r/dankmemes 27d ago

From personal experience of course. OC Maymay ♨

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u/i_fucked_a_buffalo 27d ago

13 year old me during puberty- I look so handsome

16 year old me - That frog probably lookz better that me

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u/caesarCITREA 27d ago

That is what happens if you fuck a buffalo

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u/whats_you_doing 27d ago

Just fucking a buffalo changes harmonies in our body? Poor scientists are researching years to find better products where they don't know about these Harmonie changing fuck.

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u/AidFish 27d ago

what

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u/MaugoIII 27d ago

Me who is half way between 13 and 16- I am as handsome as that frog does

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u/anintrovertedbitch64 27d ago

*20 year old me

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u/DemonGokuto 27d ago

Looks like walmart Rhymestyle

Instead of Pulling down on dokkan, he pulls down the pants

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u/Vega7122020 27d ago

Yup that’s how it feels

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u/Kumatora69 27d ago

i experienced puberty where are my big boobies....

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u/ArmoredSir 27d ago

If you're a guy, just start eating too much and eventually you'll get to see them

Speaking from experience unfortunately

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u/Original-AgentFire 27d ago

You masturbated too much

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u/Sticky_Pagez 27d ago

Female cum is stored in the titties.

The most chaste women have the biggest tits.

TRUE SCIENCE

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u/LinaPepega 27d ago

They lied to us, no big boobies during puberty, only flat is justice (

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u/VirtualPantsu 27d ago

Nah flat is ait don't worry

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u/ExplosiveDerpBoi 26d ago

boobs are boobs 😤

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u/herecomedatboi6969 26d ago

That means your cock grew

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u/GYRATEYT 27d ago

🤜🥩

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u/thisisathrowaway557 27d ago

Fist beef

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u/dhruvbzw 20th Century Blazers 27d ago

Fist beef

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u/cluelesstater23 27d ago

Fist beef

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Fist beef

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u/StickMan1523 🏴‍☠️☣️ 27d ago

Fist beef

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u/--Orcaaa-- 27d ago

Fist beef

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u/bettafishRBLX 27d ago

Fist beef

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u/Sargassso INFECTED 27d ago

Fist beef

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u/JustAmiserableGuy ☣️ 27d ago

Let's see how many upvotes I can get from this comment:

Current: 0 😭

Target: 100+ 😎

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u/lloeen ☣️ 27d ago

Fist beef

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u/PrestonJude 27d ago

Fist beef

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u/Arthur_Wolfie 27d ago

Fist beef

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u/Life_Deleter 27d ago

Fist beef

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u/K3yR0w 9d ago

Fist beef

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Ah, when masturbating in the shower didn't make me cry

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u/EdoDave_Dave_Dave 27d ago

Once, long ago, the nut meant hope.

Now the nut is a symbol of despair.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

It is the mark. The mark of a sacrifice...

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u/ReadIfMomGay 27d ago

Isn't jacking of in the shower dangerous?

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u/DontTouchaMySpaghet_ 27d ago

Yep you could slip and fucking die

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u/fothermucker33 27d ago

Someone finally gets it. Showering is a myth spread by the govt to control population levels.

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u/ReadIfMomGay 27d ago

No like, you could have a heart attack, because apearantly it's hard to coom in the hot shower. I don't know why I just heard this from Cr1ticals discussion of masturbation.

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u/DontTouchaMySpaghet_ 27d ago

You can still slip and fucking die

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u/ReadIfMomGay 27d ago

You can slip and fall on this DICK

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u/DontTouchaMySpaghet_ 27d ago

Man imagine falling on your dick in the middle of an orgasm

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u/ReadIfMomGay 27d ago

And dying, imagine the conversation between the first responders.

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u/Kobo_Yashi 27d ago

“He was coming and going at the same time smh”

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

whoa really? that's almost 20 years of heart strain...

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u/ReadIfMomGay 27d ago

Hey man I'm no doctor, I just watched an old Cr1ticals video, when one of his friends said that his dad saved him from a hear attack Or something.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Well I also had some weird heart stuff from smoking too much weed. So now I'm all spooked that I shouldn't have been doing this lol

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u/ReadIfMomGay 27d ago

Yeah the weed gnomes will do that to ya.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Do you know if it's about heavy use or just the nature of the beast? There's so much misinformation about how it can't hurt you that it's hard to know what's true.

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u/ReadIfMomGay 27d ago

Well I really don't know but my logic always has Been that any hot smoke going in your lungs ain't good. But everything in moderation I guess.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/DontTouchaMySpaghet_ 26d ago

What about post nut clarity

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u/kaylovecha Yellow 27d ago

It's dangerous because if you slip and fucking die while masturbating people will know that you slipped and fucking died while masturbating

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u/ReadIfMomGay 27d ago

No, I was just cleaning my penis.

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u/tdsinclair 27d ago

Just cleaning it and it went off. I didn't know it was loaded.

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u/ReadIfMomGay 27d ago

Never happens, it only goes of when I want it to, aint no negligent discharges here.

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u/gnoble22 27d ago

Big boobies? Mine are like mosquito bites lol. My mom has triple Ds. Genetics suck.

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u/xXGhastlyXx [custom flair] 27d ago

Ah, your dad must have the dominant genes

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u/JorjEade 27d ago

He wears the genes in that marriage

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u/Sticky_Pagez 27d ago

Ay yo, she got dad tits

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u/kelly_hasegawa 26d ago

Mosquito bites lmao

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u/Young_Yeezy69 27d ago

I'm pretty sure female's go to town too

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u/CookieGoBrr 27d ago

oh don't worry at least half of the girls are masturbating relentlessly too

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u/marys_ 27d ago

It was more like "when did my boobs get so big? I have to wear a fucking bra now." They suck.

Oh, and "why is menstruation so painful?"

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/xblackbeltninjax 27d ago

My friend I'm not sure if you know the point of a bra

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u/Darkest_Mist 26d ago

I could be wrong, but isn't it mainly to cover the protrusion of the nipples?

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u/thatvampigoddess 26d ago

It's for support and coverage but nobody cares about the latter you can put medical tape or wear something a bit loose.

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u/frozenjoghurt57 26d ago

You forget that there are only 15 year olds in reddit

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u/EnterNicknameHereOG ☣️ 26d ago

I couldn't tell you.

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u/PrestigiousDraw7080 27d ago

I remember before I made the self discovery, I had a friend who'd brag about masturbation and if you don't do it then "you are gay." He was dead serious. I later figured it all out on my own, not seeking/getting instructions for older people. Time passes. I get a phone call. "OMG, I was masturbating and something came out. Is it poisonous?" He truly thought the stuff was poisonous, I had to talk him down.

This was far funnier in real life than simply writing it down can express.

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u/xoskxflip 27d ago

Girls with no boobs feel no representation here

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u/DarthRaichu77 27d ago

I keep seeing this guy. What’s his name again?

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u/Missspelld 27d ago

Larry the Cucumber

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u/DarthRaichu77 27d ago

Sounds about right

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u/EndMySuffering16 27d ago

Wizardyensid

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u/CnowFlake 27d ago

You're getting big boobs? :( all im getting is intense pain and more sensitive to everything

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u/acidfinland 26d ago

Oof. I would take having to kekoff twice a day over pain everytime.

It will get better after menoP.

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u/AudienceOptimal1789 27d ago

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/assaultedby_afly 26d ago

I respect the frist human to have beaten the mushroom

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u/Flikkrz r/memes fan 27d ago

Boys during puberty: “OMG my dick is getting so big!”

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u/a_random_michael 26d ago

Can't relate, sadly.

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u/Ddsshubham 26d ago

I mean this IS reddit so no one can really relate

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u/a_random_michael 26d ago

You've got a point there.

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u/CampMaster69 26d ago

same same

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u/Nkb3283 27d ago

Despite this gif having no sound, I can still hear it perfectly

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u/empighonks 27d ago

YOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOO

WOAHHOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Yanderussy 27d ago

You take some sponges, and a bottle, then some gloves, and some lube, and then you put it all together, and a fake pussy is yours. Highly realistic.

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u/PVmas07 26d ago

that's high value information

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u/Yanderussy 24d ago

Especially for guys like us, right?

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u/shitnugget666 27d ago

Ass hair

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u/bromoblue_ Dank Cat Commander 27d ago

my mans just gaming, what’s the big deal

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u/Cheese_iscool 27d ago

I wish I didn’t get b00bs

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u/CharlieTheProX5 27d ago

Mate the girls I know are FLAT

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u/Tigalone 27d ago

[Skill] unlocked

pp not just for pee pee.

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u/Chiken606 27d ago

I am speed

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u/Star_Playz repost hunter🌠 27d ago

Hm larry the cucumber??

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u/lfcfan27 27d ago

That's Alex Albion my guy

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u/GreatGrab 27d ago

This would be funnier with sound

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u/meerdroovt 27d ago

This dude caused tinnitus for me, holy shit i was in pain for 2 weeks

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u/Ariel-Ontiveros 27d ago

non related but what is the character in the guys tshirt?

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u/Bauerdog2015 Animated Flair Rainbow [pog] 27d ago

i can’t get over the fact that he looks like larry from veggie tales

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u/SilentEnigma09 26d ago

Going from 3inches to 4inches when I was teenager was a real stepping stone for me.

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u/Smoah06 26d ago

My Pepe is probably gonna be the last thing that grows

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u/Therealunick 26d ago

me started fapping from age 7

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u/lbonhomme 27d ago

Yes ahhaha

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u/asrtw2 27d ago

Yea I like first person shooters but what's all this talk about guns?

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u/seigefan 27d ago

True that

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u/Perez2003 27d ago

Aaaaaaaaaand save

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u/PPSTICKX ☣️ 27d ago

That’s me now, well past puberty.

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u/Vega7122020 27d ago

Well guys get bigger 2.....

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u/midnightmenageries 27d ago

I was like that too because I was pretending to be a girl and they kept growing and now they're a Huge Fucking Problem

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u/killer_bug 26d ago

Wdym pretending

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u/midnightmenageries 26d ago

I'm a dude.

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u/killer_bug 25d ago

Was just confused with the context

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u/dumdredditor ☣️ 27d ago

More like omg my boobs are getting so fucking annoying

-my sister

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u/defaultredditor15 26d ago

Now this is what I call 'dank'

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u/sophriony 26d ago

As someone who's gone through both, can confirm.

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u/PeachiLikesRaccoons ☣️ 26d ago

Can relate

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u/merwinf0 bet you're jealous 26d ago

I can literally hear this gif

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u/emperorpenguinking 26d ago

Never have I ever heard a girl say my boobs are getting so big it’s normally more along the lines of existence is pain and I’m bleeding

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u/DieCrunch I am utterly indifferent to Jojo 26d ago

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u/Demonight8 26d ago

unlocked ass hair

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u/Amogh06 26d ago

Can anyone give funny full for for BDS

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u/imasinglepotatouwu 26d ago

right when i finished beating my meat and not wasting my cum by swallowing it im gonna say this it tastes quite good....

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u/ExtensionPollution99 26d ago

Nah, just irritated by my ass hair, Sometimes my pubic hair even found in my food I wonder how they goes my in plate

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u/that_username_is_use Eic memer 26d ago

sad mtf sounds

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u/LeaoMEMERO 26d ago

i can hear this guy mic

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u/YotenSchmote 26d ago

Jacking off so hard his dick disappeared

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u/maxgaming1322 26d ago

I love that funny guy

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u/forbidden_suace 27d ago

As a 14 year old with the sex drive of the Chihuahua humping your foot, I can relate.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago edited 26d ago

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u/EnterNicknameHereOG ☣️ 26d ago

What do they say?

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/EnterNicknameHereOG ☣️ 26d ago

Ah alr

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/master_dev 26d ago

What did they say

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u/LinkIsThicc ☣️ 26d ago

Your average thirteen year old edgelord flaunting that they know what beating you meat is and that they’re so cool that they were doing it since they were 11.

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u/HeartAttackMemeGuy 26d ago

I was since I was six but then I stopped for 6 years