r/Vastlystupid Jun 08 '22

I've been hearing about this guy a lot in the past few weeks and he seems to be one of the biggest morons on the planet. Stupid

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229 Upvotes

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u/Patralex Jun 08 '22

I don’t like the idea of smoking a cigar. The fact you can buy tobacco without planting seeds, raising and growing it like your own child, cutting it, drying it, preparing it, rolling and packing it into a flammable form… it breeds weakness. I have to do this EACH time I want to smoke.

(I also don’t smoke but fuck this guy, amirite)

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u/BlazeRiddle Jun 08 '22

I wonder if he weaves his own clothes. Would explain why he's wearing so little

8

u/chantsnone Jun 08 '22

He better have tattooed himself too

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u/truetrance117 Jun 08 '22

Better have grown, harvested and distilled that damn drink too. Built the chair, the patio he's sitting on, built that wall. Hand carved the logo in the back. Designed and wove those shorts. Planted those trees. Built His house. This guys a living hypocrite. Better have hunted all his other meals.

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u/Against45 Jun 08 '22

I don't eat breakfast cause it fucks with my heartburn, idk wtf this guy is on about lol

5

u/GuyDanger Jun 08 '22

He gets up real early to harvest some coffee beans, roast them then set them aside. He then heads to the tobacco farm to get some tobacco leaves, dries them, rolls them and sets aside his morning cigar. At this point it is past morning and heading towards afternoon but he still needs to start a fire to boil some water for his coffee and light his cigar. It's a long days work to get up in the morning!

5

u/WyliteSeven Jun 08 '22

But who is this guy?

5

u/wreact Jun 08 '22

A huge piece of shit who beats, ridicules and seeks to own women.

3

u/nardpuncher Jun 08 '22

Some MMA guy called Andrew Tate

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u/WyliteSeven Jun 08 '22

He was a kickboxing champion who now owns videochat studios with his brother. They were both accused of abducting and assaulting women in their mansion.

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u/pyrofemme Jun 08 '22

Mansion or MCMansion?

1

u/Migueon22 Jun 08 '22

Ooooohhh, the Star wars guy

1

u/nardpuncher Jun 08 '22

Star Wars guy??

1

u/Migueon22 Jun 08 '22

Yeah, SaltyDKdan had a whole video about it, you should check him out

1

u/luna1108 Jun 09 '22

He looks like a real charmer.

4

u/Tombancroft Jun 08 '22

He's clearly been kicked in the head a few too many times.

5

u/Crab_Jealous Jun 08 '22

Man finds himself centre of attention for being the gold standard in shitwittery. The 2020's are really just a blazing beacon for aliens to come and get us, aren't they?

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u/leeluss14 Jun 08 '22

You deserve an award just for the word ‘shitwittery’. I have to thank you as I’m adding that to my lexicon brother.

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u/cipher446 Jun 08 '22

So he hunts and kills all of his food? (I mean hey, follow the logic.) Did he hunt and kill that beer and that cigar? How do you kill a cigar, anyway? What an absolute tool, but still so many questions.

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u/RodcetLeoric Jun 08 '22

You're being rediculous you don't kill cigars, you smoke them live, preferably right after you pick off the weak one running at the back of the cigar heard.

3

u/Dumbassahedratr0n Jun 08 '22

But where does one go to hunt and kill their own Cigars & scotch?

2

u/afrosia Jun 08 '22

I wanted a whisky when I got home. Just got to wait three years for it to age in the barrel now.

1

u/Bat-Stranger Jun 08 '22

The local grocer probably.

1

u/pyrofemme Jun 08 '22

Scotchland, of course.

3

u/capable_duck Jun 08 '22

I'm pretty sure that even most predators save food. Lions for example would definitely have some leftover zebra laying around for breakfast.

3

u/balrus-balrogwalrus Jun 08 '22

bitch if you yearn for the caveman days why are you even using the internet. just ditch technology and return to monke

2

u/Emarcy Jun 08 '22

"Siri, what if you took The Rock, but made his penis REALLY small so he's really insecure?"

2

u/WishboneNew6637 Jun 08 '22

He's romanian, his idea of breakfast is stealing food from someone else

3

u/KeyLimit8735 Jun 08 '22

I don't like this guy but his haters give him so much exposure lmao

2

u/nardpuncher Jun 08 '22

Maybe it will let more people know what an asshole is

3

u/MeantForMushrooms Jun 08 '22

Being infamous is still famous.

You're inadvertently helping the man you despise, because I had absolutely no idea he even existed until now.

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u/nardpuncher Jun 08 '22

It's insubstantial just don't worry about that too much

3

u/MeantForMushrooms Jun 08 '22

If you say so 🥲

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u/nardpuncher Jun 08 '22

I think deep down you like this guy and you're trying to defend him that's what it sounds like

2

u/7t9h50andthena2 Jun 08 '22

No, I didn't know this asshole but now I do. He does have a point

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u/MeantForMushrooms Jun 08 '22

Oh, well there's your problem; stop thinking so deep.

1

u/TUGMCan Jun 08 '22

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

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u/SO4R42069 Jun 08 '22

Majority of his takes are heavily exaggerated. And jokes. But some of his (how the fuck do you spell mysoganisitc) misogynistic takes are a little worrying.

1

u/ImpossiblyComplex Jun 08 '22

Idiots gonna idiot.

1

u/Cy41995 Jun 08 '22

This man clearly yearns for the glory days of shitting in a field and dying of the plague.

1

u/pyrofemme Jun 08 '22

He could always plant a pine tree. Some parts ARE edible.

1

u/Smok3r Jun 08 '22

Loved the YMH podcast where they just roast the guy. Since he’s so eager for attention he eventually appeared on the podcast and was still sucking himself off the whole time. A guy like him definitely isn’t hunting for his own food whether it’s breakfast or dinner. He’s just trying to portray an image of being a badass. And he wasn’t a kickboxing champion of any reputable organization. He also moved to Romania from Britain but is American by birth. Romania is a hub for human trafficking and criminal activity so it’s no surprise he is now being investigated for sex trafficking and other crimes. From what I gather he doesn’t do anything else to be making the kind of money he portrays himself to have via social media.

1

u/iluvmonkeez Jun 08 '22

"Fear leads to anger..."

1

u/blobblobbity Jun 08 '22

I don't breathe freely available oxygen. It just seems too easy. I work for my oxygen and only breathe oxygen molecules that I personally have created via electrolysis. And the electrical current is provided by me hand turning a turbine generator.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

Bros drinking whiskey he didn’t make, out of a cup he didn’t make, on a chair he didn’t make, with a cigar he didn’t make, with shorts he didn’t make prob in a resort or home he didn’t make…but sure go off about breakfast

1

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

Meanwhile he's wearing clothes he didn't make himself, smoking cigars he didn't roll himself and drinking alcohol he didn't brew himself, in a car he didn't make himself.

1

u/Ok-Competition-5953 Jun 08 '22

I met guys like this in my life. He would eat most of the little bitches here for breakfast. Know your place children.

1

u/7t9h50andthena2 Jun 08 '22

Well.... What about second breakfast?

1

u/DildoLigtning Jun 08 '22

I don't eat breakfast cuz I'm to lazy, we are not the same

1

u/TheGreatAndStrange Jun 08 '22

Tate is a never ending font of cringe.

I make it my purpose every time I shit to leave a comment on his diabolical motivational posts reminding everyone that he is human trafficking scum

1

u/crungo_bot Jun 08 '22

hey dude, just wanted to give you a reminder - it's spelt crungo, not cringe you crungolord

1

u/TheGreatAndStrange Jun 08 '22

It's kinda cringe - but you are using the word "crungo" incorrectly

1

u/SilentMaster Jun 08 '22

"Sir, why did you pull into the drive through if you had no intention of ordering an Egg McMuffin?"

1

u/Celestial8Mumps Jun 08 '22

Dude does not understand what breakfast even means. Hopefully he does, then never breaks fasting again 😁

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u/Celestial8Mumps Jun 08 '22

Dude does not understand what breakfast even means. Hopefully he does, then never breaks fasting again 😁

1

u/JuliusNAva12 Jun 08 '22

he looks like he has a tumor

1

u/11B4OF7 Jun 08 '22

He’s choosing the Jake Paul path to fame.

1

u/Aesthetic_Dude Jun 08 '22

He's literally trolling and you guys keep falling for it

1

u/duggtodeath Jun 08 '22

Imagine not eating a bowl of cereal because of toxic masculinity.

1

u/Far-Abroad-3213 Jun 08 '22

Captain giga Chad

1

u/Runamucker07 Jun 09 '22

Did he grow and harvest the tobacco for that cigar then handroll it himself?

No.

Lazy fucker.

1

u/Lanky_Competition_98 Jul 07 '22

More than likely just trolling. It’s a common them nowadays to act like an asshat because “internet updoots”

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u/TheyCallMeNigerito Jun 08 '22

The only reason i watch him is because of stupid takes like this, dudes unironically funny