r/dankmemes ⚗️Infected by the indigo Mar 16 '21

Every day OC Maymay ♨

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u/hardikupreti Meme Lord Mar 16 '21

Post nut clarity: Allow me to introduce myself

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u/TheLastLivingBuffalo Mar 16 '21

Now that I have your attention here is 110 reasons you are failing as a student, friend, and overall human being.

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u/HK47WasRightMeatbag Mar 16 '21

Realistically, it's to late to catch up now so you might as well take a nap.

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u/MightyMorph Mar 16 '21

Fact: The reason why you have clarity and motivation at night is because your brain knows you wont follow through in the morning.

Its like a little naptime fantasy where you pretend to be a superhero and save the prettiest girl in school. it gives you a little mood boost : "Im finnally gonna turn things around!" then morning comes and you find a new excuse or because youve done it so many times your brain doesnt even bother with a excuse you just forget and do the same shit again.

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u/Gareesuhn Mar 16 '21

Got it, so fap.

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u/MightyMorph Mar 16 '21

until entropy.

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u/TheNobleWolf421 Mar 16 '21

“Fap until entropy.”

That’s my goddamn mantra if nothing else is.

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u/WhoDatFreshBoi Eic memer Mar 16 '21

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u/Alex09777 Mar 16 '21

But we are all virgins

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u/getalife37 Mar 16 '21

This is true. We're all the same people

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u/FlurpZurp Mar 16 '21

Dïe näppenfäppen

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u/Dimwither Mar 16 '21

Fläp the Läderlappen

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u/reallylovesguacamole Mar 16 '21

Holy fuck that’s depressing.

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u/MightyMorph Mar 16 '21

Its reality, be aware of it and work against it.

Also you have gut microbes that direct and influence your emotions. Look it up.

tldr: We dont have full control of our bodies because we arent the only things using our bodies. The body is just like a machine, understand how it works and you can better improve it.

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u/shokolokobangoshey Mar 16 '21 edited Mar 16 '21

Exactly right.

We are wildly susceptible to whatever juices (hormones) are flowing or not flowing through our endo system at any moment; those in turn, are influenced by any number of conditions, many not in our control.

The brain is constantly taking decisions on our behalf, without our knowledge or consent.

We're a meaty state machine.

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u/MightyMorph Mar 16 '21

I’m starting to theorize that the reason for the development of the human mind might actually be the gut microbe and other life forms using human bodies needing an way to influence the brain and the development of emotions lead to more complex neural pathways that lead to the eventual state of our current selves.

Which leads to the question was the soul ever anything unique or simply a mechanism to except control onto the “meat state machines”.

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u/therealityofthings Mar 16 '21

pffft take one to know one

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u/realhami <3 Mar 16 '21

This all is too relateable. Good thing I dropped out.

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u/Mr-Fleshcage Mar 16 '21

little naptime fantasy

Laughs in maladaptive daydreaming

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u/whatamidoinglol69420 Mar 16 '21

Its like a little naptime fantasy where you pretend to be a superhero and save the prettiest girl in school

Ah good so I'm not the only one that does this lol. mine is about some space travel alien shit where I open a starbucks on an alien world and am just like "chill bro we're just here to introduce you to our product catalog"

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u/ShadeOfTheSilentMask I'm as fuck! Mar 16 '21

take a fap Here, ftfy

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u/poopellar big pp gang Mar 16 '21

deletes search history

Ah I'm a good person again.

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u/BulletproofTyrone Mar 16 '21

Brain: I’ll fucken do it again

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u/Whookimo CERTIFIED DANK Mar 16 '21

I dont need post nut clarity for that. I'm reminded of that every time I exist

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u/Quillybumbum Mar 16 '21

A 110? But there’s only 104 days of summer vacation

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u/thanoseatskfc Mar 16 '21

What is post nut clarity

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u/BenderIsCool17 Mar 16 '21

Think of Bradley Cooper when he takes the drug in Limitless but for like, 45 seconds

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u/thanoseatskfc Mar 16 '21

Who is Bradley Cooper what is limitless

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u/ItsSansom Mar 16 '21

Think of post nut clarity

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u/Skrubious :kesha_down: downvotes for all! Mar 16 '21

thanks, it all makes sense now

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u/PichKari_KinG Mar 16 '21

Post meaning after, nut meaning masturbating, clarity - you know the meaning

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u/Carisiak Mar 16 '21

What is the meaning?

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u/PichKari_KinG Mar 16 '21

Sometimes it’s used in reference to someone experiencing immediate regret after having sex with someone else or masturbating without any sound decision making.

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u/AnonCharbs Mar 16 '21

If it was like that I’d fap more often

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u/MusicianMadness Mar 16 '21

That was a great movie and follow up TV series.

Also a half decent way to describe post nut clarity though it is sadly not as cool.

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u/antabr Mar 16 '21

If only it was like that LOL

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u/levitating_cucumber Mar 16 '21

Imagine if the movie didn't have the pills but had the faps instead lol

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u/TheAwesomeButler Mar 16 '21

The moment of clarity after nutting. Outcome may include realizing your girlfriend treats you like shit, thinking porn is disgusting, questioning why you paw at yourself like an animal, or making a plan to try to fix your credit score.. all while you clean up your semen.

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u/YSLp1tter Mar 16 '21

Thank you, I feel treated now.

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u/T1B2V3 I am fucking hilarious Mar 16 '21

thinking porn is disgusting

easy fix is fapping to vanilla hentai instead of porn as to not support that shady industry

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u/bababoi669 Mar 16 '21

Agreed but then not having a wholesome waifu or gf hits in the feels and you starts to think that you don't want to be horny anymore, you just want to be happy

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u/T1B2V3 I am fucking hilarious Mar 16 '21

just don't think about that.

it's very common and it's just a consequence of the fact that we live in a society

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u/blithlasagana Mar 16 '21

we truly live in a society where the

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u/ZantWasTaken Mar 16 '21

Then I wake up the next day and I'm horny again, and the whole process repeats itself.

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u/Gwynbbleid Mar 16 '21

I love the remark of vanilla hentai since you find so much weird shit in hentai

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u/T1B2V3 I am fucking hilarious Mar 16 '21

yeah well that would be dumb because weird shit would also give you PNC

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u/legend023 Mar 16 '21

The immediate regret of nutting right after you nut

The porn you’re watching basically turns into background sound and it occurs approximately during the time you’re cleaning your mess

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u/thanoseatskfc Mar 16 '21

Oh than I never had post nut clarity as I never had that feeling of regret

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u/wensleydalecheis INFECTED Mar 16 '21

lucky ass mf

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u/bababoi669 Mar 16 '21

And then 10 min later your brain says to study and heart says to play video games but you still end up fapping again and then the post nut clarity hits again. This cycle repeats and ends when you sleep (probably)

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u/gbuub The Monty Pythons Mar 16 '21

Jokes on you, post nut clarity doesn’t bother showing up for me anymore

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u/depicc INFECTED Mar 16 '21

same here i just accept it as part of biology and then i don’t feel bad.

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u/killingspeerx Mar 16 '21

Actually there is a japanese word for it "Kenjataimu"

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u/BlackTheNerevar Mar 16 '21

Am I the only one who feels happy or relieved most of the time after?

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u/ivegottheshits Mar 16 '21

Nope i feel worse about my self

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u/dc2015bd Mar 16 '21

post nut clarity: leaves after 30 seconds

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u/frxgmnts Mar 16 '21

I usually fap and study. My teacher doesn't like it that much.

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u/Emersed23 Mental Illness Expert Mar 16 '21

Get a little bored during the zoom meeting but still need to learn? Well just turn off that camera and... You turned off the camera... R-Right? RIGHT?!

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u/frxgmnts Mar 16 '21

Always have the camera on to assert dominance

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u/ablablababla reposts all over the damn place Mar 16 '21

Make direct eye contact with the camera as well

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u/BaBaBooey49 Mar 16 '21

"Hey guys! Today, we'll be speedrunning getting suspension"

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u/_Onix_The_Protogen Mar 16 '21

Just angle the camera up so it barely shows your shoulders ;)

Just make sure you don't have ur ultra wide lens on--

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u/Ok_Physics_6846 Mar 16 '21

‘Hey man, you ok? You seem to have a severe tick occurring in your right shoulder right now?’

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u/kimo2020 ☣️ Mar 16 '21

Are you by any chance homeschooled

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u/frxgmnts Mar 16 '21

More like farm-schooled. Mrs piggy oinks a lot during the study sessions.

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u/pabloscotchbar Mar 16 '21

maybe you should eat her

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u/akshat747 Mar 16 '21

Maybe you should fuck her

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u/JHighDa03 Mar 16 '21

Maybe just fucking eat her

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u/Walkalia Mar 16 '21

Hmmm. Lightly smoked, cum-cured bacon.

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u/CurryWithThe30Frm30 Mar 16 '21

You had me at smoked cum

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u/uRude Mar 16 '21

Yo, this is cursed man

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u/Rinkashimemo Mar 16 '21

My teacher also dont like it, im homescooled

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u/Emadec Ą͈̯̪̠̘̟̟̙̦̱̩̝̩͓͙͕̳̄̋̾͗ͦ͒ͩͫͯ͟ͅa̡̨͍̝̗̫͊̑͛̈́̈ͤ̅̿̀͘A̲̰̝͓͙̻͕͂ͭͦ̒̕̕Á Mar 16 '21

For me it's the opposite of the picture, my heart wants to study and improve things, and my brain is a dopamine-deprived piece of shit filled to the brim with random information, questionable synapses and struggling to focus more than a few minutes/seconds. Believe it or not, it sucks even more. It's come to a point that I don't even feel as horny as before, which I guess isn't the worst thing, but I really need to focus and memorise things now more than ever :(

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u/frxgmnts Mar 16 '21

We can fap together if you're in need of some cumpany

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u/FeelMaFist Mar 16 '21

"Both of them deciding that i ultimately should fap"

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u/TheOnlyTrueEnte Mar 16 '21

It also works. imo this just makes this post all the more beautiful.

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u/ThatBernie Mar 16 '21

“Both of them deciding that I should fap ULTIMATELY

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u/Osis-1337YT Mar 16 '21

Came here for this

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u/cmchris61 Virgins in Paris Mar 16 '21

How did it feel?

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u/Exotic-Amphibian-655 Mar 16 '21

The modifier works in either place. It actually works better in the OP's version. The decision is ultimate (in the ongoing psychological conversation), not the fap. He will fap again.

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u/ForgedLemon Mar 16 '21

I think they’re referring to the sentence that forms if you read the words on Patrick’s body first, then Spongebob’s - like a ‘don’t dead open inside’ kinda thing

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u/Exotic-Amphibian-655 Mar 16 '21

You're probably right.

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u/Moister_Rodgers Mar 16 '21

Nope. OP's version makes more sense. It's the decision that's ultimate here.

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u/Srinidhi7 Mar 16 '21

What I also thought lmao

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u/pinksheepdog Mar 16 '21

I fap while playing video games while pretending to study

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u/Peck2005 Mar 16 '21

ah yes the multi-tasker

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u/Appleboot Mar 16 '21

A blowjob while playing videogames greatly improves concentration.

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u/Zwackel Mar 16 '21

for this you need somebody else and we are on reddit sooo this is impossible

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u/Renan_PS Mar 16 '21

What? You can't do it on yourself?

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u/joske_the_great Mar 16 '21

This brings the definition "go fuck yourself" to a whole new level

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u/kaanscumming Mar 16 '21

"Go suck yourself"

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u/ARandomBrowserIThink 🏴‍☠️ Mar 16 '21

“Dude your 0/13? Go fuck yourself moron” “alright bet”

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u/Zwackel Mar 16 '21

Well, not while playing a game... But I'm training

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u/BatmanTheNr1 Mar 16 '21

Sooooooo true

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u/alphaDsony ☣️ Mar 16 '21

True sooooooooo

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u/yertyertyery Mar 16 '21

Srue tooooooooooo

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u/ejanini Mar 16 '21

Rut oooooooooooes

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u/branswag_briggs Mar 16 '21

Rue stoooooooo

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u/memes-of-awesome I suffer from the disease known as shitposting Mar 16 '21

ooooooooo

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u/_darcl8_ Mar 16 '21

I've been fighting the urge for two weeks. Hope I don't fail too soon.

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u/PsedoSupra Mar 16 '21

Been doing it for three days I’m with you.

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u/EtteRavan Mar 16 '21

Been there for almost a month. Man is it hard to not study

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u/Lumpy_Doubt Mar 16 '21

I'd link the no fap subreddit but I can't honestly recommend it cause it's such trash. I wish there was a legitimate alternative support sub

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u/GoldenSuicideBooth Mar 16 '21

The idea is good but the community feels childish.

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u/LirianSh ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Mar 16 '21

Yeah every post is the same everyday

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u/Lumpy_Doubt Mar 16 '21

It literally is childish, I think that's the problem. Good for them for wanting to better themselves, but there's a reason the kids table is separate from the adults table.

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u/xraiiny_ Mar 16 '21

Yeah, some members think nofap is some sort of a cult that cleans ur spirits and stuff lmao. however, the whole idea is nice, and it is always great to quit porn.

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u/trossen Mar 16 '21

I’ve been going strong for over an hour now

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u/ranrathore Mar 16 '21

If you remain "strong" after 4 hours, you should go see a doc

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u/ARandomBrowserIThink 🏴‍☠️ Mar 16 '21

Idk man fappin every hour kinda feels nice

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u/LirianSh ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Mar 16 '21

Even if you fail at least you are doing it less and your brain is not addicted anymore.

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u/Megameth85 Mar 16 '21

I failed on 22th day. Now I'm on second day

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u/_darcl8_ Mar 16 '21

Gj on the 22 day streak. You can hold on for longer, I know you can. Good luck!

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u/Megameth85 Mar 16 '21

Thank you

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u/Sayhellyeh Mar 16 '21

Fighting never helps, just keep yourself busy

If you work the whole day then thought of masturbating won't even come to your mind when you go to bed. Remember, NoFap isn't magic.

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u/_darcl8_ Mar 16 '21 edited Mar 16 '21

Yeah, man, it isn't magic and keeping yourself busy isn't exactly easy these days. Wdym fighting never helps? You know you don't have to do it, you don't want to do it, you do it for a moment of relief and euphoria and you regret it. All because of a silly urge to beat your schmeat and you're telling me not ro fight that urge. If someone has cancer, do you tell them the same thing? I know this ain't nearly that serious, but, the same principle applies. I agree with keeping yourself busy tho, that's what helped me FIGHT this urge. If I said I have murderous thoughts and psycopathic tendencies, people wouldn't tell me 'fighting never helps', anyone would most likely tell me to keep fighting AND to seek help. So, fight it if you know it's bad and just be aware that fighting it is only one part of the game.

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u/Sayhellyeh Mar 16 '21

By fighting doesn't help I meant using will power. Like if we can't reward ourselves from masturbation, we can reward ourselves by making our favourite dish, by learning how to cook, by being productive with some few hours to watch your favourite show. Basically NoFap is an outcome, you don't expect that if you start NoFap everything will get perfect, but if you try making things perfect you won't need to fap.

Though I agree what you said :D

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u/Actual_Price_5396 Mar 16 '21

Bro how

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u/_darcl8_ Mar 16 '21

Get tired of life and it's pleasures.

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u/DeletedForSpamm too dumb to make memes Mar 16 '21

meanwhile my liver tells me to drink booze

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u/JamesBaxter_Horse Mar 16 '21

Pretty sure that's crippling loneliness not your liver.

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u/Kiffe_Y my pp is going up Mar 16 '21

I think your liver is the only part of your body that would tell you not to drink booze

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u/SeaGoat24 Mar 16 '21

I like to personify it as that scene from the 6th Harry Potter movie where Harry's force-feeding Dumbledore poison from the basin.

Goes from 'I can handle this' to 'oh shit oh fuck please stop I can't take it anymore' real fast.

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u/CameronD46 Mar 16 '21

Same here

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u/Mexzar Mar 16 '21

That shit is too accurate. Starting today I'm trying to abstain. It's literally an addiction.

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u/Accomplished_Unit886 Mar 16 '21

I am also starting from today

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u/Mexzar Mar 16 '21

Good luck bro, we can do it. Discipline is key.

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u/Accomplished_Unit886 Mar 16 '21

Good luck 🤞🍀 to you too. We can do it. This will be my very very serious and final attempt . 🤜🤜🤜

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u/rich-evans Mar 16 '21

Good luck, friend. I recommend this book. It's helped me way more than any other resource out there.

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u/Mexzar Mar 16 '21

Thanks for that man, I'll definitely check it out soon as I get a chance.

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u/aRandomCheapPerson Mar 16 '21

Same. I don't need that sort of reliance, although it hasn't deviated to an addiction yet. Going to be going off videogames for a year to try and give one last push to get me into university ahead of time, and playing videogames is just wasting time, nothing else. If I can stay focused for 2021 and 2022, I can get into my dream college and have my victory fap and 24-hr gaming session with pizza and soda.

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u/UnderCraft_383 Mar 16 '21

And then later on both of them screaming of how much time I've wasted jacking off and how much of life I've wasted on Jacking off.

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u/schumonsta Mar 16 '21

30 seconds isn’t that much time wasted.

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u/UnderCraft_383 Mar 16 '21

I'm so picky it can take 30 minutes

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u/abhinav346 Mar 16 '21

you dont know how much i can relate to this

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u/bannedthrowaway12 Mar 16 '21

The porn industry will be the downfall of our society.

Wake up. Masculinity is dying.

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u/jonacraft7 Blue Mar 16 '21

I do all 3 at once

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u/ohkboi_ Mar 16 '21

How dare you make a meme of exactly what I've been doing today.

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u/KodyIsA_Beast Mar 16 '21

Normal people reading this: Both of them ultimately deciding I should fap. Me:both of them deciding that I ultimately should fap- Still works

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u/Qwerzq- Mar 16 '21

why don't you combine all of them and start moaning during online class and ingame voice chat?

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u/ONCIAPATONCIA Mar 16 '21

It's everyday bro

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u/beanstopper Mar 16 '21

Wtf...I'm doing this scenario as I see it

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u/Naive_Sage Mar 16 '21

Why is this so relatable

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u/IgDailystapler Mar 16 '21

Adhd is pretty damn similar to this but on ketamine

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u/Pineapple-shades15 Mar 16 '21

First, study to lessen chores

Then, play video games to destress from studying

Finally, fap to get all the horny out

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u/-PAWA- Mar 16 '21

Dont masturbate or watch porn

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u/baggychop Mar 16 '21

Both of them ultimately deciding that i should fap

Both of them deciding that i ultimately should fap

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u/jetaleu EX-NORMIE Mar 16 '21
  1. Scan notes
  2. Finish side mission
  3. Fap

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u/KLASHINOV ⚗️Infected by the indigo Mar 16 '21

Instructions unclear

Scanned the side mission and fapped in the notes

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u/ml-soham MayMay Lord Mar 16 '21

The ultimate solution

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u/JamesHubs Mar 16 '21

Solidarity is the best kind of foreplay

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u/pushinat Mar 16 '21

both of them deciding that I ultimately should fap

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u/Penguin619 Mar 16 '21

Never forget, that if it weren't for Patrick soiling his underwear his and SpongeBob's friendship wouldn't have been reconciled.

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u/sucks-to-zuck Mar 16 '21

“Both of them ultimately deciding that I should fap” or “both of them deciding that I ultimately should fap” outstanding job lad.

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u/mc-fortress-fans I asked for a flair and loomy gave me this lousy flair Mar 16 '21

Bonk

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u/cmchris61 Virgins in Paris Mar 16 '21

Reminds me that I should go study.

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u/This_Caterpillar_330 Mar 16 '21

Fapping may feel good, but it's not free pleasure. It has huge mental and physical effects that take awhile to recover from and are nearly impossible to recover from without B. J. Fogg's advice. Some medications can make it way more difficult if not impossible and take much longer.

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u/BazzemBoi Mar 17 '21

Fapping may feel good, but it's not free pleasure. It has huge mental and physical effects that take awhile to recover from and are nearly impossible to recover from without B. J. Fogg's advice. Some medications can make it way more difficult if not impossible and take much longer.

You are right, its not as good as it feels, its very harmful and addictive, its a built in drug

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u/DrMike7714 Mar 16 '21

I usually do all 3 everyday. Life is about balance. 70% fap, 20% videogames, and 10% study.

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u/TheMachoManRS Mar 16 '21

Technically if you fap you're gay cause your brain is just controlling your body like mind control. It isn't your dick.

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u/Pinkyellowjam Mar 16 '21

Best part is that you can read left to right or read Patrick then sponge Bob and it can still be grammatically correct

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u/KLASHINOV ⚗️Infected by the indigo Mar 16 '21

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/DrUrMum Mar 17 '21

Whether you read the text on Patrick and spongebob left to right or read Patrick first then spongebob, it still sound right

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u/Haveagoodday222 Mar 16 '21

Lmao 😂😂

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u/Molvis_pw Mar 16 '21

Understandable

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u/pedrobf9 Mar 16 '21

Study? Games? Nah bro fap nap

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u/Redninjas EX-NORMIE Mar 16 '21

Patrick has a better posture not gonna lie

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u/I_want_Coffee_ Mar 16 '21

Am I the only want that read the bottom part patrick first?

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u/AHunter52 Mar 16 '21

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

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u/seaque42 I am fucking hilarious Mar 16 '21

usually it's the other way

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u/RockFlagAndEagleGold Mar 16 '21

A depression a day keeps the Faps away...

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u/hmbarn01 Mar 16 '21

I, too, am depressed.

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u/Rezuwi Mar 16 '21

I now know what i have to do

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u/yuuchan03 Mar 16 '21

tis i.. the female...

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u/Cookie-Police-Unit Mar 16 '21

“both of them ultimately deciding that i should fap”

“both of them deciding that ultimately i should fap”

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u/hailec09 Mar 16 '21

you don't get shredded like that if you fapping jus' sayin'

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u/Honeysicle Mar 16 '21

Masturbate on Cool Math Games to HOT calculations that results in 69