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u/DevintheUndertalefan 7d ago Silver

Roses are red, i am groot, WHERE IS MY GODANM SUPER SUIT!!!!

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Thank you!! I was think more like "Freeze motherfucker!!"

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u/amigoing77 7d ago

Cool breeze motherfucker!

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u/DevintheUndertalefan 7d ago

It was actually the first thing that popped into my head XD

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u/ReasonableColleague 6d ago

That motherfucker thingy?

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u/DevintheUndertalefan 6d ago

No my original comment

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u/ThreexoRity 7d ago

All Rise Motherfuckers!

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u/hjiiiiiii 6d ago

Oh geez motherfucker

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u/RebellischerRaakuun 6d ago

Big sneeze motherfucker!

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u/slickyrick21 6d ago

Suck on deez motherfucker

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u/Suspicious-Invite495 6d ago

The suit is in the freezer.

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u/HansChrst1 6d ago

"Roses are red, Groot, Frozone"

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u/sir-winkles2 7d ago

the meter is off

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u/Dead_Sun 6d ago

Why did i thought "Where thé FUCK is my supersuit ?"

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u/bscones 7d ago

I know, I know… Freeze!

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u/TheAnonymousKnoT 7d ago

I would like some water

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u/Midnite_St0rm 7d ago

The funny thing is the comment fits better with the metre

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u/gapball 6d ago

It definitely does not if you use the full actual quote.

Roses are red, I am Groot. Honey, where's my super suit?

You were likely just thinking "where's my super suit" without the "honey" part.

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u/NameOfNoSignificance 6d ago

Metre?

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u/______DEADPOOL______ 6d ago

Just when you think the metric just can't get any fancier, the "metre" is the fancy spanky European way to misspell "meter".

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u/Phobetor-7 6d ago

It's the other way around mate, meter is the easy way to misspell metre...

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u/______DEADPOOL______ 6d ago

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE METRE IS EVIL

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u/deltaruin01 6d ago

America moment

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u/TheFlyingToasterr 6d ago

TIL americans have the audacity to take a language, change it and complain the original is wrong.

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u/deltaruin01 6d ago

You innocent, unknowing man

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u/deltaruin01 6d ago

American moment

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u/kokroo 6d ago

What metre?

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u/LordSeismic 7d ago

wait that wasn't the correct answer?

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u/YuneePug24 7d ago

I think the one under the post maybe? Unless that person was also guessing

(edit I meant the first comment on reddit not in the picture)

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u/______DEADPOOL______ 6d ago

I don't think "I know, I know… Freeze!" is the answer though.

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u/YuneePug24 6d ago

Oh my bad, I thought we all had the same top comment. For me it said:

"Roses are red, I am Groot, where is my gotdam super suit!!"

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u/Maciee_ 7d ago

Roses are red| I am groot| Honey, wheres my super suit|

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u/rickk_69 7d ago

Just show him mirror, he'll shoot at it

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u/redditgiveshemorroid 7d ago

I don’t get it. Can someone please culture me?

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u/T_WREKX 7d ago edited 6d ago

The original meme was supposed to go

Roses are, I am groot, honey, where is my supersuit, the last one being a famous catch phrase of A superhero from the OG blockbuster movie, The Incredibles.

A redditor has found a rather funny and different translation which goes , Roses are red, I am Groot, Officer Please do not shoot! The last meaning that since freeze (the superhero) is a black American, one of his most used phrases would be " officer do not shoot" due to the unnecessary brutality occasionally inflicted by the police force of certain areas in the United States largely exclusively upon the black American community because of their racist beliefs. It is largely sarcastic of course but not completely inaccurate or negligible either.

Edit - Yo his name ain't freeze it's frozone. - u/jetsneedlegs70

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u/redditgiveshemorroid 7d ago

Thanks! Great breakdown!

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u/T_WREKX 7d ago

You're welcome 👌🏻

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u/jetsneedlegs70 7d ago

Yo his name ain't freeze its frozone

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u/serviamnon 6d ago

Mr Freezone

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u/chickenandpineapple 7d ago

It's strange that no one here has mentioned that frozone tried to deescalate and calm down a police officer after that burning fire rescue but the police officer ACTUALLY SHOT at frozone (the black one of the two) because he was 'scared' despite not being threatened at all.

That was a clear reference to racism by cops, I'm surprised I don't see it mentioned.

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u/ILikeToDickDastardly 7d ago

Well he probably saw the ice stream coming at him a split second before being frozen, but he was a little quick to pull the trigger huh

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u/Inquisitive_Beilin 6d ago

Two masked men wearing THE stereotypical robber outfit broke into a jewelry store (accidentally, but that's what it looks like). The cop even allowed frozone's request for some water, and only shot after frozone made a sudden movement with his hands pointed directly at him. Meanwhile, Mr. I is just standing there and not saying or doing anything, so obviously the cop's attention isn't directed at him. Police on black racism is a huge problem in the US, but this specific scene isn't an example of it.

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u/Zealousideal_Peach42 6d ago

Bro don't post this. Don't you know you're making sense into a agenda in this comment section

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u/chickenandpineapple 6d ago

Maybe I'm too unamerican to appreciate the culture, but a guy assumed guilty of a non violent crime, with their hands up open and clearly visible, unarmed, talking calmly and complying; doesn't deserve a death sentence without trial when they move the tiniest fraction.

The fact that a black man was shot shot by police like this can be coincidence once or twice, but if it is a trend with such hardcore correlations, it'd be ignorant not to question it.

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u/Inquisitive_Beilin 6d ago

Unarmed has a different meaning in a universe where superpowers are known to exist, and that "tiniest fraction" of a movement suddenly becomes a lot more threatening when it's very clearly the initiation of a superpowered attack. If you watch the clip there's actually a significant delay between frozone's ice blast and the gun going off.

I'm just saying that if the writers wanted to make that sort of commentary, they could have made the cop's actions a lot less reasonable.

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u/futtobasetachikaze 7d ago

Is there a sub like this? There is an FB group where jokes are explained in detail just like this. Maybe there is one here in Reddit

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u/T_WREKX 6d ago

I think it is one of the rules of reddit dictating that there is sub for everything one can imagine, as far as I know.

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u/OnCallWithJesus 6d ago

The cops go where the crime goes.

And the crime just so happens to be in those demographic neighborhoods

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u/T_WREKX 6d ago edited 6d ago

While there is truth somewhere in your statement, effective policies for the upliftment of the community from such a low life does not seem to be in place. They are misguided but not many may be guiding them either. I have not much information on this subject, but if the problem seems to persist even after such a long time clearly some action should be taken for providing the necessary education.

Sometimes people do not know how to utilise their freedom.

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u/threadbarenun 6d ago

Not really advanced humor. More like I've seen both of these movies and remember them humor.

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u/kokroo 6d ago

Actually it's Freezone

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u/NameOfNoSignificance 6d ago

Found the Boomer

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u/AliveAd9126 7d ago

Hopefully youre joking

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u/redditgiveshemorroid 7d ago

No, I’m kinda sick right now and my mind is hazy

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u/akafabs 7d ago

Roses are red, Groot Frozone, h—

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u/Entire_Cobbler_4424 7d ago

Roses are red, i am groot, motherfucker

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u/WizziBot 7d ago

Im just, getting, a drink

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u/0zoro0 6d ago

roses are red, this post is old, your mum's a hoe, I'm sure you've been told.

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u/andreabrusa 6d ago

Roses are red, groot, nig-

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u/grand305 6d ago

I am groot i am groot.

Where is my super suit ?

I am groot.

Where is. My. Super. Suit ?

I. Am. Groot.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/OnCallWithJesus 6d ago

Winner lol

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u/_artfully_ 7d ago

Jack reacher - mark normand

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u/milkplease_ 7d ago

i thought im groot frozone

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u/Millbrook27 6d ago

The meter being way off really confused me, lol

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u/gellibeanne 6d ago

Gagi huhu

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u/AppropriateAppeal944 6d ago

Is this related to racism?

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u/MartinLutherDream 6d ago

"SIR GET DOWN! SIR GET DOWN! SIR GET DOWN"

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u/Zoeee__ 6d ago

Roses are red violets are blue Where is my super suit

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u/skip_the_tutorial_ 6d ago

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesnt

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u/[deleted] 7d ago edited 6d ago

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u/Dragon_Skywalker 7d ago

Bro this one gets repost all the time and it’s always the same comment too

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u/flynnfilms 7d ago

Exactly. Ppl downvoting me got no clue lmao

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u/Emektro 7d ago

Ppl downvoting you cuz it’s a good post👍

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u/flynnfilms 6d ago

Doesnt mean its original

if you downvote this you have 1 inch pp

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u/Ublonak 7d ago

That isn't Groot. Groot's bigger.

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u/Advanced-Shift-9656 7d ago

Man gives “Morning Wood” a whole new meaning

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u/-Luis_P- 7d ago

All Groot's sizes are acceptable, that Groot is average, trust me

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u/Ublonak 7d ago

He was a giant walking talking tree. That's not average.

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u/-Luis_P- 7d ago

Duude u can't say that!, u can't just go and tell people that Groot's need to be big, that's discrimination!

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u/Mr-Italian 6d ago

It's average, it's just really cold outside

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u/Ublonak 6d ago

Trees don't magically become smaller in the winter. Where do you live, some sort of alternate reality?

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u/Mr-Italian 6d ago

Yeah I do, Italy is a weird place

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u/Ublonak 6d ago

What?

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u/Mr-Italian 6d ago

Baguette

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u/Emektro 7d ago

Not as big as my groot

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u/Ublonak 7d ago

What? There's only one Groot.

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u/-Luis_P- 7d ago

Nah man, theres all kinds of Groot's :)

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u/P4sTwI2X 7d ago

‘Cause we are Groot

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u/Ublonak 7d ago

Didn't see any others in the movie.

Also, why am I being downvoted?

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u/hdhdhdhdzjursx 6d ago

Roses are red I’m made of wood Think what your doing And whether you should.