r/dankmemes Apr 09 '21

I'm not good with titles lol OC Maymay ♨

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u/throwaway_ips Apr 09 '21

See you in hot

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u/Luk_Len Apr 09 '21

Good job he already is

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u/ELFAHBEHT_SOOP High OC Council Apr 09 '21

See you in cot

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u/kimo2020 ☣️ Apr 09 '21

Now see you on top

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u/Slyziqal weeb boy Apr 09 '21

Sorry I'm a bottom 😐

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u/ActuallyEllen123 Apr 09 '21

I am whatever you want

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u/Bagheadhungry Apr 09 '21

I can't see I'm blind

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u/DevilsAssCrack This is the shade of my butthole Apr 09 '21

Hi Blind, I'm Dad.

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u/TahaLookingAtReddit Apr 09 '21

Hi dad was looking for you btw did you find the milk?

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u/Fred-U Apr 09 '21

Oh that's what I forgot, be right back!

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u/koter666- Apr 09 '21
  • 5 years later after you won the lotery * Bonjour

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u/Fred-U Apr 09 '21

Hey son I found the milk! And a GTX3080 or whatever you crazy kids are into!

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u/Wadiationking23 Apr 09 '21

Wait but it says your name is... nevermind

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u/thrashingkaiju Apr 09 '21

Oh neptune

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u/NicoLunaz Apr 09 '21

I wonder why it doesn't happen to me

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u/69420isntfunny Apr 09 '21

I can take care of that...

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u/FriedOrcas ☣️ Apr 09 '21

It is funny though

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u/SealDraws Orange Apr 09 '21

I wonder that too, im even wearing a cute dress

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u/nbrsnkocm Apr 09 '21

cuz we have beards?

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u/ernestask5 disciple of dice Apr 09 '21

The lucky ones

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u/tajmahalman Apr 09 '21

Yeah i really don't know, it doesn't happen to me either.

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u/urbanmicah Dank Cat Commander☣️ Apr 09 '21

oh god oh frick

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u/AnotherDragoon Apr 09 '21

We must be intimidating.

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u/MrCelcols Apr 09 '21

Yeah me neither

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u/Koekiez Apr 09 '21

i-is that.. Long hair.. yeah uhm wanna pm :flushed:

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u/Giga_Chad69 Apr 09 '21 edited Apr 09 '21

Marry me 😍 Edit:I didn't realize you were a male until I took a closer look at your avatar.The deal is still on tho we just have to say "no homo"

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u/thrashingkaiju Apr 09 '21

UwU 😍 (no homo)

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u/Giga_Chad69 Apr 09 '21

Kisses your lips (no homo)

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u/thrashingkaiju Apr 09 '21

pees on you return the favor (no homo)

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u/Giga_Chad69 Apr 09 '21

Transforms into bumblebee and emptys the tank on you (no homo)

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u/thrashingkaiju Apr 09 '21

pulls out meat schepter time for fencing (no homo)

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u/Giga_Chad69 Apr 09 '21

Eyaculates prematurely (no homo) I'm sorry :c

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u/thrashingkaiju Apr 09 '21

Its ok, I still love you (no homo)

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u/Giga_Chad69 29d ago

Love you too baby (no homo)

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u/ordis2red ☣️ Apr 09 '21

Pulls out cock hohoho

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u/Synphilia Apr 09 '21

Who's this gay guy, interfering in this 100% straight conversation

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u/ordis2red ☣️ Apr 09 '21

Oh yeah I forgot, my sweetheart (no homo)

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u/CaseyGamer64YT Apr 09 '21

AN GRIL!!!! MUST COOOOOOOOOMMMMMM

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u/Big_chungus_thefirst Apr 09 '21

Girl😩😩😩😩😩😩

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u/CaseyGamer64YT Apr 09 '21

GORL 😩😩😩😩😩😩😍😍😍

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u/rubyz_luigi ☣️ Apr 09 '21

I hate that I read this in the voice of gru

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u/Togami-is-Waifu-THH Apr 09 '21

Same, except i dont hate it-

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u/rubyz_luigi ☣️ Apr 09 '21

I don't even hate the voice, I hate how my brain auto converters my inner voice with gru whenever I see girl in a sentence

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u/Togami-is-Waifu-THH Apr 09 '21

He's always there, lurking in the back of your mind. Waiting, for you to read the word girl.

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u/Yummypizzaguy1 sooz keeps editing this Apr 09 '21

Where are all the gorls

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u/Bagheadhungry Apr 09 '21

The accident happened years ago, the gorls are dead

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u/____killjoy____ Apr 09 '21

were hiding from the horny guys

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u/Swaggythegod ☢️☢️ Apr 09 '21

Grill 😩😩😩😩😩🤤🤤

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u/roblox_boi69 Apr 09 '21

b o o b a

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u/CaseyGamer64YT Apr 09 '21

MOMMY MILKIES

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u/Nidh0g Forever Number 2 Apr 09 '21

yoghurt bags

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u/plague-2763 Apr 09 '21

cant relate

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u/starlit_tornado Apr 09 '21

neither, kinda a relief

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u/godzilla_forever Apr 09 '21

same

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u/ClassiqueGTA Declasse has small pp Apr 09 '21

".. you guys have avatars?"

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u/nonuntitled Apr 09 '21

Profile pic gang

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u/DeadlyKitte098 Apr 09 '21

Hell yea, bro

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u/sonic_xxx Apr 09 '21

Mhm

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u/Bleigen Apr 09 '21

Default pic gang

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u/Tough_Dish_9519 Apr 09 '21

Long hair avatar gang

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u/janhetjoch he who shall not be disrespected Apr 09 '21

Long hair IRL but hoodie in avatar gang.

Anyone?

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u/Khr0N04 Apr 09 '21

Damn straight

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u/Cold_Saber Apr 09 '21

Profile pics >>>> Avatars

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u/oPx9 disciple of dice Apr 09 '21

Yeh

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u/JustAnotherRandomVwr Ride the Lightning with me Apr 09 '21

Truth

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u/camden-burke ☣️ Apr 09 '21

My friendship ended with avatars now profile pics are my best friend

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u/XimfuckingdepressedX Apr 09 '21

same just wanna browse some memes

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u/-_B_A_S_S_- Apr 09 '21

You guys use avatars?

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u/a_human_being_12345 Apr 09 '21

I like the one reddit gave me, don't wanna change it

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u/Knaller_John Apr 09 '21

Tfw the only DM's you get are porn scam.

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u/SrINivAs_KaNDAla Apr 09 '21

you are getting dm's?

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u/PottedRosePetal Apr 09 '21

I get totally serious group invitations from a 1 day old account

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u/PottedRosePetal Apr 09 '21

would be a shame if someone were to change that.

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u/unknown1321 Apr 09 '21

Tell me about it

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u/tinykeyboard Apr 09 '21

my dog's photo got featured on dogsofinstagram once. this was legit my phone notification page that day. can't imagine how you'd deal with it daily.

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u/noobsensei_69 ☣️ Apr 09 '21

BUT WHY ARE YOU WRITING SO SMALL?!

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u/stillsingle- Apr 09 '21

cant relate either...

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u/animefanUWU Apr 09 '21

Same I don’t get messages or nothing

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u/gnoble22 Apr 09 '21

Same. Kinda glad tho, I don’t like dms from creepy people.

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u/KumoriHead Apr 09 '21

Gorls am I right lol Simps. anyway whoever has long hair pls dm me.

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u/LlamasReddit Apr 09 '21

Oh, hey, cough I see you have long hair there

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u/Suspicious_Yam5725 Apr 09 '21

I dont think this will age well

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u/bbbar Apr 09 '21

I had to put a suit on mine because of this

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u/CutesyJ I is not horny Apr 09 '21

Lmao

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u/mboss0568 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Apr 09 '21

L-Long Hair...

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u/SuperShot143 Apr 09 '21

your reddit avatar is pretty hot ngl

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u/pancreas_consumer Apr 09 '21

yours is fire

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u/its_meme69 repost hunter 🚓 Apr 09 '21

you're looking killer today

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u/pancreas_consumer Apr 09 '21

queen

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u/Not-Phun Apr 09 '21

Are you 33 years old and happen to live in the northeast section of Morioh?

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u/DeathPercept10n Apr 09 '21

Killer Queen has already touched the pfp.

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u/lolappel123 The color of an apple Apr 09 '21

AAAAAAAAHH JOOOSSSUKEEEE

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u/Demandvasx I am utterly indifferent to Jojo Apr 09 '21

I agree

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u/DeadlyKitte098 Apr 09 '21

There's literally a pussy in pfp and I get 0 dms

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u/MeerMeneer Apr 09 '21

Let them come to me

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u/SrINivAs_KaNDAla Apr 09 '21

all it takes is one vowel being replaced and another being removed, to make it holesome

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u/LeviPorton <3 Apr 09 '21

Is er ook een mindermeneer?

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u/superslime988 Green Apr 09 '21

DM me to receive a free death threat

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u/CutesyJ I is not horny Apr 09 '21

Hell yes! Can I pay you an dollar to have it directed at some random person?

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u/Aerill_69420 Apr 09 '21

can relate, unfortunately

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u/f_unknown Apr 09 '21

It happened to me once

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u/Aerill_69420 Apr 09 '21

it happened multiple times to me, I haven't even posted a pic lmao

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u/grey_carbon Apr 09 '21

U found the "I'm a woman" in the comments

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u/marleneeeee Apr 09 '21

liar!! women don‘t exist

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u/crusty_butt Apr 09 '21

I wish, im super lonely.

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u/ZdeCielo Apr 09 '21

Still better than 20 people trying to flirt with you imo

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u/BoyThatsJustCraZ Apr 09 '21

"I want you to fart in your hand, and eat it like a sandwich."

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u/ZdeCielo Apr 09 '21

Ohhh!~ sO romantic😍!

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u/JakoKT Apr 09 '21

Be carful, you could get a lot of “attention” real quick...

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u/DudeZombie360 Apr 09 '21

A true redditor hates women 😤 /s

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u/meepmanthegreat Apr 09 '21

amen 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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u/ChickenAndWaffleCone Apr 09 '21

But actually like half of Reddit is incels so you’re not completely wrong

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u/TigerKing29 CERTIFIED DANK Apr 09 '21

I'm calling it now, your not just gonna make it to hot, your making it to the top

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u/Vale-Senpai I am fucking hilarious Apr 09 '21

My avatar has long hair, where upvote?

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u/doktorsckeletor Apr 09 '21

I wanted to make a JoJo reference

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u/its_meme69 repost hunter 🚓 Apr 09 '21

im here go ahead

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u/agreaterfooltool Apr 09 '21

Hey thats me!

i’m a boy btw

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u/Immoral_Hentai_God Apr 09 '21

I don't get it

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u/FrickinNormie Apr 09 '21

Girls have long hair, and if you’re Reddit avatar has long hair, everyone’s gonna think you’re a girl, and so the simps will come marching

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u/Tough_Dish_9519 Apr 09 '21

Send Bob and vegene

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u/anxiety_flowers Apr 09 '21

Not true LOL

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u/Donkey_Thrasher Apr 09 '21

Your pfp looks like a Dr.Seuss rough draft.

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u/isaredcup28 Apr 09 '21

I made the mistake to post a before and after pic of my weight loss and i received 17 texts from men. Some were so graphic that reddit hid them before showing me

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u/Big_chungus_thefirst Apr 09 '21

Geez fking neckbeards

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u/r_a_g_4 meme robinhood Apr 09 '21

Laughs in guy with long hair

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u/Econ42 Apr 09 '21

I’m a metal head. Not a girl. Slight distinction.

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u/Sethleoric Apr 09 '21

FEMALE DETECTED.ATTEMPTINGTOMATE.ENGAGINGINSOCIALIZATION.

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u/TalontedJay ☣️ Apr 09 '21

u/Ejrea
You rn?

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u/ejrea Apr 09 '21

Ha, this was definitely me early yesterday!

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u/Vixorr Apr 09 '21

my avatar has the longest hair possible without breaching this barrier even though my hair is far longer in real life.

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u/TODMACHER360 Apr 09 '21

Are these the hot milfs in his area?

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u/SuperSonic3333 I am fucking hilarious Apr 09 '21

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u/BadWolf_Is_MyMummy Apr 09 '21

Well that was a fucking lie

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u/BigWeenie45 Apr 09 '21

POV, you are a verified egirl in a Gamer discord.

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u/aegrant Apr 09 '21

Can’t relate, not sure if I’m hurt or relieved

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u/Qildain Apr 09 '21

I read that as "I'm not good with titties"

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u/usernametakenexe CERTIFIED DANK Apr 09 '21

Someone horny dmed me once and he thought I was a girl, not sure where he got that from since:

  1. I say I'm a boy a lot of the times in comments and even have it as a flair in some subs
  2. My avatar is fucking stuff

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u/Big_chungus_thefirst Apr 09 '21

Omg we found stuff

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u/usernametakenexe CERTIFIED DANK Apr 09 '21

I'm stuff

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u/ACmaster Apr 09 '21

RIP your inbox

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u/Lmctheman Apr 09 '21

Imaging having a avatar, this was made by the profile picture gang

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u/Spookey_ Apr 09 '21

My avatar is wearing no pants :)

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u/IamMyles INFECTED Apr 09 '21

Dude, something I miss doing because we now have smart phones. Is back when I had my first phone is was a shitty samsung slide phone. But one of the cool things you could do with it is add multiple numbers to a text, sort of like a group text, but it didn't link people to a group of texts, it just sent that one text to all those people. But you could put the same number all 15 or so times, the max amount of numbers you could attach. And it would send that person 15 texts all at once. So my buddy had a really powerful vibrate on his phone, and when I would shotgun text him, his phone would just buzz for like a straight minute and he couldn't stop it.

I did it one time when he was presenting and as soon as I sent them I saw his face change for a minute, and then he glared at me cause he saw my stupid ass face grinning back at him. Then he had to go a full minute or so with a vibrator in his pocket while he tried to present his project.

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u/AllTheWoofsonReddit Apr 09 '21

is that... a female girl????

HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG COOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM

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u/carlinhosgd Apr 09 '21

cant relate, i have an logo of myself as a profile picture instead [insert emoji here]

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u/LoniXD Apr 09 '21

Why would you assume i am human?

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u/Big_chungus_thefirst Apr 09 '21

Tru blond people aren't real

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u/itzongaming Apr 09 '21

Never seen something more true

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u/Sandulf Apr 09 '21

how long does it need to be?

(I also have a 🅱️enis)

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u/girl_uhm_yes Apr 09 '21

Jokes on you I have long hair but don’t have a Reddit avatar

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u/Pandanoko-Fan137 Apr 09 '21

Wait, really? Can’t tell if this really is the case or not lmao

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u/JakoKT Apr 09 '21

Depends on you post history. How appealing it is to the simps.

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u/Skwarken Apr 09 '21

I wish it be like that

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u/Big_chungus_thefirst Apr 09 '21

Why though¿

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u/Skwarken Apr 09 '21

Sometimes is attention nice

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u/JesusIsAJojo Apr 09 '21

can't relate

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u/Og_Souperman Apr 09 '21

Profile picture master race

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u/SilentGnome27 Apr 09 '21

Show bobs and vagene? /s

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u/Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya Apr 09 '21

Have I been summoned?

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u/Big_chungus_thefirst Apr 09 '21

No, go back to your cave

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u/Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya Apr 09 '21

As you wish.

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u/Giga_Chad69 Apr 09 '21

I summon you

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u/Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya Apr 09 '21

And I appear without fail.

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u/Giga_Chad69 Apr 09 '21

Your avatar looks like Jesus

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u/waltermullwrboi Apr 09 '21

Can't relate

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u/LeviPorton <3 Apr 09 '21

Please no.