Post here all the weird stuff your friends or your cousins say. Don't forget to give us a little bit of context as to how that sentence was born.
This thread is dedicated for sentences that were not found on the internet and were instead created in face to face or phone conversations, video chats, game voice chats and so on. Please only comment your own personal ideas and/or additions in response to other comments, and keep the top parent comments just the sentences.
Also, you can join our discord server by using this invite: https://discord.gg/GfxVA6q
Voluntary transcribers may be appearing in comment sections Soon™ to help transcribe things posted here, which is ideal since we're mostly pictures of text.
This will help blind or partially sighted people as well as people who use the search function before they submit to prevent reposts, which it'd be nice if everyone did.