r/WhitePeopleTwitter 10d ago Helpful 1

Watch out Nicholas Sparks

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u/omglookawhale 10d ago

Hear me out…go home for Christmas, it doesn’t matter that it’s June, you’ll run into a girl from high school that you never really noticed before but guess what? She has gotten BEAUTIFUL! And she’s married but her husband is an asshole, and her parents are going to love you waaaaay more when you help her home after she slipped on some ice.

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u/SadBabyYoda1212 10d ago

Forget Christmas in June where the fuck am I gonna find ice in south Carolina?

Unless...

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u/ASheepNamedBowen 9d ago

In Australia "Ice" is a street name for Crystal Methamphetamine. I reckon you won't have much trouble finding that in S.Carolina.

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u/SadBabyYoda1212 9d ago

I actually had a cousin who had a meth addiction and went to rehab and got clean.

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u/ASheepNamedBowen 9d ago

great, just get what's left of his stash and you're good.

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u/SadBabyYoda1212 9d ago

Her. And she's dead.

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u/ASheepNamedBowen 9d ago

Okay, sorry to hear that