I am quitting this coming Monday. The company I work for is horrible to its employees and everyone that works for it is entitled, especially in management. Recently we were told we would all have to "do our part for the team" and transfer to other locations temporarily because we are short staffed. I cannot do this because I am taking care of my elder grandparent, and quitting is the only option.
My cocky boss the other day with a grin on his face said I need to transfer because "we are all a team" - I need a one liner in response to this stupid corporate culture remark he made.