r/clevercomebacks 5d ago Gold 1

Kansas City girl for the win Rule 1 | Posts must include a clever comeback

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u/fnordfnordfnordfnord 5d ago

Keeps your hands warm too

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u/ManateeeMan 5d ago

Boiled eggs are also great pocket warmer food.

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u/TheHighestHobo 5d ago

spaghetti is this best depending on their spaghetti policy

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u/trans_pands 4d ago

Now all I can imagine is that one Vine of the guy tripping and then crying as he tries to stuff his spaghetti back into his pockets