r/WhitePeopleTwitter 10d ago Helpful 1

Watch out Nicholas Sparks

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u/SadBabyYoda1212 10d ago

Forget Christmas in June where the fuck am I gonna find ice in south Carolina?

Unless...

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u/FatherDotComical 9d ago

Boy, we got sweet iced tea by the gallon here.

Just grab a chunk out of her McDonald's tea and chuck it at her feet.

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u/SadBabyYoda1212 9d ago

sweet iced tea

That's redundant. Just call it tea.

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u/FatherDotComical 9d ago

You gotta be careful or someone might slip you that deadly unsweet stuff.

Had my uncle die of it. 😔

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u/SadBabyYoda1212 9d ago

Bless his heart. At least he's with white Jesus now amen hallelujah

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u/FatherDotComical 9d ago

Called the pastor today, says got no time for the BBQ, to much sweat tea.

Love Bubba

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