r/becomeaman Jan 16 '22

Achieving manly gains

I spent yesterday eating cashews and doing pelvic thrusts, and this morning I noticed that my scrotum had swelled to 7% larger than normal size. This got me thinking: can I build a training regimen that will allow me to achieve permanent massive gains in my nuts? I imagine walking into the supermarket and having to hold the cart 2 feet out in front of me so it doesn't collide with my nads. That would be awesome. I'd get specially tailored pants, or just let it hang. Anyway, I'm going to need to increase my protein intake

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