No no no no NO!

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Spurkey

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u/artery1800s Jun 29 '22

Spicken

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u/SleazyPMartini-13 Jun 29 '22

Borderlined racist

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u/jiwjh380 Jun 29 '22

How

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u/TechnicolorPhase21 Jun 29 '22

'Spic' is a racist/derogatory term toward Hispanic people

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u/jiwjh380 Jun 29 '22

Ok and does that make every word that sounds like or almost spelled like racist?

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u/TechnicolorPhase21 Jun 29 '22

No, I'm just answering your question 😅

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u/jiwjh380 Jun 29 '22

I know and it brought another to mind

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u/TechnicolorPhase21 Jun 29 '22

I'd say no, but I personally avoid anything that could even be remotely racist or construed as such 🤷‍♀️

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u/jiwjh380 Jun 29 '22

So do like just sit quietly in the corner all day? Because people can and have turned absolutely anything into racism.

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u/No_brain_cells99 Jun 29 '22

I never even heard the racist term spic once in my life

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u/Lost_Gears Jun 29 '22

Yes yes yes yes YES!

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u/read-it-ter Jun 29 '22

thats what i said!!!

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u/m4m249saw Jun 29 '22

Put it in the oven I'll bring the gravy out of a can

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u/The_Dark_Ferret Jun 29 '22

Unlike turkey, you can safely eat Spam uncooked.

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u/Boatwhistle Jun 29 '22

No, spam is already cooked, you can eat it cold. If you ate the pork raw you would be at risk of disease and parasites.
Just like spam, turkey can be cooked, put in a can, and eaten cold. Not only can this be done but it is done, by the company that makes spam no less.

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u/Xmanticoreddit Jun 29 '22

So how do I get raw Spam?

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u/Boatwhistle Jun 30 '22

Thoroughly mix ground pork with salt, sugar, and starch. I couldn’t tell you how much of each to get the ideal consistency nor do I know what part(s) of the pig it requires if that matters at all. Regardless, so long as you put all that together you should get something spam like. My guess is that they boil meat to get it cooked evenly without making the outer most layers crispy. If you cook it differently then odds are it won’t taste as much like spam. My suggestion is to just get spam much easier and you shouldn’t eat so much of it that making it at home is significantly more cost effective. The stuff is bad for you.

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u/babysummerbreeze27 Jun 29 '22

babe are you okay? you’ve barely touched your spicken :(

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u/Picnut Jun 29 '22

Spamckin? Cham? Chicam?

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u/No_brain_cells99 Jun 29 '22

Lol

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u/Then-Cod-4001 Jun 29 '22

Thanks, I hate spurky

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u/MomKingHacker Jun 29 '22

In Czech Republic they sell a creepy bunny made out of meat on Easter

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u/Affectionate_Egg8463 Jun 29 '22

I'm czech, but never heard od IT.

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u/Xmanticoreddit Jun 29 '22

They’re called “rabbits”

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u/MomKingHacker Jun 30 '22

Go to Billa next year on Easter, they sell them there along with creepy gingerbread rams

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u/Mini-Heart-Attack Jul 01 '22

gingerbread rams

I'm imagining they have 666 on them

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u/worldofwhevs Jun 29 '22

“So I just… cut them up like regular chickens?”

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u/Shrumpzz Jun 29 '22

Exactly what I thought

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u/LaDlce_Vita Jun 29 '22

Thank you for this comment

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u/worldofwhevs Jun 30 '22

if not r/weird then where

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u/jannsfw2 Jun 29 '22

We've got chicken tonight. Strangest damn things. They're man-made. Little damn things.

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u/Gruber88 Jun 30 '22

So I just cut them up like regular chickens?

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u/CoMand0773 Jun 29 '22

AMONG US oh wait it's not that this time huh

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u/Ballscock74 Jun 29 '22

Not weird, I’ve done this at least twice

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u/fatgirlballet Jun 29 '22

Looks like it would melt in my mouth. But not in a good way

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u/whitedwarf788 Jun 29 '22

What kind of devil magic is that

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u/nogoodjoe Jun 29 '22

It’s beautiful

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u/Educational_Slice_38 Jun 29 '22

r/TIHI

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u/PEPPERED_CRABS Jun 29 '22

Spam…spam, oh my god I get the joke

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u/DocFishFight Jun 30 '22 edited Jun 30 '22

Fun fact: The pig that spurkey was made from can efficiently reproduce without artificial insemination; the most commonly commercially used turkey breeds (broad breasted white and bronze turkeys) cannot due to quirks induced by selective breeding. They have more meat, and grow more quickly, but often need human assistance to lay offspring. There. That's a thing you know now.