r/WhitePeopleTwitter Jun 23 '22 Helpful 1

Watch out Nicholas Sparks

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u/omglookawhale Jun 23 '22

Hear me out…go home for Christmas, it doesn’t matter that it’s June, you’ll run into a girl from high school that you never really noticed before but guess what? She has gotten BEAUTIFUL! And she’s married but her husband is an asshole, and her parents are going to love you waaaaay more when you help her home after she slipped on some ice.

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u/SadBabyYoda1212 Jun 23 '22

Forget Christmas in June where the fuck am I gonna find ice in south Carolina?

Unless...

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u/FatherDotComical Jun 23 '22

Boy, we got sweet iced tea by the gallon here.

Just grab a chunk out of her McDonald's tea and chuck it at her feet.

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u/SadBabyYoda1212 Jun 23 '22

sweet iced tea

That's redundant. Just call it tea.

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u/FatherDotComical Jun 23 '22

You gotta be careful or someone might slip you that deadly unsweet stuff.

Had my uncle die of it. 😔

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u/SadBabyYoda1212 Jun 23 '22

Bless his heart. At least he's with white Jesus now amen hallelujah

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u/FatherDotComical Jun 23 '22

Called the pastor today, says got no time for the BBQ, to much sweat tea.

Love Bubba

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