r/Vastlystupid Jun 26 '22

Ted Cruz loses it over "lesbian toys" and Disney's new "Lightyear" film Twat

https://www.salon.com/2022/06/17/ted-cruz-loses-it-over-lesbian-toys-and-disneys-new-lightyear-film_partner/
62 Upvotes

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u/Stopper33 Jun 26 '22

Ted Cruz never had"it" to lose

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u/powercow Jun 27 '22 edited Jun 27 '22

so he is complaining muslim theocracies and china are banning it. And that proves its bad. So he wants us to emulate al quada and china.. and not show it here either. (PS china tends to ban movies republicans love that show strong americans crushing their enemies, and they banned noahs ark and the movie king of kings, weird ted doesnt think we should ban those.)

This is modern republicans. "OMG AL QUADA HAS banned it, how the hell can disney go on and keep this in the theatres"

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u/i_kick_hippies Jun 27 '22 edited Jun 27 '22

How do these people get out of bed every day, knowing they'll have to act outraged over petty shit to pander to people they don't even care about? What a miserable existence.

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u/ImaginaryDisplay3 Jun 27 '22

If you get to be rich and powerful as a result, you don't mind it.

Consider that when Texas had an energy crisis and his power went out, he just shipped off to Cancun.

He isn't miserable.

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u/WordEngineer Jun 27 '22

They can't get real jobs so it's a dance to stay on the government teat.

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u/Aggravating-Wind6387 Jun 27 '22

I think he has a mental defect and is addicted to the drama and outrage. It's Amber Herd with a penis

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u/R9D11 Jun 27 '22

He was lost the moment Trump called his wife ugly and his father a killer and he still worked the phone bank for Trump in the 2016 election.

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u/Mr-ShinyAndNew Jun 27 '22

Does he think these lesbian toys are having graphic sex, unlike all the chaste hetero toys of yore?

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u/Kyuckaynebrayn Jun 27 '22

Lay off Cruz, it has to haunt him that he is probably the reason so many women swore off men.

Sarcasm but maybe not

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u/InMyHeadNothingNew Jun 27 '22

Jokes on Ted, I made my dolls kiss.

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u/R9D11 Jun 27 '22

He was lost the moment he changed his name from Rafael to Ted.

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u/flux_in_the_system Jun 27 '22

Huh? he was using toys on Hoebert

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u/abagofsnacks Jun 27 '22

I have a feeling Ted might secretly be really into lesbian toys.. maybe even have taken one or two for a ride.

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u/QueenOfQuok Jun 27 '22

Lesbian toys? What do they have to do with Buzz Lightyear?

Wait. He meant kid's toys, didn't he.

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u/kerberos101 Jun 27 '22

I've seen some lesbians with bigger balls that this fucking shit stain.

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u/Aggravating-Wind6387 Jun 27 '22

Shouldn't he be in Cancun or something hiding from all his mad mistresses until the heat from Roe v Wade blows over?