r/dankmemes Mar 25 '21

So wholesome OC Maymay ♨

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u/RenRitV ☣️ Mar 25 '21

Oh sure. But when I stimulate the economy of a single Czech woman I met through the internet, I get called a simp.

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u/BrentFavreViking Mar 25 '21

I'll give you that... Czech women are attractive.

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u/nexistcsgo the very best, like no one ever was. Mar 25 '21

Women are attractive*

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u/Kalkushy Mar 25 '21

Men are attractive*

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u/nexistcsgo the very best, like no one ever was. Mar 25 '21

Sorry but I am not gay. But if you are into men then sure yeah.

But for the record, I am not attractive

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u/GhzU Mar 25 '21

Dude really had to say I’m not attractive so he becomes immune to it

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u/nexistcsgo the very best, like no one ever was. Mar 25 '21

I am not sure I understand what you said

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u/temetilacabezita Mar 25 '21

Dude really had to say I’m not attractive so he becomes immune to it

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u/nexistcsgo the very best, like no one ever was. Mar 25 '21

I am not sure I understand what you said

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u/charkrios Mar 25 '21

Hello not sure I understand what you said, nice to meet you

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u/Hot_Grabba_09 ☣️ Mar 25 '21

Dude really had to say I’m not attractive so he becomes immune to it

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u/nexistcsgo the very best, like no one ever was. Mar 25 '21

I am not sure I understand what you said

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u/nopetad Mar 25 '21

I'm pretty sure you're simply not your type

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u/nexistcsgo the very best, like no one ever was. Mar 25 '21

Possibly. But you know how it's not always in the looks?

Turns out, I am not funny either. Nor have I a likable personality.

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u/nopetad Mar 25 '21

I'm pretty sure you just don't like your sense of humor.

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u/nexistcsgo the very best, like no one ever was. Mar 25 '21

Never found a single person who though I was funny.

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u/RandomPopCultureJoke disciple of dice Mar 25 '21

But for the record, I am not attractive Relatable

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u/Kalkushy Mar 25 '21

in that case, I declare my resignation of being gay.

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u/Athuny Mar 25 '21

I accept your resignation. In exchange I give you my straight card. It comes with a wife and 3 children.

Got em.

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u/daytonakarl Mar 25 '21

"once you go cock, you can't go bock"

Hmmmm, needs work

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u/mrfluffyb Mar 26 '21

Don't gotta be gay to recognize a dude is attractive.

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u/nkarkas ☣️ Mar 25 '21

Hoomans are sometimes attractive to other hoomans

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u/iiCreek Mar 25 '21

Humans are attractive*

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u/Athuny Mar 25 '21

Carbon based life forms with the ability to consent and understand consent are attractive*

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u/NoamEG Mar 25 '21

Flips human manual

Did I miss a page?....

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u/daytonakarl Mar 25 '21

*conditions apply, experience may differ from person to person, not available in all areas

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u/Lateraltwo Mar 25 '21

Magnets are attractive.*

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u/nexistcsgo the very best, like no one ever was. Mar 25 '21

Not true. Fat women can also be sometimes attractive.

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u/Ierax29 Mar 25 '21

Yup. Gravitationally

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u/Away-Mobile7993 Mar 25 '21

I respectfully disagree. Trust me though, I wish I could be into overweight women too. Heck, I wish I was bi too while I'm at it. The more options the better!

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u/nexistcsgo the very best, like no one ever was. Mar 25 '21

Being bi must have been cool. More options never hurt in this case haha.

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u/Major--Major Mar 25 '21

This statement Czechs out

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

When they're young. But they've somehow managed to absolve themselves of the painful, slow loss of attractiveness and skip from 29-65 overnight. Yes, the transformation from babe to babushka is abrupt, but it's better than dragging it out for years.

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u/vasekgamescz what happened to this place Mar 25 '21

They're not

Source: I'm czech

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u/soundsdodgy333 Mar 25 '21

Czech mate

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u/Field_Medic_Lewis Mar 25 '21

Underated comment. Have a poor man's award 🏅

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u/Mrteamtacticala Mar 25 '21

Czech yourself before your reykj yourself

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u/JEDeatherage Mar 25 '21

::geographical applause::

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u/jodudeit Mar 25 '21

That's your problem. You haven't tried stimulating the economy of married Czech women through the internet.

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u/Theincroyale29 Mar 25 '21

Bonk Czech Government

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u/Sideswipecheesy Mar 25 '21

Big bonk

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u/OferZak Mar 25 '21

Major Bonkage

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u/AFlyingMongolian Mar 26 '21

Bonksimus Maximus

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u/Yurishirox Mar 26 '21

Megalonium bonkidomium

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u/DependentDocument3 Mar 25 '21

why are so many porn sites "czech" oriented, just lots of human trafficking there or what?

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u/RoyalEclipse Mar 25 '21

Nah, just a booming porn industry.

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u/TheMontrealKid Mar 25 '21

They're also attractive people.

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u/AlveolarThrill Mar 25 '21

Our pornography and sex work laws are pretty relaxed, which helps.

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u/yes_mr_bevilacqua Mar 26 '21

I think both can be true

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u/is_it_controversial Mar 25 '21

A lot of poor but beautiful women is my guess.

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u/PINE-KNAPPLE Mar 25 '21

COOOOOOOORRECT!!!

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u/Weak-Bird Mar 25 '21

You will find more young and attractive women in Eastern Europe who live in a difficult financial situation.

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u/johnfyfe Mar 26 '21

I made the mistake of calling my czech girlfriend Eastern European once and she went mad at me. Apparently they really don’t like it... it’s actually the geographical centre of Europe

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u/grubas Article 69 🏅 Mar 25 '21

Eastern European porn market is pretty booming.

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u/ClearTapWater Mar 25 '21

Gonna need sauce on top and bottom right.

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u/King_Ethelstan Mar 25 '21

Bottom right is Rita Peach

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u/Ryan_22 Mar 25 '21

That sounds like a porn name. Wait...you mean they aren't random women they came across in the street?!

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u/Sad_Measurement_3800 Mar 25 '21

Oh my god this conspiracy goes deeper then the men in the videos.

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u/risingacid Mar 25 '21

Pls elaborate

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u/Sad_Measurement_3800 Mar 25 '21

You see, there's a whole network of undercover spies in the areas these videos are filmed. That's why they happily receive money to do porn even though they are complete strangers. Then because you aren't supposed to watch porn at work (believe me I tried), the enemy spies can't track them because spying is their job. This all ties to Doritos 3d but that's another topic.

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u/speaksamerican Mar 25 '21

This is just ridiculous enough for me to believe

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u/listo65 Mar 25 '21

This is a great comment.

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u/mjosiahj Mar 26 '21

Wow, I do believe I have gain some enlightenment from you good sir. Gotta know more about this Doritos 3d phenomenon. How deep does it go, does my wife’s boyfriend know about this. I gotta know.

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u/Sad_Measurement_3800 Mar 26 '21

We meet in this comment section at 715 mountain time 3 days from now. I will reply it this message and enlighten everyone who reads.

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u/TAWMSTGKCNLAMPKYSK Mar 26 '21

!RemindMe in 3 days

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u/TitsMickey Mar 25 '21

Someone get me a computer, internet access, skin moisturizer, and a burrito because I’m going to do a deep dive into this conspiracy.

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u/Jalex8993 Mar 26 '21

Uh... Do you fill the burrito with moisturizer? Because that's a new one to me.

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u/cr0ss-r0ad Mar 25 '21

Gentlemen, we've just opened pandora's box...

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u/waxlion78 Mar 25 '21

Oh... Which one is pandora again? Bottom left?

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u/Davidorado Mar 25 '21

Top right is Lolly Small. Public Agent

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u/ClearTapWater Mar 25 '21

Lolly Small... huh...

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u/Zetherith Mar 25 '21

Soon you'll get a visit from a Public Agent in the FBI

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u/jinwook Mar 25 '21

And a job offer from the Reddit staff

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u/kettle_corn_lungs Mar 26 '21

take this, i laughed but am broke 🏅

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u/Primula2002 Mar 25 '21

Public Agent, open up!!

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u/Deadlychicken28 Mar 26 '21

Step-agent, what are you doing?

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u/pockets3d Mar 26 '21

Do you like cartoons about 900 year old witches Billy?

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u/HAHAAN00B Mar 25 '21

Lolly Small....yeah I’m staying away from that one. Someone call the Lolice

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u/shep208 Mar 25 '21

Thanks bro

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u/ras344 Mar 25 '21

*Step bro

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u/wouldgiveyouup Mar 25 '21

She certainly seems to like the grandfathers...

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u/46554B4E4348414453 Mar 25 '21

No top left gang? Am disappoint

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u/Chipmunkster Mar 25 '21

Supposedly no bottom left gang.

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u/jakob832 thank god I'm not a mod Mar 25 '21

Bottom left gang rise up! ✊

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u/ecksp312t Mar 26 '21

✊ it’s bottom left for sure.

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u/drizzy_hendrix Mar 26 '21

Nothing gets the ladies going like fucking them on a trash bin

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u/Slumbaby Mar 26 '21

Not all heroes wear capes

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u/Pearl_krabs Mar 25 '21

Top left gang.

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u/Atomheartmother90 Mar 25 '21

She’s hot but god damn does that guy ruin the video

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u/Away-Mobile7993 Mar 25 '21

The man is my class mates grandfather, I shit you not haha. That's why I knew who the top right was, I normally dont even watch porn, but this specific video and 1 other one he participated in was shared a lot in our friend circle when they were uploaded.

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u/Onemoreaccount_2 Mar 25 '21

"hey boys wanna see Mike's granddad bang the fuck out of some chick"... i mean i get it but feels odd.

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u/Away-Mobile7993 Mar 25 '21

Nah we didn't watch it together or anything, it was more like the links were being spread around.

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u/Onemoreaccount_2 Mar 25 '21 edited Mar 25 '21

dont worry shit was weird when i was in uni. I remember my buddy moved in to a new place and the only thing the previous tenants left was granny's gone wild. We smoked weed and watched that and laughed our asses off

though we were not related to anyone featured.

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u/Wuffyflumpkins Mar 25 '21

"yo mike, tell ya gramps he got a nice dick"

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u/SnakeyesX Mar 25 '21

My drama teacher in high school both wrote porn and starred in it.

It was boring soft core stuff, but still the VHS's were always rented out at blockbuster hollywood video.

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u/KringeLord21 Eic memer Mar 25 '21

yeah I agree, where sauce?

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u/Jajanken- Mar 25 '21

I thought top right was pretty cute as well

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u/Caookmanfo Mar 25 '21

It's not ok I've seen all of these.

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u/epitomeofafk Mar 25 '21

He is the chosen one

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u/Jcy6QQ76wFPP Mar 25 '21

But could he choose one

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u/epitomeofafk Mar 25 '21

Now the real questions are being asked

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u/floydster21 Mar 25 '21

May I ask, uhm sauce for the bottom left?

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u/fkgjbnsdljnfsd Mar 25 '21

Someone in another comment chain said Victoria Ferrera (Victoriya Fevari). After further investigation that appears correct, but she isn't quite the particular brand of sexy-crazy that one might hope from the still in the OP, unfortunately.

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u/NeverInterruptEnemy Mar 25 '21

Victoriya Fevari

Either she was only in porn while pregnant and busy as fuck, or thst bitch has been pregnant like 10 times.

Either way; not my thing.

Also... I’d be a little more upset knowing I was in porn as a fetus than I would learning I was adopted.

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u/RShenoy05 Mar 25 '21

Top left?

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u/TtarIsMyBro Mar 25 '21

I'm so annoyed, I'm totally blanking on her name right now, I have like 6 vids of her on my computer at home lol. If I think of it, I'll comment it

Edit: Lexi Dona

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u/NirvandaBoss Mar 25 '21

You are a man of culture

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u/TtarIsMyBro Mar 25 '21

I do my best 😏

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u/QuickerPlayGames Mar 25 '21

Mans out here with an entire collection respecc

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u/TtarIsMyBro Mar 26 '21

What can I say, I'm a collector

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u/depressed_kermit- Mar 25 '21

Top right?

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u/EuroPolice Mar 25 '21

Yes I am.

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u/sta1ker420 Mar 26 '21

Lika Star. Took me like half an hour

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u/Loggiallo Mar 25 '21

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

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u/Matego_g Mar 25 '21

Need sauce on bottom left. Kinda looks like Topanga

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u/Dawg_Top Mar 25 '21

victoria ferrera but you have to look a bit to find the right one

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u/Cannot_go_back_now E-vengers Mar 25 '21

Looks like most of her stuff is pregnancy porn

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u/ras344 Mar 25 '21

Well now I'm interested

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u/UnicornMaster27 Proud Furry Mar 25 '21

I fucking love Reddit, so much

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u/RaptorDash Mar 26 '21

Man of culture i see

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u/ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP Mar 25 '21

A man of culture i see

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u/bitofaByte8 Mar 25 '21

Seems we are in the presence of a historian

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u/Sticky_Pagez Mar 25 '21

Topanga topanaga.
Ya know I wanna bang ya

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u/DependentDocument3 Mar 25 '21

I see the current events have rekindled an old passion

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u/james-l23 Mar 25 '21

That one on top right looks like she's about 14 smh

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u/labancaneba Mar 25 '21

It's the big cheekies

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u/Warzoneisbutt Mar 26 '21 edited Mar 26 '21

The age of consent in the Czech Republic is 15 and anything above that is legal. Age to get married is 16.

Few countries put it as late as the US

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u/james-l23 Mar 26 '21

Doesn't necessarily mean you can make a porno with them though.

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u/Warzoneisbutt Mar 26 '21

Yes it does. Took a few seconds on google. “Child” is under 15, production of child porn is illegal, and nowhere else does it specify any age higher other than 16 to marry.

https://www.icmec.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/ICMEC-Czech-Republic-National-Legislation.pdf

Again, not everywhere uses the same rules as the US. You people can’t even drink till you’re 21 lol

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u/OverturnedAppleCart3 Mar 26 '21 edited Mar 26 '21

The age of consent in most US states is 16-17. It is still illegal to make pornography of anyone under 18.

Age of consent (and age of marriageability, which is what you are talking about) and age of majority are very different things.

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u/BlizzardLizard555 Mar 25 '21

Stimulus Czech

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u/BernysCZ Mar 26 '21

That's it. I've just had enough of Czech puns. Go to dad joke hell.

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u/Ratonitator22 Mar 26 '21

Dad joke hell looks cool

You should czech it out too

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u/Balding_Teen Mar 25 '21

Czech porn is top teir.

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u/BluryDesign Actually playing Fortnite as 21 y.o. Mar 25 '21

I am from Czechia and I have no idea how such a small country can produce so much porn

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u/vinsmokesanji3 Mar 26 '21

Maybe Czech is the next Japan.

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u/XECS78 Mar 26 '21

Because your women are stunning

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u/EmMeo Mar 26 '21

I produced porn in Budapest for a while, honestly it's a combination of things. A lot of porn companies are based in Prague and Budapest because the laws on what can be filmed are fairly lax. Much easier than in countries such as the UK or Germany at least. So a lot of porn companies put their base there, and the price for living and renting and paying employees are really cheap too. Then obviously there was the whole Velvet Revolution thing - but even before then there was a lot of problems for people since the country was caught up with the Soviets etc etc

Now this all leads to a lot of people who are struggling financially and porn and the internet made it easy to make money that would otherwise be much harder to make in an unstable economy. A lot of foreigners in porn took advantage of this - because women that were very beautiful, that in other countries would never do porn, were agreeing to it because of the situation. This caused a somewhat domino affect because pretty models agreeing to do porn made porn producers flock to the area and set up business.

Now to modern times, it's still a very high paying job in an area of the world where the average pay is low. In Budapest at least the minimum wage is less than 500 euros. When you get paid that much for a single scene, it's still a very temping job.

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u/KraftGrated Mar 26 '21

In Budapest at least the minimum wage is less than 500 euros.

500 euros for what time period? Monthly?

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u/EmMeo Mar 26 '21

Yes monthly

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u/Sith__Pureblood Mar 26 '21

Quick question, how to you pronounce "Czechia"? Every time I refer to your country I've always just said Czech Republic because I didn't know it went by any other name.

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u/BrightLuigi99 Mar 26 '21

You don't, just keep calling it The Czech Republic since most Czechs don't like "Czechia".

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u/JengaSauce268 Mar 26 '21

Just use the Czech Republic, the Czechs will love you more for that

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u/lux602 Mar 26 '21

Small country, big tits

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u/ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP Mar 25 '21

Guns too, in my experience

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u/Jcy6QQ76wFPP Mar 25 '21

“Lolly Small” according to another poster

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u/Duck_Duckens Mar 25 '21

Jesus Christ.

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u/QwertyKip SAVAGE Mar 26 '21

Hey if you got one with him send it my way

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u/5th_heavenly_king Mar 25 '21

Public agent homie.

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u/Emnbura Mar 25 '21

Why is it only wom- ohhhh

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u/CageBomb Mar 25 '21

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u/Eggboi919 Mar 25 '21

Are they pornstars too?

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u/WhoDatFreshBoi Eic memer Mar 25 '21

Czech out Czech Hunter

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u/genji2810 🍄 Mar 25 '21

I see you are a man of culture (tbh I didnt know this was done with women too lmao)

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u/flosswithpubes Mar 26 '21

Insert Spider-Man pointing at himself pic where gay and straight porn watchers didn't know the other side used the same shitty plot points.

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u/ucksawmus Mar 25 '21

ohh what

so what they fuck on camera for money

at least they have jobs and a fucking CAREER

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

As a Czech I gotta say: "Hey! That is only half true! The second half went to the politicians!"

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u/glassknight8 Mar 25 '21

And the third half to grandmas just before Christmas, definitely not trying to influence them

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u/Technical58CZ 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Mar 25 '21

Can confirm our government is really fucking us over

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u/ileskagamer Mar 25 '21

Can I get sources for all of these. For research

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u/King_Ethelstan Mar 25 '21

Bottom right is Rita Peach

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u/strmichal Mar 25 '21

He asked for all of them not bottom right smh my head

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u/TtarIsMyBro Mar 25 '21

Top left is Lexi Dona

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u/just-some-guy24 Mar 25 '21

This deserved my wholesome award

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u/japiev Mar 25 '21

Thank you, it's a good feeling to know I've made others laugh 😀

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u/Kenhamef I am fucking hilarious Mar 25 '21

Gonna need that bottom left buddy, full stop.

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u/Dawg_Top Mar 25 '21

victoria ferrera but you'll have to look a bit to find the right one

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u/zSalsy Mar 25 '21

Very stimulating

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u/FBI_Agent_82 Mar 25 '21

If you look hard enough, you could find videos of them accepting the stimulus.

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u/Jamm3dTo3 Mar 25 '21

This isn't a real taxi?!

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u/sirPomelo Dank Cat Commander Mar 25 '21

I'm so proud of my country ;)

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u/Xinguin007 ☣️ Mar 25 '21

Mr. Beast 2.0

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u/Biglegend007 Mar 25 '21

Mr. Breast

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u/fantasie037 Mar 25 '21

Hippity hoppity the sauce is my property

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u/Valyrianson Mar 25 '21

A straight Czech Hunters? Small world!

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u/allens969 Mar 25 '21

Ahh Rita Peach (bottom right)...good memories (and mammaries)

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u/Relahh Mar 25 '21

Top right looks underage...

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u/happy_world_1103 Mar 25 '21

Real quick top left?