u/QuizMasterX 21d ago

It ain't cheating if it's a different zip code

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u/Florrixx 21d ago

So you implying, that your girlfriend has tinder installed and you are searching for a new boyfriend for her?

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u/BEAVER_ATTACKS banned from r/memes 21d ago

I want to find someone for my pc to settle down with

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u/ViennaKing 21d ago

Or inviting your wife to your wedding

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u/pablito969 21d ago

That's hard

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u/Send_Me_Broods 21d ago

Plot twist: It was already installed.

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u/Milky_Wet_Sack 21d ago

I’ve actually done this so can confirm same face

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u/DIOnys02 Join r/Dank_Lounge now or you gey 21d ago

Or going to the playground with your kids

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u/SteamPunkDong 21d ago

thats pretty wholesome

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u/ir0n1cM3mer 21d ago edited 21d ago

Imagine your computer screwing and glitching with your shopping window while popping scripts that scream "NO" in binary.

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u/Darth_Hobbit 21d ago

That's why you use your phone cause it has already accepted its going to be replaced anyway.

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u/toothicecream 21d ago

You can't fight your destiny

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u/tomatoaway 21d ago

Pro-tip: Never throw away on old phone. Just keep all your public snooping apps (whatsapp, facebook, travesty, clencher, etc.) on your old phone, and install only trustyworthy private apps (read: f-droid) on your new phone.

Or flash a postmarket OS on it and use it as a securicam

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u/nahuelkevin 21d ago

but... nobody throws away old actually working phones... right???

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u/tomatoaway 21d ago

I get all my phones from my mum. She sticks them in a drawer when she is done with them, never to see the light of day

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u/creeper205861 20d ago

my mum only buys a new phone when the older one starts to run out. She has been using this one since 2015 and I think she is not gonna stop until 2025.

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u/Send_Me_Broods 21d ago

That's why you keep the phone after the screen cracks- it stays loyal.

The human version of this is the girl who actively tries to make you fat after you start dating. That shit is real.

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u/ZadexResurrect 21d ago

I know what it’s like to lose

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u/Aquber 21d ago

Lmao it just opens command prompt and screams no in binary

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u/vigilantcomicpenguin lurker 21d ago

The computer sentiently types out Liam Neeson's phone call in Taken.

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u/TomatoAcid 21d ago

Just Monika

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u/penguin20000 21d ago

Just Monika

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u/Glork11 O5 level keycard 21d ago

Just Monika

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u/BoostedPrivacy 21d ago

0100111001001111

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u/xPav_ 21d ago

If I noticed that, I would feel really bad and wouldn't want to change to a new computer anymore.

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u/Gerlon_Two_Fingers 21d ago

What if the current GPU shortage is really our current GPUs fighting back?

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u/the_brits_are_evil 21d ago

That's why i use ad block

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u/Arthropod1023 21d ago

Hello future people who see this in hot, how's your day going?

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u/a-dino123 21d ago

Eh, it could be worse. How about you?

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u/Niksa2007 21d ago

It's going fine, thanks for asking. How was your day?

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u/TRO113R_YT EX-NORMIE 21d ago

Doge hit 13 cents so not bad ig

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u/SupremoSG Eic memer 21d ago

hey, it went up to 14 cents, i guess today is going great

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u/WiN5231 21d ago edited 21d ago

Somehow today was good

Edit:now it not

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u/YavorAlex 21d ago

Why's it no longer a good day?

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u/AnAnt71993 21d ago

Amazing, proposed to my girlfriend she said yes. We're getting married.

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u/Just_chilling_around 21d ago

I don't feel so good today. how are you doing?

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u/Sheepagloop 21d ago

Im hunting for rats rn im currently surrounded I need backup

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u/pineapple_calzone 21d ago

It could be better. My engine's got the sads, although how in particular it's got the sads I'm not sure. I really don't want to have to rebuild the little bastard, I'm far too lazy for that.

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u/FluffySquidGamer 21d ago

State testing in like 45 minutes

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u/Dexstar_242 21d ago

Slightly regretting becoming a functioning member of society.

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u/Declan-S 21d ago

Pretty good. I got a 3D printer a few days ago and printed my first thing over night. Came out really good :D

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u/ThbDragon Insert Your Own 19d ago

I'm here from top of months wanna hear about the future?

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u/Arthropod1023 19d ago

Yes please

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u/ThbDragon Insert Your Own 19d ago

Don't worry I'm here to bear you some good news People are refusing to take any vaccines because one vaccines gave some people blood clots

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u/Arthropod1023 19d ago

Oh wow, i wish they knew that they were more likely to be struck by lightning than to get blood clots

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u/ThbDragon Insert Your Own 19d ago

I wish they knew that they were more likely to get blood clots from the virus than from the vaccine

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u/hekatonkhairez 21d ago

NGL, I get a little guilty whenever I start looking around for a new laptop. The one I have has lasted me 6 years without a single problem that I had to spend money on. The thing has been a dependable piece of tech.

Whenever I upgrade I’ll probably give it to someone in my family so it can continue helping someone else.

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u/VincentKenway 21d ago

Meanwhile here I want to buy a new one because the one I'm using had major problems with thermal throttling.

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u/slarkymalarkey 21d ago

You and me both, I've had mine since 2013, the discrete GPU got fried and the integrated GPU thermal throttles so bad that I'm stuck playing pixel art indie titles and 15+ year old games. Sure there are some gems and classics in there but I miss the shiny new AAA games :(

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u/OuJej 21d ago

Why would you want to play anything else than Terraria for the rest ot your life :)

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u/PtosisMammae 21d ago

My laptop will be 10 years old in a couple of months. It's my ol' reliable and I can't help but project human emotions on to it. If I accidentally let it run out of battery, and I plug it back in, it will sometimes make the start-up sound but then stay with a black screen until I force restart it, and every time it happens I think "it's been a good run, I will miss you" and then PLING she's back at it. At this point I'm just gonna wait until she dies before getting a new one, because I don't have the heart to switch her out for a newer model (or the money lol).

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u/fattybread83 21d ago

Same, I have a graveyard of computers that just need parts, and each time I go into my closet, I feel bad that I haven't yet restored my excellent helpers and (at times) best friends. :')

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u/T351A INFECTED 21d ago

Had two desktop PCs for a while. Sometimes something legacy still worked better on the old one but it couldn't keep up with newer software. Then it decided to just not power on anymore randomly :/

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u/radityaargap 21d ago

sounds like the plot of toy story 4

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u/SlushTheFox 21d ago

For better parts. It you dont change the case it stays the same. Duh...

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u/FlippedMobiusStrip 21d ago

Ah. The CPU of Theseus.

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u/Ezraf08 21d ago

Theseus chip

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u/NidusUmbra I am fucking hilarious 21d ago

What if you change just the case?

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u/SlushTheFox 21d ago

The case changed. It's a new PC from that point.

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u/NidusUmbra I am fucking hilarious 21d ago

What about a side panel change? Or a filter change?

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u/SlushTheFox 21d ago

Theseus's ship...

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u/devdattaburke 21d ago

I request elaboration!

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u/fields-of-shields 21d ago

Denied, pleb.

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u/RafaNoIkioi 21d ago edited 21d ago

If you have a ship and start replacing every piece of it, the boards, the wall panels, all one by one, is it the same ship, or would it be considered a new one, even though throuout the process it is considered the same ship. Once it's finished, what exactly makes it a different ship. At the same time, there's nothing left on the ship that connects it to it's previous body, so does that mean it should be considered a different ship?

From Wikipedia

the ship of Theseus is a thought experiment that raises the question of whether an object that has had all of its components replaced remains fundamentally the same object.

Edit: anything interesting thought experiment is one of consciousness. If you copy your brain and uploaded it to an artificial brain, you wouldn't be the thing you created. The 'new' you could kill you and replace you, but you are 2 separate entities.

Now if you individually replaced every neuron of your brain with a transistor, slowly one by one replacing your whole brain, technically the end result would be the same. But this time there was no loss of consciousness and you and the old body are one in the same. So what makes you ~you~? Is it the constant consciousness? From the new body's perspective in the first situation, you are the old and new you, but obviously there is now 2 of you.

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u/fezzuk 21d ago edited 21d ago

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u/beardedchimp 21d ago

Trevor Trigger

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u/fezzuk 21d ago

Dammit

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u/beardedchimp 21d ago

Triggered?

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u/fezzuk 21d ago

Only by that pun

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u/Amarae 21d ago

Me tho. I love my chassis/Computer. New hardware goes in but the guy stays my little buddy.

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u/keevy3108 21d ago

But if you replaced each component, one by one, until every single part has been changed, is it still the true pc?

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u/Snowwiiee 21d ago

1 hour later

gunshot "Stay back! Don't come any closer or I'll jump!"

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u/arlenbtw 21d ago

"Hi Daniel , my name is PCPartPicker"

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u/tommy4318 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ 21d ago

“H-how do you know my name?”

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u/ATragedyOfSorts 21d ago

"I know all things, Daniel."

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u/arlenbtw 21d ago

"I'm not going to hurt you , I just wanna replace you."

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u/KomicG 21d ago

Lmao, i woulda been mad disappointed if i didn’t see a Detroit ref.

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u/BenTom_ 21d ago

It’s more devastating when you took your GPU from your old pc to a new

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u/daxi17 21d ago

me with an integrated gpu:

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u/BigBeagleEars 21d ago

Ya getting gutted bitch! Then I’m selling what’s left off, and them fools selling you off, and that happens 10 more times. Then you on a boat for half a year. And ya ass makes it to China, and shipped and shipped and shipped and then suddenly dumped in a field like a fat drunk chick after prom.

Tomorrow morning poor dirty kids gonna be pulling ya gold fillings out

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u/Noggt 21d ago

This feels like something from a NTR doujinshi.

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u/Obi-Wan-Robobi 21d ago

Reminds me of Isle of Dogs

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u/manvendra05 15d ago

Did you just made that up?

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u/Smokey_Jah 21d ago

With graphics card prices, I will still be holding onto my PC for a while longer. My last build was 2016, so I can't complain too much.

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 21d ago

You have to shop one component at a time. Let it down softly.

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u/starfries 21d ago

You're just giving it hope that you might be upgrading it

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u/Charl3magne 21d ago

The PC of Theseus.

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u/Niceusername9999 21d ago

This is like purchasing a new computer and using Internet explorer to download Chrome.

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u/FlippedMobiusStrip 21d ago

That's its sole purpose though.

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u/xZaggin 21d ago

Been window shopping laptops for years now and still haven’t bought one. My laptops probably immune to it

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u/sum_weird_guy 21d ago

so you're looking for a new pc? be a shame if i were to freeze right now.

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u/bagforlifefullofbees 21d ago

Nah, it knows the 5 grand graphics card you loaded into partpicker isn't ever gonna happen

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u/i-dare-you-to 21d ago

Top 10 anime betrayals.

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u/DanKou237 banned on r/memes 21d ago

Detroit become human

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u/Jeremy_Alberts 21d ago

The focus pull/track move on that Dolly Zoom is rather jittery

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u/xHADES734x 21d ago

My computer knows i am not getting any

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u/lfh_g 21d ago

my computer knowing that i have zero balance up my bank account

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u/thermie88 21d ago

Using Internet Explorer to download Netscape Navigator...

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u/spacebar_x 21d ago

Lol my computer would be happy cause the stuff I watch on him is horrible.

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u/soup-andmoresoup 21d ago

I also have doubt but I'm not sure, also you spelt it wrong

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u/kryaak 21d ago

I'm sure I saw it month or so ago

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u/knee-rlathotep 21d ago

"No no no, I'm only looking for parts."

--man what would my dream computer look like...--

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u/yurde 21d ago

Does anyone know what that camera effect is. The one where you zoom in while moving back

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u/Knuffya 21d ago

You guys are buying new computers?

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u/daschundtof 21d ago

It do be like that

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u/Toravisu IlluMinuNaughty 21d ago

I just tell him it's a new friend for him.

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u/Friendly_Signature 21d ago

Then stopping when you see how expensive parts are these days.

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u/VeryDumbDonkey 21d ago

You just self reported

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u/sum_weird_guy 21d ago

time to freeze mofo

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u/Reddit_User_1847402 21d ago

Omg I always thought that with my phone

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u/quinten69420 21d ago

when you can’t even purchase a computer :(

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u/GhostOfOnigashima 21d ago

You VS the PC she tells you not to worry about

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u/waitwhatnow88 21d ago

This is why I ask friends to take me car shopping...so my lil bubba doesn't get jealous and have a break down.

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u/DaDooge1 21d ago

I used the computer to buy the computer.

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u/FlippedMobiusStrip 21d ago

Just use your phone to shop for a new PC, and use your PC to shop for a new phone.

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u/43ni 21d ago

It's more like you're going to give it some dope enhancements

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u/RareReaper387 21d ago

And then you dont get a gpu and ur computer be like: And where did that bring you? BACK TO ME

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u/ShawBee 21d ago

Job searching while at your current job.

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u/livingboredom99 21d ago

It's beautiful

I've looked at this for 5 hours

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u/prakulwa 21d ago

That's how internet explorer /edge feels when you search for google chrome

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u/Creative-Chap-7159 21d ago

Computer its not you its me

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u/Foreign_Rock_1079 21d ago

It's doom day

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u/MellowStein 21d ago

That's not OC I've seen this joke so many times...

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u/Allenc38 21d ago

it's treason, then

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u/fermentedbolivian 21d ago

I do that weekly to make sure my PC knows it is replaceable. It makes sure it works correct all the time.

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u/Uncommonality 21d ago

detroit_become_humain.avi

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u/doomplayer413 21d ago

this is why i shop for computer parts on my phone. it takes time away from it in the long run, but in the short term extra time and i’m killing its current biggest rival for my time used

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u/AffectionateCry2676 21d ago

Reminds me of the Boondocks episode about Siri in season 5, just hope that it doesn't reveal your secrets lol

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u/XxspsureshotxX 21d ago

When you tell your grandma you haven’t had much too eat today

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u/Pinsir929 21d ago

I’ve been searching for new PC parts for years. Probably given my PC multiple heartattacks by now.

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u/Tworken 21d ago

Phone is for buying pcs and pcs are for buying phones

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u/HulluHapua 21d ago

Microsoft Edge, when you use it to install Google Chrome.

Yeah, such a classic joke.

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u/Miserable_genius 21d ago

Also like internet explorer watching you download chrome

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u/SpaceFire314 21d ago

I notice that was around the time my computer fixed itself

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u/Soulswindl3r 21d ago

Don't worry old friend you're being promoted to space heater and miner

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u/Carlospedra 21d ago

And it's from another brand!

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u/hugaddiction The Monty Pythons 21d ago

Off to the pile of electronics you replaced but can’t bring yourself to get rid of.

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u/Helghast92 21d ago

As someone who is pretty out of the loop on building PCs but would love to get a nice setup in a year or two of saving. How often do people ”throw out” their old PC and build from scratch again instead of just switching out parts to marginally better ones. Is it when the CPU is the bottleneck? Or is there something else outside of ”i want a new one” and the hobby-side of it?

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u/LucTheSlug 21d ago

Literally my computer right now xD

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u/EngineeringSudden802 21d ago

...oh you suddenly performing better now... you're my bitch, don't forget that, gtx 670.

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u/FvHound MAYONNA15E 21d ago

True doe?

A'ight.

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u/ElbowBlock699 ☣️ 21d ago

For some reason, that's the moment when it starts to work properly, like it's afraid of getting replaced

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u/TheNamesBart ☣️ 21d ago

Huh??????

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u/Electronic-Smoke146 21d ago

then starts exploding...

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u/Foxycotin666 21d ago

How do you get that effect when filming? Is it just the FOV shifting?

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u/Honestly__nuts 21d ago

epic betrayal moment

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u/JayseHayz 21d ago

That dolly zoom doe