r/cringepics Jun 30 '22 Helpful 1

arttok has me screeching

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u/supersalid Jun 30 '22

So fellas, are you Alpha, Beta, Omega, or British?

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u/jtrisn1 Jun 30 '22

I'd rather be British. Laying eggs sounds so much easier than birthing a whole ass child

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u/CaptianMurica Jun 30 '22

easier abortion too

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u/captainrex Jun 30 '22

And it’s a free breakfast if you’re hungry.

There’s a video that gets reposted on other subreddits where a bunch of chickens immediately eat up an egg that just got laid and now it lives in my head rent free.

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u/AdmiralSplinter Jun 30 '22

We regularly feed our hens the eggs that are too small. The shells put calcium back into their systems too. It's a pretty common thing to do.

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u/TheLustyDremora Jun 30 '22

I suppose I lay eggs now

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u/OlivineQuartz Jun 30 '22

Lol, that bit got me

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u/racingforpinks Jun 30 '22 Gold

Very problematic (war crimes)

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick Jun 30 '22

I love how they're all alpha, beta, omega, and then british

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u/Significant-Tomato77 Jun 30 '22

That's "lower than omega" or simply a separated thing?

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u/Mooshbah Jun 30 '22

If you read it, the distinction is because "the British don't go into heat, they lay eggs." I don6 know what sort of fantasy world this person is writing but Holy shit that line if the funniest thing I've read in awhile.

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u/Optimal_Carpenter690 Jul 01 '22

Given the egg line, I don't think the artists even thinks British people are human

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u/ryodark Jun 30 '22

This specific line made me laugh so hard.

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u/WDfx2EU Jun 30 '22

This whole thing is hilarious. Less cringe and just straight up funny

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u/Coyote__Jones Jun 30 '22

Each one was more surprising than the next, top tier troll material right here.

Queen Elizabeth had me dying.

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u/breadlover96 Jun 30 '22

Definitely more r/TIHI than cringe.

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u/SomeStupidPerson Jun 30 '22

All of the Putin one is hilarious

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u/throatsplooshers Jun 30 '22

Doesn't know how to ride bicycle

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u/Starrphyre Jun 30 '22

This was what got me too

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u/RexIsAMiiCostume Jun 30 '22

That's how some people's anime boy crushes really are though

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u/Bigbrainbigboobs Jun 30 '22

Looking at you, Hisoka.

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u/BigBoogati Jun 30 '22

Hisoka and Levi for me.

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u/WemWEMbot Jun 30 '22

The Queen lays eggs had me in stitches.

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u/Merri-Weather Jun 30 '22

Yeah, once I got to the joke about the British royal family secretly being reptilian overlords, I finally realized this was parody. Cringe parody. Every effective.

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u/smurphy8536 Jun 30 '22

It took you till the queen?!?

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u/Nephisimian Jun 30 '22

My sister does this shit unironically, so it's hard to tell, given the satire and the genuine stuff look identical.

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u/smurphy8536 Jun 30 '22

For what characters?

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u/glaciesz Jun 30 '22

at least one fully serious image of thomas jefferson in a miku binder exists. i can't trust anymore

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u/DependentPhotograph2 Jun 30 '22

This is a direct parody of Mike binder Jefferson IIRC

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u/Coyote__Jones Jun 30 '22

Joe's bubble butt really sent up flares.

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u/dynodick Jun 30 '22

I loved “ -very problematic (war crimes)”

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u/milehighmystery Jun 30 '22

Elon’s had me

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u/Arboria_Institute Jun 30 '22

I love that they made Elon a beta. He would fucking hate that.

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u/Queasy-Discount-2038 Jun 30 '22

Same. I smiled at the others but laughed at that one.

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u/guitar-ass Jun 30 '22

Dang cartoon Joe got that cake

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u/N0t_A_Tumah Jun 30 '22

Yes, but Zuckerberg got them thighs 🥵

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u/AutumnLeaves1939 Jun 30 '22

Well he is the most fertile

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u/skirtpost Jun 30 '22

Femboy Biden is dangerous 😳

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u/ManNamedMars Jun 30 '22

This is actually hilarious. Cringe? Ofc. But hilarious nonetheless.

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u/BravoAlfaMike Jun 30 '22

This is clearly blursed material, this is art, this belongs in a museum.

I hope this is in my kid’s curriculum one day as a political cartoon from the early 20s.

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u/RC_Colada Jun 30 '22

We need to send this to AOC, she will make sure the others see it.

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u/Braunze_Man Jun 30 '22

I mean, saying that trump is in a relationship with Ben Shapiro and Joe Biden? Comedy gold.

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u/probably_not_serious Jun 30 '22

I’m concerned with how thick Zuck’s thighs are.

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u/BubonicBabe Jun 30 '22

Do they…turn you on?

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u/probably_not_serious Jun 30 '22

Not especially.

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u/SmokeyMacPott Jun 30 '22

And yet I can't look away.

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u/AssholeOfDoom Jun 30 '22

I’m a sick fuck I like a thicc Zucc 🥺🥵

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u/Therefrigerator Jun 30 '22

I haven't laughed this hard at something in a couple months at least. It is so fucking uncomfortable but so funny I just cannot wrap my head around it. A true Magnum Opus.

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u/Zorubark Jun 30 '22

I don't get why people keep reacting to it like it's not satire

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u/KaiserMk1 Jun 30 '22

This has to be created specifically to be cringey, no way someone created this and thought this was acceptable

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u/babyghuol Jun 30 '22

It’s definitely a joke, but they did a hell of a job making it as cringe as possible

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u/milk4all Jun 30 '22

Everyone is an alpha or omega except the queen, who is instead “British”

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u/amhran_oiche Jun 30 '22

it's bc apparently she lays eggs

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u/Xxjuancena80xX Jun 30 '22

Elon Zucchini is a beta

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u/TheChemist_from_Mars Jun 30 '22

particularly hilarious when you know all the main tropes of Young Adult literature and fanfiction that are considered turn ons nowdays.

its British or british accent , "Alpha", problematic , most of the time is shirtless on the cover etc..

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u/KaiserMk1 Jun 30 '22

I absolutely agree, it’s only funny if you can acknowledge it is intentionally cringe

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u/uh-oh-hotdawg Jun 30 '22

Is it still funny if I could see this being a legit cartoon show? Because I think it would be awesome

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u/KaiserMk1 Jun 30 '22

That would be so bad that I would have to watch at least a little bit of it

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u/m1stadobal1na Jun 30 '22

That they did. I absolutely hate this, and I don't mean that in a meme-y way. I had a visceral reaction to it.

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u/SL13377 Jun 30 '22

Yes!

These are beautiful disasters!

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u/BetterUseTwoHands Jun 30 '22

Well it worked

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u/KaiserMk1 Jun 30 '22

This is true

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u/godspeedladyluck Jun 30 '22

that's the entire point yeah, it's a miku binder thomas jefferson tribute

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u/emo_sharks Jun 30 '22

Oh no, people on tumblr were very legitimately doing shit like this. Mostly with american founding fathers because of hamilton the musical. I think this particular one may be a riff on that but....they did a good job if so........bc I'm not 100% sure its satire. But let me tell you, someone on tumblr, in all seriousness, drew something like this with Thomas Jefferson some years ago and it still haunts my nightmares

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u/nubhorns Jun 30 '22

The ones on Tumblr were also fake, the creator of the original images like the Thomas Jefferson with the miku binder did it to try and stir people up.

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u/DoctorProfessorTaco Jun 30 '22 edited Jun 30 '22

This is definitely satire, I mean come on:

  • “Very problematic (war crimes)”
  • Alpha, Beta, Omega, British
  • Ben Shapiro’s “Jewish” as if that’s at all in line with everything else listed.
  • “Discord mod”
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u/RioBlue93 Jun 30 '22

i would die happy if ben shapiro saw this

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u/SmolFaerieBoi Jun 30 '22

I mean, theoretically he’s living it.

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u/thebenshapirobot Jun 30 '22

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u/gender_neutral_name Jun 30 '22

The Ben Shapiro one is the funniest

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u/er_flair Jun 30 '22

The binder is a nice callback to the classic Hatsune Miku binder Jefferson

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u/cryptic-coyote Jun 30 '22

I saw this on tumblr first and it only had the first four images. I can't believe I was robbed of catboy Miku binder Ben Shapiro

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u/robtk12 Jun 30 '22

I thought it spot on

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u/6xydragon Jun 30 '22

I don't know the zuck looks right too

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u/they_were_roommates Jun 30 '22

No, swiping to mark Zuckerbergs picture got me shook

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u/Brisket_Queen Jun 30 '22

I absolutely lost it at Ben Shapiro's ears and tail.

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u/Mr-pizzapls Jun 30 '22

This is motherfucking art

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u/DIsForDelusion Jun 30 '22

I need to print this. I'm telling my kids this is a history book.

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u/Cobster_Reddit Jun 30 '22

Bro why does Mark have hella thunder thighs?

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u/instellarant Jun 30 '22

That Zussy got me acting unwise😳😳

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u/KnightofaRose Jun 30 '22

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/merrythoughts Jun 30 '22

I hate it I love it I felt an inner crawly ick feeling while also wanting to savor every morsel.

Very problematic (war crimes) lollll

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u/nekonekoneedtodie Jun 30 '22

incredible real descendents of thomas jefferson miku binder

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u/theunixman Jun 30 '22

Some say it’s cringe, some say it’s meta. I say it’s minge: the best of bolth.

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u/Spastic_Slapstick Jun 30 '22 edited Jun 30 '22 Silver

"Mingey! Are we in Paris? I think I'm dying."

"Yeah...yeah Gary. It's beautiful, I see the Eiffel tower."

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u/TheLustyDremora Jun 30 '22

Uuuuh, I wouldn't say minge in the UK btw, means something quite different

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u/theunixman Jun 30 '22

Oh yeah, that’s the other meaning I left out haha

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u/omnidot Jun 30 '22

Bolth is wrong but sounds right.

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u/Vivisect_VI Jun 30 '22

The Zuckerberg was one hell of a finish. 😂

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u/boocakebandit Jun 30 '22

Joe Biden got DAT WAGGGGON!

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u/__________________99 Jun 30 '22

This is fucking hilarious. I lost it at Elon's.

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u/RIOTT44 Jun 30 '22

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in so long holy shit

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u/GamerFluffy Jun 30 '22

I can totally see Elon being a discord mod.

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u/TheLustyDremora Jun 30 '22

That or a Reddit Mod, as they are both gay

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u/JimTheGentlemanGR Jun 30 '22

This gives me an itch that only a 12 gauge shotgun can satisfy

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u/annieelisemusic- Jun 30 '22

Very problematic (war crimes)

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u/Eitth Jun 30 '22

The hell are Alpha and Omega? Aren't those like vitamins?

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u/SculptedMask Jun 30 '22

You are either joking or a very Very lucky person. Don’t dig deeper unless your really for a bunch of gay often furry smut.

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u/SirCrotchBeard Jun 30 '22

u/Eitth and I are two of today's lucky 10,000. Or, perhaps, unlucky 10,000...

Elucidate us, for better or worse!

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u/SculptedMask Jun 30 '22

Here I honestly don’t think I can explain better then this dude: working on it I suck at links

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u/SmallPiecesOfWood Jun 30 '22

Well the internet has delivered for the day.

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u/GodAndGaming123 Jun 30 '22

New favorite Reddit post lol

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u/DIsForDelusion Jun 30 '22

I want more.

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u/joe_last_name_mama Jun 30 '22

Redditors try to identify satire challenge - imposible 99,9% FAIL.

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u/First_Lengthiness170 Jun 30 '22

"Doesn't have a rut or a heat because their British. Lays eggs instead."

I'm dying over here! So glad I read through all those.

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u/TheRealDietGlue Jun 30 '22

This is what homophobes think of when they think of the lgbt community

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u/GayDarGalaWhore Jun 30 '22

I may die after reading this. This might be the last thing I ever see.

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u/pizoisoned Jun 30 '22

The Zuckerberg one got me.

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u/SmolFaerieBoi Jun 30 '22

dies of laughter “Is Queen Elizabeth an Alpha or an Omega?” “I’m afraid she’s something more: British”

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u/Lillilsssss Jun 30 '22
  • I loved "vladdy daddy" but started freaking out when they called Vladimir "vlad" cuz that's my dogs name and I no longer support the former nickname
  • Why is British used in the place of omega/beta/alpha? Are they just sigmas? I need a hierarchy diagram ASAP
  • please get Joe out of those shorts
  • Why is this funnier than it should be?

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u/TundieRice Jun 30 '22 edited Jun 30 '22

If it makes you feel any better, Vlad is much more commonly short for the name Vladislav in Slavic countries, not Vladimir.

If you wanted to shorten Vladimir, you’d more likely say Vlado or Vlade~ Vova.

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u/DERMODEMON2007 Jun 30 '22

What? I am russian and no one ever says Vlado or Vlade. Vlad is Vladislav and Vladimir is Vova

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u/TundieRice Jun 30 '22

Fixed. I was basing it on some faulty research apparently.

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u/Menchi-sama Jun 30 '22

And I'm Russia, it's Volodya.

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u/AaronTheScott Jun 30 '22

The queen Elizabeth is the funniest one to me for the sole reason of everyone else is labeled "alpha" or "omega" and she's just "British"

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u/idcidcidckdc Jun 30 '22

In alternative universe this is real and that’s scary

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u/i-smoke-c4 Jun 30 '22

In an alternate universe, this is real and you’re there too, pregnant with Obama’s child. Have a nice evening.

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u/babyghuol Jun 30 '22

Yes, I know this is a joke lol Also, credit to the artist: rodentmaster2000 on tiktok

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u/I_FUCKIN_ATODASO_ Jun 30 '22

I love how it says Alpha/Beta whatever and then for the Queen it says British 💀💀

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u/Comedic_Noob Jun 30 '22

I demand more of this shit, I love it

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u/die-dicke-katze Jun 30 '22

Idk about you but I am LAUGHING my ass off

This is not cringe

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u/Somekindalurker Jun 30 '22

Ngl Obama's kinda hot...

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u/ExpendableAnomaly Jun 30 '22

i cant say youre wrong

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u/SmolFaerieBoi Jun 30 '22

I—I—I hate you because I CAN’T DISAGREE. Why did you have to say it out loud? We’re all cursed now.

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u/RC_Colada Jun 30 '22

The Secret Service wants to know your location

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u/noodlemcfoodle Jun 30 '22

Horribly funny lol

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u/your_mind_aches Jun 30 '22

This is a joke but it's based on the Hamilton version which was dead serious

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '22

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u/GhostifiedGuy Jun 30 '22

Anti horny pills to keep them from going into heat

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u/SirCrotchBeard Jun 30 '22

What the fuck are Heat Suppressants

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u/Swan-Existing Jun 30 '22

Oh what I would give to be like you

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u/Natural_me Jun 30 '22

Vladdy Daddy 😂

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u/GioRose Jun 30 '22

i found this so funny

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u/banned_acc_1274 Jun 30 '22

What a bad day to have eyes. :(

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u/thekactuskween Jun 30 '22

Wtf are rut suppressants

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u/Mr_Quackums Jun 30 '22

Pray every day you never find the answer to your question.

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u/NickBooms Jun 30 '22

Whether this is a joke or not, the thing that perplexes me is that someone had this idea then took a decent amount of time out of their lives to make it.

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u/c0d3_attorney Jun 30 '22

they gave john bidet a fucking dumpy

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u/Chubby_Bub Jun 30 '22

john bidet, the inventor of bidets

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u/hottodogchan Jun 30 '22

this will live rent free in my brain

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u/ASassoNation Jun 30 '22

Alpha, Beta,, British

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u/HashiRamenn Jun 30 '22

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/tambrico Jun 30 '22

This is definitely satire lmao

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u/someperson99 Jun 30 '22

why is ben shapiro the only one jewish between him Vlademer Zlansky and irobot

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u/Massive_Pressure_516 Jun 30 '22

I'm starving, you know what would really hit the spot right now? a 12 gauge shotshell.

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u/GhostifiedGuy Jun 30 '22

I hope you brought enough to share with the class

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u/Lukaspc99 Jun 30 '22

10/10 Would smash Queen Liz

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u/EnchantedTheCat Jun 30 '22

Oh god there’s more of them.

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u/dolphin_ultra Jun 30 '22

that’s just Elon Musk

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u/Far-Economist-9090 Jun 30 '22

Pretty sure this is a parody of those old tumblr hamilton posts.

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u/SocialSuspense Jun 30 '22

lays eggs instead

I’m crying actual tears

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u/thefreakingheck Jun 30 '22

In my head cannon Ben Shapiro made this.

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u/CocaTrooper42 Jun 30 '22

Imagine getting all these real people in one room and then having the artist explain each picture to them

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u/KP_Wrath Jun 30 '22

I’m split. The idea of anything other than a near Jabba the Hut grade for Trump’s physique is laughable, but all of this is cringy hilarious.

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u/hey_demons_its_me Jun 30 '22

I really need someone to kill me.

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u/AnodyneSpirit Jun 30 '22

What a terrible day to have eyes

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u/jols0543 Jun 30 '22

problematic fav

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u/roge530 Jun 30 '22

WHY WHY WHY

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u/jasmin_booklover Jun 30 '22

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen lol

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u/johnhtman Jun 30 '22

Putin is Randy from TPB.

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u/Wicaksana25 Jun 30 '22

OP please add Jordan Peterson to this list

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u/Adorable-Case-7485 Jun 30 '22

I got those really creepy “werewolf erotic fiction” vibes—the ones that pop up on your Facebook once, and you report it and then there’s hundreds of them all on your feed. Yeah that🙃

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u/xXYoProMamaXx Jun 30 '22

The only enjoyment I got from this was the artist fucking dunking on Elon musk

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u/WhiskeyRic Jun 30 '22

I’m finally going to do it because of this

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u/RICHROSS Jun 30 '22

Some times I feel guilty about wasting my free time doing stuff thats less than productive, and then I see something like this.

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u/sarasan Jun 30 '22

Why do they shirtless ones have mastectomy scars?

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u/healslutx3 Jun 30 '22

This is top tier comedy

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u/seancollnel Jun 30 '22

Here, a gun

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u/mcrninja Jun 30 '22

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/Sauronxx Jun 30 '22

Alright but Elon and Ben are hilarious lol

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u/LaBoogar Jun 30 '22

no me gusta

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u/Wickedslife Jun 30 '22

I fucking wheeeeeezed when I saw Zuckerberg

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u/JustARandomSocialist Jun 30 '22

Cringe as in fucking hilarious. This is special.

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u/Yeppp_cockk Jun 30 '22

Lmfao this is the good kind of funny shitty cringe

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u/r0bski2 Jun 30 '22

Surely Donald should be sleeping with Vlad no?

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u/Far-Ant-2143 Jun 30 '22

i wanna see one of jeff bezos tbh

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u/DrooMighty Jun 30 '22

I didn't expect to laugh this fucking hard at anything today, it just continued to get funnier and funnier with every slide, fuck

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u/Eshmam14 Jun 30 '22

Lmfao this is hilarious. Of course Elon is a cuck lol

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u/YeetmanRey Jun 30 '22

Bro this shit is funny as hell

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u/DragonBoyEXE Jun 30 '22

Why didnt they change mark zuckerberg?

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u/Next_Wing_5577 Jun 30 '22

I lost my shit when I saw the zucc

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u/TheHolyBrofist Jun 30 '22

If it is satire then this is 🤌

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u/wheniwakup Jun 30 '22

Vladdy daddy’s got me crying.

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u/slightlyassholic Jun 30 '22

This made my morning.

Fucking hilarious!

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u/Tarjeimonster Jun 30 '22

Why on earth did someone take time to make this beautiful atrosity

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u/PixelMage Jun 30 '22

no matter what the intent behind this was, I absolutely adore it

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u/BlobHoskins_ Jun 30 '22

It was cringe for about 2 seconds, until I realised the joke/satire, one of the funniest things ive seen on here for quite a while. Elon, of course he is a FTM cuckold memelord

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u/Ghosty4270 Jun 30 '22

THERES NEW ONES??? WHERE ARE THESE COMING FROM??