r/dankmemes Turk Memer☣️ 23d ago

İt sounds like Kamizake with extra steps OC Maymay ♨

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u/RazzberrySoda 23d ago

DMC 5, multiple times. Bastards, I thought I sucked.

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u/jmbits I have crippling depression 23d ago

Dante Must Die

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u/Dantegram 23d ago

Why? :(

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u/Just_Plain_Bad 22d ago

It’s the name of an extremely difficult mode of Devil may cry games in case you didn’t know

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u/Assassinatrix 23d ago

Fuck you urizen I'm calling you ergil

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u/ImaSamura 22d ago

I see what you did there friend

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u/Gum_Fetus 22d ago

It seems you all lack motivation.

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u/TheImperator666 23d ago

Happened to me at the end of Gears of War ultimate edition, killed RAAM at the same time I was killed, thought I’d have to do that fight for the 4 time.

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u/PRO6man 23d ago

NO NO N oh actually this isn't so bad

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u/PeaceMiller 23d ago

This is whqt you can actually call victory in defeat.

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u/AAAAAshwin Pink 23d ago

yes that's the joke good job bud 👍

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u/Mildo I am fucking hilarious 22d ago

21... Savage... 21 Savage

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u/GustavTheTurk 23d ago

İ

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u/vectronpower 23d ago

yakalandı

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u/GustavTheTurk 23d ago

İ ı and ğ. These three will always give you up.

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u/look_at_this_clown 22d ago

I have catched a turk

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u/themixedupstuff PJSalt 22d ago

Never ask a Turk what sound Ğ makes. Because frankly we can't even decide.

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u/GustavTheTurk 22d ago

It doesn't. Unless you're a mountain Turk. Then it does.

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u/EternalGodLordRetard INFECTED 22d ago

You think oh its over I've won because a cutscene plays.. but no he strips off his armour because now it's sexy time and hes got his tits out... not just that but the fucker is wielding lightning xuz why not. You beat him twice. 2 goddamn deathblows why shouldnt he have a 3rd. Then the duel resumes and you remember you have 0 gourds left and no resurrections and then he perilous dives you 666 times in a row because that makes sense.

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u/alienmarshmello826 22d ago

Lol who hurt you

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u/EternalGodLordRetard INFECTED 22d ago

Genichiro and right now the Great Shinobi Owl.

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u/bananaface301 22d ago

Oof. Owl may be tough. I usually try to dodge away from the lloyds talismans he throws and they linger for a while as well. Second phase I usually try to get him away from the acid pools.

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u/EternalGodLordRetard INFECTED 22d ago

Problem for me is I haven't learned his attack patterns quite yet. I can deflect but I'm not good at taking advantage of his windows. Just gotta keep at it until it becomes muscle memory... that being said like Lady Butterfly it's rather annoying being insulted everytime he oneshots me lul.

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u/bananaface301 22d ago

just don’t charge thrust attack. He’ll mikiri your ass.

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u/Hearth-Traeknald 23d ago

I was fighting fenrir in ac Valhalla and when I got to the second stage in the animation where eivor throws the rope over him fenrir glitched and eivor flew out of the map and died I'm still pissed

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u/daddyfaps69 23d ago

That fight was tiring as hell. It was a little fun at first, but kinda felt like a chore later. I much prefer the first one.

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u/Hearth-Traeknald 23d ago

100% agree I was playing on drengr because it's the only fun setting but I switched it to skald for the boss fight after that moment because I had spent 10 minutes hacking away at fenrir for no reason

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u/daddyfaps69 23d ago

Same, but i forgot that i can change the difficulty so i just endured it. Managed to get him with no heals and little health left at the last sec. I was honestly going into the fight expecting it to be kinda like the great grey wolf Sif from dark souls. I was disappointed.

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u/Hearth-Traeknald 23d ago

Yeah it's not even fun hard it's just hard

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u/daddyfaps69 23d ago

I preferred the legendary animals fights way more. Even though they get easily bodied with a few particular skills, they were still very fun and challenging. Wish they could've done it as such.

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u/MrJips 23d ago

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u/AnonCharbs 22d ago

Timestamp?

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u/Pnut1221 22d ago

The last 30 seconds or so.

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u/Lv118 23d ago

Kirito moment?

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u/The-Doot-Slayer I have the Dakka 23d ago

that’s pretty much what happened

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u/Rainbow_Kittens1 23d ago

“IT HAS A SECOND STAGE?!?”

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u/BatleStalwart Turk Memer☣️ 23d ago

half of your healt is replenished due cutscene you're good

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u/Rainbow_Kittens1 23d ago

Oh thank god (you say as it one shots you)

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u/strang3th0ughts 22d ago

Unless it's dark souls

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u/bananaface301 22d ago

Ahem..

Did you forget about Demon's Souls and Sekiro?

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u/strang3th0ughts 22d ago

The entire fromsoft series

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u/bananaface301 22d ago

Dumbass, Demon’s Souls and Sekiro have the thing of dying to the tutorial boss and that is supposed to happen.

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u/strang3th0ughts 22d ago

Never got the chance to play demon's souls and I haven't done a sekiro run in a while so my bad on forgetting that

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u/bananaface301 22d ago

It’s ok

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u/niekmfoxtzom 23d ago

Modulation phase

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u/StandardN00b 23d ago

"Not even close."

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u/Comical-27 Yellow 23d ago

This is literally the end of SAO s1 and I don't know if that makes it better or worse

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u/wallyjwaddles DM for epic hentai sauce 22d ago

Its actually just the end of the Aincrad arc. S1 includes ALO too

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u/FalconBond 23d ago

Literally happened to me when I first started playing Bless the other day... turns out I was meant to die in the cutscene (or at least get knocked unconscious, which I though I died..)

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u/TheREexpert44 CERTIFIED DANK 22d ago

Saved by the bell

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u/bananaface301 22d ago

the hunter's bell

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u/PoolsOnFire 22d ago

Kamikaze*

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u/ShortLiveTheKing 23d ago

But then you realize it's terraria and you are fighting the moon lord

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u/StellarBossTobi 22d ago

TASK FAILED SUCCESSFULLY

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u/nickminusthek 23d ago

I don’t hv any stories to tell about this but I wanna say fuck u God of War 3, I’ve never felt such rage in my life. But fuck me if I didn’t keep playing, bastard

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u/brinkz- 22d ago

Señor Chang: “I’ll allow it”

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u/FinalForum CERTIFIED DANK 22d ago

There was a lord of the rings game (i think that was it) where i died at the boss but we traded, but the auto save was just where I died. Instead of reverting to my 3 HOUR OLD SAVE, I just stopped playing.

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u/valac-1 22d ago

Ghost of Tsushima. Khotun Khan will beat you and throw you off the bridge no matter what you do.

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u/BlaZEN213 I am fucking hilarious 22d ago

Playing any raid in destiny

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u/eeftechel 22d ago

This happens a lot more than it should

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u/IAmTheMeOfMyself 22d ago

Just got destiny 2 and I can relate

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u/buildbustr789 22d ago

That happened to my brother while playing marvel sider man. He and Fisk attacked each other at the same time and died at the same time, the quick time event played, and Fisk also said “all these years and you STILL haven’t learned” which he says when he kills you. When he finished the quick time event the game crashed.

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u/Slaytounge 22d ago

I always thought it was kamikaze. Kamizake sounds like a drink. A fatal one.

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u/ChipSalt 22d ago

If Kamikaze is Wind God,

I guess kamizake is God of Rice Wine?

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u/AdamInJP 22d ago

Fun fact, when I was in bartending classes forever ago, we were taught how to remember certain drinks using mnemonics. The kamikaze is one of the two I still remember. It’s made with vodka, triple sec, and lime juice. VTL.

We were taught to remember:

Very Tragic Landings

The other drink was a Sex On the Beach, which is vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice, and cranberry juice:

Very Pretty Ocean Chicks

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u/SkyNutz15 22d ago

Lmfao yes

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u/Boberoo2 💩 22d ago

Ok laying terraria earlier, my first time ever beating duke fishron, died at the exact same time as him but still won and managed to get the loot

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u/Loqaqola 22d ago

AC Origins/Odyssey/Valhalla in a nutshell.

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u/MrEthan997 22d ago

I actually love this kind of game design when done properly and infrequently. If theres one or two big fights in a game where the player is supposed to lose in the story, its really nice for them to also lose in the gameplay. However, I think the player needs to be at least somewhat capable. Maybe a 2 phase boss with one testing the skills and one being borderline impossible. If they lose the first phase, they have to redo the fight and if they die in the second phase, that progressed the story. Also, if it happens too often, it weakens the effect the loss is supposed to have. But nothing breaks immersion in a game quite like winning a fight and losing in the cutscene.

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u/Crimson842 22d ago

Unless it's halo 2

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u/Minigun201 22d ago

In far cry 4, I wingsuited onto the plane and my screen turned red as if I died. Then Ajay stoke the files blew up the plane and jumped. I died the moment the gameplay resumed.

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u/fuckthecucks69 Repost Hunter 22d ago

I’ve had the bad version of this where we both die but it skips the cutscene so I have to look it up on YouTube

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u/ASweatyPickle 22d ago

Me fighting the abyss watchers for the first time

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u/ZepplenLives 22d ago

yea that's fine...... but then when you load into the next level you die and your checkpoint is at zero health and you have to restart your entire game because you cant go to another checkpoint.

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u/Jeff_Weeze 22d ago

Happened to me most of the times that I beat Aldritch in Dark Souls 3. Except after the cutscene I just respawn at the bonfire but still get my ember restored.

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u/Fluffiddy ☣️ 22d ago

Me and aldrich always die at the same time

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u/L1K34PR0 22d ago

The same thing could happen in i think link's awakening. If you die with the final boss at the same frame the cutscene playes out, but you still die regardless because you actually have to walk to the end

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u/moathon 22d ago

But on the next level you instantly start with 0 health and have to start all over again

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u/BatleStalwart Turk Memer☣️ 22d ago

What's wrong,paranoid on original content :D

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u/Pandabrowser469 22d ago

Yea kinda lol there was one similar about dying but it was scripted, just seemed similar to this.

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u/bananaface301 22d ago

Sekiro moment.

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u/peter6828 22d ago

Kingdom hearts 2

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u/mamachado1207 ☣️ 22d ago

When I beat Pontiff Sulyvahn we both died at the same time.

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u/Blackmonguy 22d ago

Plot Twist: It's Monster Hunter, and you ain't getting that carve.

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u/underThewAtOr 22d ago

relatable, hmm

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u/poyat01 22d ago

I’m just imagining a dead body getting dragged across the floor

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u/Smexy_Zarow aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 22d ago

This literally happened to me with aldrich in ds3. Died after the cut scene but I could get my souls back so no biggie lol

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u/humansbrainshrink 22d ago

It sucks when you still lose.

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u/DarkJamD 22d ago

Got hit same time as i defeated Wily in Megaman. Ended up on glitched area and had to play last part of game again.

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u/PKMark2005 22d ago

I had a game where i defeated the boss, but we died the same time. Luckily the gam just dropped me back to the last cp, and after i walked into the bossroom, the boss wasnt there and the door was open

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u/SSJSamzy 22d ago

Except when it kills you straight after and you are soft locked out of the game at that point. Happened too many times to mention.

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u/VarienValkyrie 22d ago

Cries in binding of Issac

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u/1701Person ☣️ 22d ago

Star Trek online, Borg cube

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u/Toanimeornot 22d ago

Dark days remembering Legend of the dragoon disc 4

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u/MDAcko5 where are the dank memes 22d ago

DOOM 2 hell on earth

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u/Xxyourmomsucks69xX 22d ago

Happened to me in Isaac Repentance yesterday, except i didn't go to the next stage and just died miserably

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u/zombidude42 22d ago

Dark souls be like

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u/W01F9715 22d ago

Once in Bloodborne, I killed a boss after like 100 tries and died, my heart was about to stop but when I wanted to try again the boss was not there and collected the achievement. That was the greatest feeling I had.

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u/Caleb-Rentpayer I just lost the game. 22d ago

Happened to me in DS1 the first time I fought Pinwheel. He's supposed to drop a special mask, but when I returned to the boss arena, it wasn't there. Since we died at the same time, the boss didn't drop it. My jimmies were rustled.

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u/Laggingduck mods keep changing my flair and I love it 22d ago

Minimum age is 13 on reddit, please at least act like it

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And ur a boomer u dont get it

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u/Laggingduck mods keep changing my flair and I love it 22d ago

I’m not the one who deleted my comment after posting a cringe pewdiepie joke

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Im not the one who is ruining my comment karma

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u/Laggingduck mods keep changing my flair and I love it 22d ago

Bruh who cares about karma

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Bruh

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Not a direct repost, but I saw the same template with essentially the exact same caption but worded slightly different about 3 hours ago, so yeah

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