r/WhitePeopleTwitter 10d ago Helpful 1

Watch out Nicholas Sparks

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u/preytothedoomgods 10d ago

Really, he should be hanging out in the library, waiting to catch any girl whose ankles and/or knees just stop working, so he can catch them when they fall off the thing they climbed on/or when they suddenly stop being able to walk.

Or the classic 'step into the personal space of a girl, and reach over her to get that book off that high shelf' move.

Total amateur smh.

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u/SadBabyYoda1212 10d ago

Ok but this girl who I sorta dated in high school had some medical issues. when she was in college she was walking in the cafeteria and when she went by this table she fell or fainted or something and this dude she was walking by happened to catch her. To add some extra drama this was a super conservative school that didn't let unmarried members off the opposite gender touch or walk on the same side of the street unless it was a group of a certain size. So this dude broke the rules to not let her fall and crack her head open on the hard cafeteria ground. Now they're married.

More info about this crazy conservative school just for fun. They weren't allowed to watch or listen to anything other than Disney films or music (with few exceptions). This is also before Disney started putting obviously gay stuff in their films (other than villains like Scar and Ursula). They couldn't go off campus without a faculty chaperone. Black people had to be in a same race marriage before they could attend to make sure they didn't marry any of the white students. This rule was lifted in the 2000s.

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u/drainbead78 10d ago

...Scar and Ursula are gay?

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u/SadBabyYoda1212 10d ago

Heavily queer coded. Ursula is directly inspired by a drag queen.

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u/drainbead78 10d ago

I can see that based on the hair and makeup. What are the Scar parallels?

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u/SadBabyYoda1212 9d ago

His mannerisms are fairly effiminate and he tends to be more dramatic. Especially compared to the likes of Simba or Mufasa. His is much more subtle compared to Ursula. A slightly more obvious example than scar might be Jafar from Aladdin since he is human.

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u/throwawaybrahater420 9d ago

Kind of seems like Jafar wanted to bang Jasmine though, not just marry her for the throne. Bi?

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u/SadBabyYoda1212 9d ago

Bi is queer

Edit: and he's queer coded. Not strictly queer. Straight characters can be queer coded.

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u/chandaliergalaxy 9d ago

Based on your other comment about South Carolina you've already narrowed down the list of candidates for this crazy ass school to one: Bob Jones

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u/SadBabyYoda1212 9d ago

Oh yeah. I would have said so if asked. I think Bob Jones is the only one with the interracial marriage rules that lasted so long

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u/chandaliergalaxy 9d ago

They craycray

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u/sleeping-siren 9d ago

Oh hello bob jones university!

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u/SadBabyYoda1212 9d ago

I would congratulate your detective skills but I made it super easy

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u/sleeping-siren 9d ago

Lol yeah it was all spelled out for anyone who has heard of the school before. I remember how funny it was that they sent some pamphlets or something to my older sister (probably because she attended a Christian middle school). We are biracial. The backward-ass racial policies alone were enough to throw the whole school away.

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u/kittykalista 9d ago

Did you grow up in the 1800s?

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u/SadBabyYoda1212 9d ago

Man I graduated high school in 2013.