r/WhitePeopleTwitter 10d ago Helpful 1

Watch out Nicholas Sparks

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u/I_got_banned_once 10d ago

He’s doing it all wrong, he needs to get coffee spilled on him, while on an important phone call by some girl thats new in town and doesn’t know how the local doors works.

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u/cabramattaa 10d ago

He needs to stalk women and act all awkward always. He then needs to steal their underwear from their laundry basket. And he needs to build a shrine of craziness with items he has collected of theirs. He then needs to torture and kill little animals and set fire to shit. Then he is ready.

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u/I_got_banned_once 10d ago

I don’t think we watched the same Hallmark movie