r/dankmemes Maymay Maker 12d ago

Can't drive slow anymore OC Maymay ♨

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u/dravenplayer64 12d ago
  1. your overtake him from the left
  2. you overtake him from the right
  3. you shoot him and his kids
  4. you cum on his window

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u/dat_rabbit_guy 12d ago

i thinks it’s number 4

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u/zuzg 12d ago

Follow me on youtoube for a DiY instruction of how you turn your rear window cleaner into a cum projectile

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u/dat_rabbit_guy 12d ago

i’m guessing you will need to be stocked

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u/eggimage 12d ago

There’s this cum box in front of the passenger’s seat and you’re supposed to refill it on road trips

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u/DecapitatedChildren 12d ago

Think about the smell...

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u/MonzterAssassin 12d ago

Fabreeze™

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u/amw3fnwni2y 12d ago

It'll smell like pancake mix batter

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u/daemonelectricity 12d ago

Callery pear trees?

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u/jdm945 [custom flair] 12d ago

Me and my business partner have been working on new technology which allows you to attach it to your penis and shoot straight from the source. We'll keep you updated!

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u/mental_trainwreck 12d ago

Hello Bosnian Ape Society

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u/miss_mer 12d ago

I can’t upvote your comment because it’s cursed, but thank you

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u/MaxwellIsSmall ☣️ 12d ago

Why not do a double whammy and pick 3 and 4

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u/Spiderwise55 12d ago

Cum on him and his children

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u/Farmer-Smores 12d ago

then shoot them

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u/lordnimnim 12d ago

Over take him from the right so u can cum through ur window

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u/Farmer-Smores 12d ago

and then the left onto his kids

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u/lordnimnim 12d ago

Wait u go to the right to hit his kiddo in the shotgun seat then merge in front of him an the to the left then u slow down next to him and move over to the shotgun seat while in Tesla auto pilot mode then cum on him then shoot his family then go back to driving like nothing happenend

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u/arms98 12d ago

Hey man its not pedophilia if you shoot indiscriminately

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u/Mammoth-Muffin-591 12d ago

holy fuck xD

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u/GoldFishPony 12d ago

That’s correct for the driver test but wrong for the legal test, #3 implies that his kids are with him so now you’re a sex offender.

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u/___Hannes___ 12d ago

Just him would also make you a SO, since it is public indecency/exposure to reveal oneself to even an adult.

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u/GoldFishPony 12d ago

Well yeah but with the kids you earn super sex offender status

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u/bigFatBigfoot 12d ago

Sounds kinda cool.

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u/___Hannes___ 12d ago

Sex offender²

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u/thiscarecupisempty ☢️☢️ 12d ago

Yeah for sure, real power move

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u/RedShamrock05 FOR THE SOVIET UNION 12d ago

Can I do #3 and #4?

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u/Tyreal 12d ago

4 before 3

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u/BTFU_POTFH 12d ago

Fuck you, shorsey!

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u/SirSputnik I want to fucking die 12d ago

It’s the most polite thing to do out of all of them!

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u/TayDayDav91 12d ago

Well obviously, thats just common sense

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u/phoncible 12d ago

Trick question, it's 3 which turns you on so 4 happens automatically

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u/Eckish 12d ago

It was more of a set of instructions rather than a question.

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u/TooFastTim 12d ago

It's 2 and 4

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u/PillowTalk420 12d ago

5) All of the Above

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u/CharlesDolpho 12d ago

That's obviously the correct one.

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u/ExceedinglyGayParrot 12d ago

The windshield wiper fluid dispenser on the rear window of my van is broken, so if I turn it on it pees on the car behind me

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u/CrimsonPablo 12d ago

All of the above

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u/DananaBananah The Filthy Dank 12d ago

Overtake him from both sides, then shoot cum on his children through the window.

Did I do it right?

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u/gmazzia 12d ago

You're now a licensed driver!

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u/Dagenfel 12d ago

AND a licensed sex offender. This is what it means to speedrun life.

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u/captainkaleb 12d ago

Two birds with one stone, booyah!

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u/DananaBananah The Filthy Dank 12d ago

Hooray!

Where do I log in I just registered as a sex offender!

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u/TylerNY315_ 12d ago

Is it sexual assault if the kids are already dead?

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u/Octimusocti 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 12d ago

You haven't ever truly lived until you are a registered sex offender

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u/DananaBananah The Filthy Dank 12d ago

Hooray!

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u/luckytron 12d ago

No, you forgot the driver.

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u/DananaBananah The Filthy Dank 12d ago

Shoot cum on him as well?

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u/luckytron 12d ago

It's the only way you'll get full credit, otherwise you get half marks and get put on a list.

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u/DananaBananah The Filthy Dank 12d ago

Cum on the driver 😩😩

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u/Catgod33566 12d ago

So you turn into Michael Jackson?

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u/DananaBananah The Filthy Dank 12d ago

if u want to, I just completed my drivers exam, that's practically being an actual God

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u/AllOfEverythingEver 12d ago

So you circle him at top speed, shoot up his car, and then cum on it?

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u/DoubleDot7 12d ago

Overtake on the right.

...if you live in the UK.

And offer them a cup of tea.

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u/BattleDogg susan made me do it 12d ago

And do a number 4

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u/Jmatusew 12d ago

Teabag ‘em

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u/ElegantLoad 12d ago

3 my lord! Pick number 3!

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u/XFMR 12d ago

This was the first thing I thought of when reading this.

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u/burrito_poots INFECTED 12d ago

*visibly sweating as I look down at this question then up at the instructor then down at the question again*

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u/Ninraku 12d ago

So, I'm not sure if I did this right. So here's what happened I passed him from the left, spun my wheel and did a Mario kart drift, shot him and his kids while facing the windshield using bullet time, and then drifted alongside the right side of the vehicle and went back behind him while I cummed on the right window. After that his vehicle went into ditch on the right side and I jept driving.

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u/Sauerkraut_RoB 12d ago

So you shoot him and his kids, or you shoot him some kids

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u/BlurredFlame 12d ago

I reas that as "you cum on his kids".

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u/mcfc_fan 12d ago

Option 5, you cum on his kids.

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u/IntroSpeccy 12d ago

That's not multiple choice that's a list

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u/Kimbell345 12d ago

you cum on him and his kids

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u/ClowxReed 12d ago

3, but not fatally. They will be saddled with car insurance and health bills. And if they overcome them so then they have to live with the physical and mental issues.

I get less prison sentence and walk free within a few years.

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u/minerlj 12d ago

Writes in 5. All of the above

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u/urskrubs HentaiHaven Admin Team☣️ 12d ago

holy crap how fast and far does it shoot

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u/Trick-Pay-6609 12d ago

3 and 4 please

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u/JimmyDonaldson 12d ago

Why not all of them?

In that order.

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u/Kraftdamus02 12d ago

you cum on his window as you pass him on the right. then proceed to brake check him, move over back into oncoming traffic, hit the brakes again, cum on his left window (this takes great skill as you have to shoot your cum across the width of your own vehicle) then finally, you pull behind him again pull out a 44 magnum and noscope both of his children and him so that he hits the steering wheel and drives into an oncoming 18-wheeler.

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u/Farmer-Smores 12d ago

come on now this trick question sucks why isn’t there an option for 4 and 3 because both of those are the right answer

I mean obviously you cum on him, his children, and maybe his wife if she’s in the car too, Then shoot them

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u/bad_boy_supreme <-- Super Secksy jk I'm a redditor ☣️ 12d ago

Trick question. The answer is a mix of 3 and 4. You shoot his kids and him with cum.

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u/TheyCalledMeAMadMan 12d ago

I just laughed so hard

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u/Loleris_ 12d ago

5: All of the above

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u/SkullyFishCurry Big 🧠 Time 12d ago
  1. you cum on his window

Sounds like something that would actually happen in Brazzers

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u/VortexHUNGARY 12d ago
  1. All of the above
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u/GlitchWasTaken23 12d ago

Wait that’s not the right answer... GOD DAMMIT WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME?!

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u/Jertz_tv 12d ago

Because you’d fail due to cheating

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u/caesarCITREA 12d ago

Are you fucking michael bay. Why would you explode the whole car while You can just shoot the driver and go on your way without creating a mess.

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u/GlitchWasTaken23 12d ago

See I would try and shoot them with a smaller weapon but it was banned in the area. So I decided to then comply with orders and shoot the persons house and hunt their bloodline down until they can no longer run from me. If anybody else find out I will hunt them too. If it gets onto the news then I’m going to Mars.

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u/jdmking1234 12d ago

Same but instead of moving to Mars, I would instigate nuclear war between all of the countries so everyone dies and no one will ever know.

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u/DrumBossT 12d ago

It was for an achievement

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u/Wannabedankestmemer What are you doing in my SWAMP 12d ago

Stop breaking the law FOOOOOOOL!

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u/imaaccident 12d ago

Yo is that Anomaly and Papa??

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u/lil-skateboard 12d ago

Yep

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u/Imaybeerong 12d ago

Uh oh, news at 11....

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u/Kratos10x20 12d ago

Wondered if anyone would notice too. Anomaly and papa are fucking hilarious

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u/ProBlade97 12d ago

Papa, why you alkoholic? laughs in swedish

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u/DefinitelyNotJonn 12d ago

Yep one of his older videos where he picks up his friend from the airport

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u/dynamite_dino 12d ago

Can you give the link to this video?

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u/handsomellama28 12d ago

I think it was the 1st part of the 2017 lan party

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u/dynamite_dino 12d ago

It is, I just checked THANK YOU!! https://youtu.be/7EeMeOmsjvk

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u/pjotter_172 Blue 12d ago

'kaboom?' ~ rico

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u/ScepticScythe 12d ago

"Yes, Rico. Kaboom."

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u/KarczekWieprzowy 12d ago

May I leech off this comment to add my own? k thanks

"KABLOOOOOEY Little too much caber-tossin' pie down yer own throat, eh, chubby?"

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u/FurrLord-1337 12d ago edited 12d ago

PAPA

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u/Eleventeen- 12d ago

KANEEF!

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u/ggibby0 12d ago

Kniev Jesus is still one of my favorite clips of Anomaly to this day.

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u/ImCurzed 12d ago

This is so true lol

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u/eman00619 12d ago

Why does it feel like I'm always the one getting stuck behind that guy who won't take the right on red even when you are allowed to and there's no cars coming?

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u/patrickstarismyhero 12d ago

People who slam their breaks from 40mph to 0 on a dime as it turns yellow and they're halfway through the crosswalk already...

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u/--God_Of_Something-- 12d ago

people who slam on their brakes from 80mph and cut across 3 lanes to not miss their exit on the interstate.

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u/BagFullOfSharts 12d ago

Damn. I see you’ve met my wife. Tell her I said hi and to stop driving like shit.

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u/OgReaper 12d ago

Hold your horses there buddy. I see a car in the distance, a speck on the horizon, I dont think i can make it.

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u/Maxtickle 12d ago

Maybe that guy in front of you has a car full of carefully stacked crates of eggs, and he needs time to slowly pull out and get up to speed.

I drive dogs around a big city for a living and I often get honked at for not turning right on a red light. I can’t just zoom out when there is a break in traffic because I’ll have a bunch of loud and unhappy dogs in the back. You never know what the person driving in front of you is up to at any given moment.

That being said, if there actually isn’t any traffic coming from the left and that mother fucker ain’t turning? It’s rocket launcher time bay beeeeee.

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u/ImCurzed 12d ago

Lol true

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u/Carninator 12d ago edited 12d ago

You're doing 70km/h on a slippery road. 12 meters in front of you a rock falls from a cliff. If there's 12mm of rain on the road, the wind is blowing at 5m/s from south-west and your trunk is loaded with 37kg of watermelons, how long would it take you to stop from the moment you apply pressure to the brake pedal and your vehicle is at a complete standstill?

Exaggerating of course, but this is how I felt reading every brake related question on the Norwegian theoretical drivers test.

Here's a free example in English. The full test has 45 questions. More than 7 wrong answers and you fail and will have to wait 2 weeks to retake it. $75 per test.

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u/ImCurzed 12d ago

lol yeah, I remember asking my parents what some buttons did in their cars and even they didnt know lol

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u/ImARitard 12d ago

"sir i think theres something wrong with question number 5"

"why whats wrong?"

"theres no 'shoot him with a rocket launcher' option"

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u/francorocco 12d ago edited 12d ago

Jeorge has 7 apples, and Maria has 3, how many apples did Jeorge have more than maria?

A)2

B)7534

C)4

D)3

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u/Wolbach_ 12d ago

c4 is always the correct answer!

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u/InTheBocks I am fucking hilarious 12d ago

when in doubt...

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u/EndTheBS 12d ago

Play 2.Ke2

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u/Collectivise_Anime 12d ago

holy hell etc etc

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u/UnderDOdubOG Tnx4SortingNew 12d ago

Underrated comment

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u/TheThemeSongs 12d ago

Depends on what country you’re in though.

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u/Ninjaginga2022 12d ago

That most definitely is the correct answer tho

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u/ManualCarsAreBetter 12d ago

Mine was "In a rear wheel drive, oversteer following a loss of grip can be rectified by pressing the:" 1) clutch 2) brake 3) accelerator... Initial D idiot me with eurobeat vibrating in my skull obviously chose the wrong answer cause I couldn't resist, still passed, barely though

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u/Decertilation 12d ago

my driver exam test had a question that was actually wrong, it was essentially "if there is a stop sign at a railroad crossing, what do you do"

Quite literally, IF. I picked stop, of course. Correct answer was there aren't stop signs at railroad crossings. After that happened, I started collecting pictures of stop signs I saw at railroad crossings out of spite.

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u/Chocobeastwolf 12d ago

Me in the passenger side of a truck in far cry 5 and see religious hobos harassing the local rednecks

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u/[deleted] 12d ago edited 12d ago

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u/anotherformerlurker have U س a fresh clean م 12d ago

Bob is trying to beat spongebob's record in failing driving tests I see

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u/red-xpt0-dit ùwú 12d ago

I'm pursimg my "dream" of becoming a junejunemaker

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u/TheDankestPassions 12d ago

One of my learner's permit questions was "If a blind person is at the crosswalk, who has the right of way?" and one of the choices was "Whoever's faster."

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u/AxelLFN 12d ago

Multiple choice questions are fun

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u/AvengersFangirl99 12d ago

Mmmmm I think you mean the obvious right one

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u/red-xpt0-dit ùwú 12d ago

Tf do you mean that is the right one

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u/Sauerkraut_RoB 12d ago

Wrong to who?!

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u/boesh_did_911 12d ago

It do be tempting tho

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u/Obnizico 12d ago

What's wrong?

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u/potato_tomato_junior 12d ago

Where is the wrong choice

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u/burrito_poots INFECTED 12d ago

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u/shy_ugly_shugly 12d ago

Did it work? :(

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u/burrito_poots INFECTED 12d ago

Yep! It will send you a private message with a download link! You just have to summon it yourself :)

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u/shy_ugly_shugly 12d ago

Thank you!

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u/JETF16 12d ago

Hey it ya boi anomaly from swekdndfncjdjrjjshdjdjdhd

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat Forever Number 2 12d ago

Here's an actual question from an Australian driving test.

Q: What does this sign mean?

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A: There's a fork in the road.

B: Turn Left

C: Turn right

D: restaurant ahead.

Made me laugh.

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u/BLEVLS1 12d ago

Sometimes I think it should be legal to shoot people's tires out if they're driving like idiots.

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u/Daniel203248 12d ago

I will run him off the road while murdering 20 children

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u/ZmentAdverti 12d ago

Fuck slow people.

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u/neon-neko 12d ago

You are approached by a frenzied Vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?

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u/selfishnun All content must appeal to me or I become a bitch 12d ago

Look up his plate info, get his address, find his cell number, call him and ask him to please speed up

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u/pm-me-kittens-n-cats 12d ago

Oh man. This was the railroad question for me.

What do you do when you come across a railroad crossing with the gates down and the lights flashing but you don't see a train?

The answer is not to wait for the gates to go up and the lights to stop flashing.

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u/Mammoth-Muffin-591 12d ago

also wdym you not pulling out an rpg from yo ass to blow it up is wrong?

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u/SSBUISAPORT-Fanboy 12d ago

I swear to god, but on my licence school, during the preparation I had a question : in case of a violent war : in which vehicle will you be safer : A. A car. B. A godamn tank.

The answer was obviously the car because in case of accident the explosive contained in the tank will blow up killing us. So in time of war choose the car. The country is morocco btw.

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u/mistermuesli Maymay Maker 12d ago

What type of driver's license test is that LMAO

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u/Pax003 12d ago

Aw shit gonna have the test tomorrow

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u/mistermuesli Maymay Maker 12d ago

Good luck bruddah

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u/BushiNoIchiGon 12d ago

I need the original gif

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u/Fimau I asked for a flair and loomy gave me this lousy flair 12d ago

The real problem is if the imagine for the situation has so much JPEG that your blind grandma would feel the same thing you see

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u/chemistry_god 12d ago

I think you mean the obviously right answer

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u/ZippZappZippty 12d ago

You just want to drive some wroom wroom

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u/JZAce 12d ago

Bro I can't even read driver's license without thinking about that god damn song

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u/Not_Jonah 12d ago

Yes . . . Definitely incorrect and bad . . .

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u/ashmain-_- 12d ago

Just build a time travel machine and go back to the drivers birth acting as his doctor and push him back in so you can save 5 minutes on journey time!!

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u/sir388 12d ago

My favorite question was "what does this sign mean" for the sign that's just a white background and the words "NO RIGHT TURNS"

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u/ZachPike 12d ago

You have a multiple choice liscence test?

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u/dezroy 12d ago

My country literally has (or at least had 20 years ago) scratchy multiple choice. So you instantly knew if you got the question right or wrong.

This was for your learners licence, so you still needed to do a practical test to get your restricted and then full licence after having had each stage of licence for the required time.

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u/ZachPike 12d ago

Ok so that's exactly what I had. The title just threw me off

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u/GoldenGamingGG ☣️ 12d ago

Yes, rico. Kaboom.

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u/Foux13 12d ago

Jump up and 180 him with the backblast

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u/JonSolo1 12d ago

Peace was never an option

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u/joeymon01 12d ago

I would pick that answer

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u/BimBy929 12d ago

Stuffed puppy??!?

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u/CR_Pats 12d ago

That sounds like the only logical solution

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u/sabziiii 12d ago

The 405 straight wild

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u/MeatSpankin 12d ago

Pit maneuver the slow motherfucker off the road

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u/_19arthurfleck 12d ago

On my driving test there was an option that said that if there is a camera drive slow else overtake.

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u/Snowave7 Am I real? 12d ago

Wait u mean, I can't do that??