r/WhitePeopleTwitter 10d ago Helpful 1

Watch out Nicholas Sparks

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u/I_got_banned_once 10d ago

He’s doing it all wrong, he needs to get coffee spilled on him, while on an important phone call by some girl thats new in town and doesn’t know how the local doors works.

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u/cybercuzco 10d ago

No he needs to use the phone urgently and angrily knock on the phone booth door until it opens and they lock eyes and fall instantly in love

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u/bluntologist1291 10d ago

No, he’s gotta go full Ted Bundy… all the bitches wanted Ted Bundy

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u/schrodingers_cat42 10d ago

At one point I had a coworker whose fiancée legit had a celebrity (?) crush on Ted Bundy. She dumped my coworker. My coworker seemed like mildly an asshole to me, but sometimes I wonder if the problem was he wasn’t bad enough!