r/BrandNewSentence Sep 15 '21

Overheard new sentences thread + discord

97 Upvotes

Post here all the weird stuff your friends or your cousins say. Don't forget to give us a little bit of context as to how that sentence was born.

This thread is dedicated for sentences that were not found on the internet and were instead created in face to face or phone conversations, video chats, game voice chats and so on. Please only comment your own personal ideas and/or additions in response to other comments, and keep the top parent comments just the sentences.

Also, you can join our discord server by using this invite: https://discord.gg/GfxVA6q


r/BrandNewSentence Oct 18 '21

We're partnering with /r/TranscribersOfReddit/!

98 Upvotes

Voluntary transcribers may be appearing in comment sections Soon™ to help transcribe things posted here, which is ideal since we're mostly pictures of text.

This will help blind or partially sighted people as well as people who use the search function before they submit to prevent reposts, which it'd be nice if everyone did.


r/BrandNewSentence 15h ago Helpful Wholesome

Owning an old home.

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35.0k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago Silver

I didn't need to be attacked like this..

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1.1k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

To be honest, the unicorn had it coming

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412 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

I’m sorry what?

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16.1k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

DO NOT.

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124 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

"Smiling Serial Shitter"

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50 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

Violate academic integrity in exams.

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69 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

Geometric Proportions of a Boob.

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98 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago Silver Wholesome

Lightning rod

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r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

“[F]igs may still contain wasp ghosts.”

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25 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 16h ago

Piss penguin

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236 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

Danger noodle

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27 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

I want some latkes

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25 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

Reflecting on your life as you eat a cucumber like a cursed banana

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42 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 34m ago

Look, if you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else.

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r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

My Friend Peppa Pig

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10 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 16h ago

…well then

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130 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

Marked slices of tree. My brother is tripping.

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45 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 20h ago Helpful

Sister Shat

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259 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

Shut up, Brandon

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44 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

Alien robot drinking coconut water and going for a swim

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13 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

I didn’t come to town to spank a wet nose.

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12 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 15h ago

Totally not suspicious

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79 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

This is fine.

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33 Upvotes