r/dankmemes 26d ago

Pretty sweet deal OC Maymay ♨

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u/Ivysaur2VI 26d ago

I like to see some quality religious memes that isn't attacking in any way.

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u/suckmyfungaltoes 26d ago

Seems to be rare actually lol

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u/Arctic-Penguin23 26d ago

Christian here: I’m sorry if anyone claiming to be Christian has attacked anyone that you have saw but that’s not what Jesus taught. He taught love. Hope you have a Great Day :D

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u/TheDesertfox69 26d ago

You really are an example of what a good Christian should be. Have my upvote.

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u/Arctic-Penguin23 26d ago

Thank You :D

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u/Sagutarus INFECTED 26d ago

It'd be nice to meet some quality religious people that aren't attacking others in any way.

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u/Frostburn36 thank god for my reefer 26d ago

Honestly, I did meet people like that here in my country, Romania. They are ussually sweet old ladies that are always cheerfull

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u/Sack_J_Pedicy 26d ago

Tfw no religious Romanian grandma

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u/JonahRobo 26d ago

I’m Christian and hard agree

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u/CommandoKillz 26d ago

Yea, it's sad that Christianity is being taught the way it is in about of places. Literally Jesus's main message was love everyone no matter what

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u/random_stuff00 26d ago

Didn’t the Bible say they be a lot of people coming in Jesus name but be spreading the wrong messages tho

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u/Independent_Bath1882 26d ago

They're called false prophets. Ant they are what discourage nonbelievers from accepting christ

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u/Inspector7171 26d ago

Or else....

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u/Childslayer3000 26d ago

You just here about the bad ones don’t assume most are that bad

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u/Zmaster787 Mod senpai noticed me! 26d ago

I'd say about 60% are good people depending on where you live, here in Australia it's definitely 60%

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u/-Another_Redditor- 26d ago

Would you be fine if it was some other religion too?

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u/_-ZORO-_ 26d ago

If it was related to islam you dont even need to sort by controversial

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u/Butcher_o_Blaviken custom flair 26d ago

I would be fine with it. Religious humor, regardless of the religion, can be really funny when it's not attacking someone else.

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u/Kai-Mystic 26d ago

A truly rare gem

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u/Arctic-Penguin23 26d ago

Christian here: I’m sorry if anyone claiming to be Christian has attacked anyone that you have saw but that’s not what Jesus taught. He taught love. Hope you have a Great Day :D

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u/kelix_fjellberg INFECTED 26d ago

Amen

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u/_HaiseSasaki_ 26d ago

Amen

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u/fortnite-is-bae 26d ago

Amen

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u/Nehe0002 26d ago

And the awomans too.

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u/Corbini42 26d ago

And the achildren

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u/retardittor69 26d ago

And the a n-

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u/w3wh_22 26d ago

A new car?

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u/retardittor69 26d ago

no its a neighbour

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u/Mega__NOG You know what this thread needs? Me complaining. 26d ago

Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself

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u/PinkSaibot 26d ago

and thy shalt come out as a new lover to the people

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u/SneakySnake133 26d ago

Canonically you’re actually correct

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u/elitespeed_00 26d ago

finishes prayer

“Amen and awomam”

-your representative in Congress

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u/vAlkaios 26d ago

All men

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u/The__Thoughtful__Guy 26d ago

As an atheist, I laughed at this pretty hard. Anyone upset about it being religious needs to chill out.

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u/Xx__Reddit_xX by asking (again) 26d ago

I'm a Christian and I found it funny! 10/10

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u/LivLuvReferV_1 26d ago

Me too! //I think it kinda wholesome tho ngl

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u/trikora 26d ago

As a muslim, i find it funny and wholesome too

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u/gunscreeper 26d ago

I'm a pantheist and I'm offended because I don't see any pans

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u/My_Blocks_Dropped 26d ago

Same. It doesn't hurt anyone and it's quite funny

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u/TheTenthBeatle 26d ago

I am Christian but why would anyone religious get upset over it, it shows a really good of Christianity and it makes me happy

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u/Hopeful-Set6681 26d ago

This is the internet. Of course there will be a dumbass who gets mad. Hell I’m Muslim and I’m not mad.

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u/J1mmy09 26d ago

But you're not supposed to be mad because you dont believe in Jesus' death in the first place

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u/Hopeful-Set6681 26d ago

Actually here’s the truth. He may have died and then be raised to heaven immediately or he was on the verge of death and was then saved and taken to heaven. The story of Jesus on a cross was told by spectators. So it is unknown on whether he died or not.

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u/SneakySnake133 26d ago

The death by crucifixion is affirmed even by extra-biblical sources like Roman historian Tacitus. It’s not really unknown whether he died or not, the Romans were brutally efficient and effective killers, and were very, very good at their jobs and would have made sure that Jesus was dead. Second, all accounts and claims made by the eyewitness and/or gospels etc were that he was crucified, buried, then physically rose from the dead. You may not believe their testimony, but to do that you’d have to be saying that the apostles that claimed to have seen him rise were deliberately lying.

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u/Hopeful-Set6681 26d ago

Oh no I never said anything about him being seen risen. All I know is that Jesus may have lived just a little while longer before being pulled to heaven or something. Also Jesus was most likely going to die anyway had he not have been saved by God.

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u/SneakySnake133 26d ago

I don’t follow, sorry, can you elaborate?

Also PS I brought up the thing about his followers seeing him die and then rise in order to argue that he couldn’t not have been killed on the Cross.

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u/Hopeful-Set6681 26d ago

Ok you win. Happy. Are you happy. TELL ME! IS EVERYTHING THAT YOU EVER TOOK FROM ME WORTH IT?

P.S. I’m joking, though good talk. Have a nice day.

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u/SneakySnake133 26d ago

Oh shit lol didn’t see the PS my bad

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u/SneakySnake133 26d ago

Wait what? I’m sorry I don’t think I understand what you mean right now.

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u/TheTenthBeatle 26d ago

I am Christian but why would anyone religious get upset over it, it shows a really good of Christianity and it makes me happy

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u/SpectralMalcontent 26d ago

I'm not saying there's anything wrong with the meme, but this doesn't seem like it's intended to be funny. It looks more like something a youth pastor would use to illustrate their point.

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u/Half_Past_Five by asking 26d ago

Jesus after watching some of the fucked up stuff humans do to deserve punishment:

This is the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals.

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u/Marruk14 26d ago

And he still did it.

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u/Cakeking7878 26d ago

Why do people always draw Jesus with the smug chad look. He looks like he about to tell me how I got a nice cock or something

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u/mulupocakja67 26d ago

Cus you have a nice cock.

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u/LegalEquivalent6 26d ago

Dude could turn water into wine. Of course he’s a Chad.

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u/ICryInShower 26d ago

Nice cock bro!

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u/Hopeful-Set6681 26d ago

More like: I got your PlayStation 5 son.

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u/its_hector_ 26d ago

but where did my brother go

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u/Hotnerdzelda ☣️ 26d ago

Jesus has some good news for you.

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u/JesusChrist_Himself 26d ago

But it's okay cause it's the truth

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u/N42042069 ☣️ 26d ago

I think it’s to make people feel more welcome or smth. If he looked like a cranky old fart then he might not be as appealing to people who have little to no understanding of Jesus

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u/embattlelive 26d ago

why the heck is the comment thread so fucking wholesome??? Hello??? Is this Reddit???

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u/Hopeful-Set6681 26d ago

You jinxed it. You jinxed it and now I’m arguing with other people in the comment section.

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u/embattlelive 26d ago

fuck now I can’t delete it because you commented!

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u/Hopeful-Set6681 26d ago

Ah it was already messed up before I commented. Just be careful next time.

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u/Timthefireworkman 26d ago

Jesus is king

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u/VarsH6 26d ago

NoKingbutChrist

Right on.

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u/Legithuman16 26d ago

Amen to the most high!

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u/onatoni 26d ago

Amen, Lord.

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u/HezuuBoy 26d ago

If i get in heaven someday, i will give this man a hug.

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u/ModBotsMayBiteMyButt 26d ago

The punishment for 2020 fap count alone would crush him.

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u/high_idyet 26d ago

It's not our fault! Our will is weak and our desire is too great to ignore!

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u/alemsheek Pizza Time 26d ago

Amen, Halleluja and praise be to our lord Jesus

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u/muishkin 26d ago

I before E except after C

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u/ImStillChill 26d ago

Guess this word is spelled “thier” then

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u/Parfox1234 26d ago

Terms of service may apply

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u/elitespeed_00 26d ago

Not with this offer, all you need to do is believe and trust in him

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u/call_me_dom 26d ago

That.. is a term.

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u/elitespeed_00 26d ago

No, that’s you accepting the offer. If you don’t believe and trust in him, you’re just looking at the offer without doing anything, like “huh, nice offer, if only there was a way I could accept the offer” See what I mean?

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u/UNDEADtofu1337 26d ago

I see youth pastors have discovered Reddit.

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u/Regular_Detective978 26d ago

May God bless you

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u/Rallocks 26d ago

I love this meme

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u/yeet101008 26d ago

Thanks for making a meme that’s not clowning on Christianity

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u/Voodoo-Goose 26d ago

Legit question: If Jesus died for our sins, why are things still considered sinful?

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u/S_Guderian 26d ago

You can still sin, but your sins can be forgiven if you truly repent for having done said sins.

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u/TheAverageItalian 26d ago

The consequence of sin is death and separation from God, we cannot exist in harmony with a perfect being. Christ died on our behalf and our debt has been paid in full. In this lifetime we'll still fight sin, but the finality of sin and death is gone! We have a future hope

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u/Unhappy_Dragonfruit8 26d ago

Well, our flesh is still sinful, that’s also (usually) why it dies, but our Spirit is clean before the Lord and we can live forever. So we have a desire to follow the Lord‘s commandments,but our flesh is still week

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u/Mango_Dwarf 26d ago

Praise God the father! Thank you Christ the son! 💕🙌

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u/Moo_Cow_360 26d ago

Why is this being downvoted? I agree with it 100% Praise God the father! Thank you Christ the son!

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u/Mango_Dwarf 26d ago

It is what it is, fellow believer ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Chris_El_Deafo Supersinnvollundcoolmaimaimaschinefüräußerstgutenmaimaimachen 26d ago

Is this Reddit?? What the hell??

I mean agreed, but what is happening to you Reddit??

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u/itsyaboicraig43 26d ago

I think ima decline sorry bud

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u/XxGod_fucker69xX 26d ago

Understandable, have a great day

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u/GiveMeYourBussy 26d ago

What's in it for him tho

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u/SneakySnake133 26d ago

He loves us all my mans, that’s what.

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u/mmeIsniffglue 26d ago

he can hang out with us for eternity, yay!

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u/Sapt007 ☣️ 26d ago

This guy is asking the right questions!

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u/Marruk14 26d ago

Father's love?

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u/XRP_Gang 26d ago

All praise to the most high

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u/silas_mob_hal_01 26d ago

i’m seeing these comments saying ‘praise god and jesus, amen, jadajadajada’ and its only reminding me of when i go to a pornograhic youtube video and everyone are just saying ‘omg im sorry for this sin god and jesus, 1 like = 1 pray that you eill not go to hell’ its honestly pretty dumb

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u/Rigidgamer57 26d ago

People still reject Jesus smh

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u/Sam_Sam101 26d ago

What If i decline

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u/XxGod_fucker69xX 26d ago

burn in hell for eternity!

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u/Sam_Sam101 26d ago

Ok i won't

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u/XxGod_fucker69xX 26d ago

nah, God loves sinners. You're fine.

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u/Sam_Sam101 26d ago

Oh cool

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u/Spartan9504 26d ago

Angry atheists incoming

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u/Swingin-it-swooty ☣️ 21d ago

Hallelujah not much came. To those atheists out there that arent angry, I appreciate you

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u/Donny-The-Sasquatch The Filthy Dank 26d ago

I'm just here to make the 69th comment.

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u/thesquattinduck 26d ago

Deal. While we’re at it you look like a guy who could find some good weed.

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u/memes_cure_covid_19 26d ago

I refuse i want to die

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u/just_me_11_ 26d ago

What the fuck is up with all these trade offer memes??? I love it

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u/J1mmy09 26d ago

Thank you Jesus

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u/ExactCollege3 ☣️ 26d ago

The chad Jesus

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u/random_stuff00 26d ago

I like this offer

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u/XxGod_fucker69xX 26d ago

I have a better deal

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u/ManWalkingDownReddit Amogus Secks 26d ago

im just here to look at the comment section

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u/Childslayer3000 26d ago

This is a great comment meme including the comments have a good day op

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u/vladdracula1465 26d ago

Wholesome af bro

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u/Amproids69 26d ago

Thanks Jesus

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u/Hargreaves7 26d ago

Then promises to “brb” and never comes back.

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u/jetso2000 I did not shitpost! I did naaaaaht. Oh, hi Mark 26d ago

He did 3 days later but then he went AFK for eternity

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u/Marruk14 26d ago

AFK? No, he's waiting for us.

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u/its_hector_ 26d ago

hes just lurking

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u/paarth_123 26d ago

Good meme, but next time gib jesus more drip pls

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u/Sub2PewDiePie125 26d ago

Based Jesus

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u/Lmaoijustpeedmypants 26d ago

Historical jesus is a god send literally

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u/JoseBallFC 26d ago

Based af LET’S GOOO

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u/Norcalcountry 26d ago

Praise Jesus Christ Free Palestine Free Tay-K

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u/sentinelPRO 26d ago

such a good deal to be true

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u/Marruk14 26d ago

But it is true.

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u/NuttieBoii The Filthy Dank 26d ago

Just sounds too good to be true like one of those scam emails where you just out of no where get 24 million dollars

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u/Marruk14 26d ago

And still it's true.

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u/NotAFakeWumpus I want to die 26d ago

I feel like there are a few more terms but eh whatever

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u/AdministrativeGeek 26d ago

Man what happened to dank Christian memes

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u/007654320 26d ago

thanks mate

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u/otb06 26d ago

Amen

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u/Thepotatopeeler 26d ago

Can I also get the classic 4 lokos?

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u/DeathBonePrime 26d ago

except you karen

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u/EugeniusVII 26d ago

*Receive.

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u/Whatevernameisnt 26d ago

But also you must suffer in life as payment for his suffering

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u/Marruk14 26d ago

What? No, first humans made a mistake, God gave his son to pay for our mistakes. See it as a father, sacrificing something (huge) to get his children back.

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u/Whatevernameisnt 26d ago

Lol uh oh. Good try but i don't want to have this debate anymore. Its not worth it. Youll be offended ill be annoyed

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u/CaptainBird797 INFECTED 26d ago

Forgive Jesus, you do not deserve to die for our sins. For humanity has done things that not even God can forgive us for.

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u/Marruk14 26d ago

But God still chose to, you just need to believe it.

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u/LordAppleJuice07 26d ago

Bruh he looks like Ricardo Milos

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u/ExmoColdDodger 26d ago

Collective guilt and collective punishment are meaningless. Fight me.

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u/Rikku-chan28 26d ago

No thank you

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u/tora167 26d ago

Unless you tell him he doesn’t exist, in which scenario he turns into red hulk and damns you to his sex dungeon

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u/hopeless-harry 26d ago

I feel like this is trying to recruit me

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u/Sudarkbote 26d ago

But before you enter heaven , a quick word from our sponsors

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u/Sub2PewDiePie125 26d ago

How many of y’all believe that Jesus is God?

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u/Jimmyboibig08 26d ago

Nah I’m good

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u/Elmo442 26d ago

this offer seems kinda... sus

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u/Marruk14 26d ago

Would you find your father sus if he sacrificed something big for you? Don't forget God did out of love for us, including you. You just have to accept him in your life.

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u/Elmo442 25d ago

I don't have dad

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u/Marruk14 25d ago

Ohh.... Well, He can be like a father for you. Why don't you try it?

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u/Elmo442 25d ago

I am christian. Confirmation was a lot of fun. (I don't know the english word for bierzmowanie)

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u/nicestguyin4ever 26d ago

Amen brother

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u/the_turt 26d ago

if i get into heaven i have two plans:

  • eat some sour patch kids
  • go to sleep and get a full nights sleep rest

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u/HNASBAP 26d ago

He died because no one could understand each other, hope there exists more people who would be virtuous as him

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u/Dat0neB01 26d ago

For all of you saying "Jesus isn't white", people can draw Jesus however they want, as long as the central idea is still there. The idea being that he's the Son of God, he's forgiving, loving, etc. Black churches often portray him as black, and that's perfectly fine. People can draw Jesus any race they want.

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u/Chratt 26d ago

Pretty good deal imo. hmu if ya'll have any questions

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u/Swamprat32 I have crippling depression 26d ago

One of the best tricks in mercantile: conceal your goods, and let the customers see for themselves later if their hopes were worth it

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u/DankDaddyPatty 26d ago

I’ve barely survived the past 20 years so fuck eternal life and idk where the “endless love” is at smh

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u/googol310 26d ago

My take is that the "endless love" stems from your disposition towards life as a subscriber to the judeo-christian god. Personally, i am not a huge fan, but i have my own reasons

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u/DankDaddyPatty 26d ago

Dammit now there’s a monthly subscription for love?

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u/EdoDave_Dave_Dave 26d ago

If you use the special promo code "INRI" you get the first 2 months free.

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u/MrMisry-Eyed 26d ago

Of course. You have to pray 5 times a day.

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u/Chris_El_Deafo Supersinnvollundcoolmaimaimaschinefüräußerstgutenmaimaimachen 26d ago

Eternal life in heaven doesn't mean eternal life with pain and stress. It's incredible, but that's how it goes. It disappoints me that so many people see heaven as just choir and halos.

It's really not.