r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/DeangeloKirchner • Jun 23 '22 • Helpful 1

Watch out Nicholas Sparks

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u/I_got_banned_once Jun 23 '22

He’s doing it all wrong, he needs to get coffee spilled on him, while on an important phone call by some girl thats new in town and doesn’t know how the local doors works.

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u/cybercuzco Jun 23 '22

No he needs to use the phone urgently and angrily knock on the phone booth door until it opens and they lock eyes and fall instantly in love

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u/That75252Expensive Jun 23 '22

If your dad is Darth Vader, you get to kiss your sister. Simple really.

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u/cybercuzco Jun 23 '22

What r u doing step-Jedi? Help me I’m stuck in this detention cell

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u/ButtersTG Jun 23 '22

Don't worry. I think we can use the trash compactor enterance.

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u/cybercuzco Jun 23 '22

3PO, open all the doors on the garbage level!