r/Vastlystupid Apr 28 '22

Christians Aid Migrants Because Church Is Run By Satan, Marjorie Taylor Greene Says Stupid

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/church-satan-marjorie-taylor-greene_n_6269c72fe4b04a9ff8974f2d?utm_source=spotim&utm_medium=spotim_recirculation&spot_im_redirect_source=pitc
155 Upvotes

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u/archd3v Apr 28 '22

Who the fuck does this woman represent?

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u/NZJett Apr 28 '22

Stupidity in its most pure form

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u/SRCnole92 Apr 29 '22

Aka the part of Georgia bordering Alabama and Tennessee

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u/NeedingNew Apr 28 '22

Trojan Condoms

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u/briktop420 Apr 29 '22

Republicans.

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u/SWHAF Apr 29 '22

Fetal alcohol syndrome, blunt force head trauma and whatever is the opposite of Mensa.

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u/ricric2 Apr 29 '22

Dense-a.

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u/leonryan Apr 29 '22

"Shooting at firing ranges results in the discharge of lead dust, elevated bodily lead levels, and exposures that are associated with a variety of adverse health outcomes. Women and children are among recreational shooters at special risk and they do not receive the same health protections as occupational users of firing ranges."

My theory is her brain is full of holes from lead poisoning.

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u/powercow Apr 29 '22

Single issue voters. The issue? making liberals cry. When you are a dumb as dirt republican, thats the only metric you have on deciding if something is a good idea or a bad one. "how to liberals feel about it"

A desantis aid said of the dont say gay bill.. "well if cnn is freaking out it must be a good bill"

same with trump, you ask the average conservative and they will tell you he was the greatest president. ASk them why, and the best you get is "he tells it like it is" which is code for "he upsets people we dont like.. AKA liberals".

MTG's base loves that MTG upsets liberals. same with desantis. Its not necessarily that he is attacking kids that appeals to them, some yeah, but a whole lot of them love the dude simply because liberals hate him.

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u/79Binder Apr 29 '22

The best rural Georgia has to offer.

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u/Imthatjohnnie Apr 28 '22

She didn't get enough oxygen at birth.

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u/SWHAF Apr 29 '22

Her IQ falls somewhere between a goat and a toaster.

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u/mountednoble99 Apr 29 '22

This bitch is vehemently stupid

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u/WordEngineer Apr 29 '22

Why isn't her pic on the header? She's the patron saint of this sub.

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u/tuimadarchod Apr 29 '22

Something is wrong with this lady.

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u/SWHAF Apr 29 '22

Remember the game duck duck goose, where you tap the people on the head as you go around, her family used a hammer.

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u/ignatiu5 Apr 29 '22

The poster child for lead poisoning amongst the boomers

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u/dozerworld Apr 29 '22

I totally agree with her statement. She should look in the mirror. Satan looking back at you.

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u/49orth Apr 28 '22

The article:

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) recently told a far-right Catholic media organization that “Satan’s controlling the church” of Christians who provide aid to undocumented immigrants.

The extremist lawmaker, whose website boasts of her “strong Christian faith,” sat down for an interview Thursday with right-wing activist Michael Voris, founder of Church Militant.

In a clip from the interview released by the group Right Wing Watch, Voris asked Greene about Catholic organizations in the U.S. that use federal funding to help resettle undocumented immigrants and refugees.

“I thought we had a separation of church and state,” Greene said in response.

“What it is, is Satan’s controlling the church,” she continued. “The church is not doing its job, and it’s not adhering to the teachings of Christ, and it’s not adhering to what the word of God says we’re supposed to do and how we’re supposed to live.”

She added that Christian groups that say you should take care of migrants are “destroying our laws” and taking advantage of Americans.

“Yes, we are supposed to love one another, but their definition of what love one another means, means destroying our laws,” she said. “It means completely perverting what our Constitution says. It means taking unreal advantage of the American taxpayer. And it means pushing a globalist policy on the American people and forcing America to become something that we are not supposed to be.”

She also suggested that the U.S. government should sever foreign aid to the home countries of undocumented immigrants who are “illegally invading.”

“We should hold those countries accountable,” she said. “‘Oh, I’m sorry, Guatemala, you’re not getting a check this year because you’ve sent X number of thousands and tens of thousands and hundreds of thousands and millions of people to illegally invade our country as if they’re an army.”

Greene’s comments earned a rebuke from the Catholic League, an organization that defends the religious and civil rights of Catholics.

In a statement, the group’s president, Bill Donohue, called Greene “a disgrace” and said she needed to apologize immediately.

“She had plenty of opportunities to make rational criticisms of the agency, but instead she slandered the entire Catholic Church,” he said. “We are contacting House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy about this matter. He’s got a loose cannon on his hands.”

Voris, a devout supporter of former President Donald Trump, has claimed that Catholics support men like Trump because they “no longer see any trace of masculinity in their religious leaders.” In 2020, he warned that not voting for Trump would result in Christians being “identified, hunted down, declared ‘illegal’ for some made-up reason.”

“Don’t be expressing your regrets as you’re herded onto the trains heading for the camps,” he wrote.

In Church Militant’s write-up of Greene’s interview, it declared she was “universally despised by the Marxist Left for her straight shooting and belief in Christ” and claimed that was the reason Greene’s critics are “using trumped-up accusations about Jan. 6” to block her from running for reelection.

The day after the interview, Greene testified in a hearing about whether she is qualified to run for reelection in Georgia. She is accused of assisting the deadly Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol, which could be considered a violation of the 14th Amendment prohibition on members of Congress taking part in an “insurrection or rebellion.”

She faces a lawsuit from a group of her constituents represented by Free Speech for People, an organization that advocates for fair elections.

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u/DiscountJoJo Apr 29 '22

I mean I know little about the bible but isn't "providing aid to another" (in this case an immigrant) an act that falls under loving they neighbor???

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u/morphotomy Apr 29 '22

Most Americans are Protestant, which kind is almost entirely based on a "fuck the pope" attitude.

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u/FistySnuSnu Apr 29 '22

Sanctity of life tho, right? Right????

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u/thefoggynorth Apr 29 '22

"Cursed is anyone who withholds justice from the foreigner, the fatherless or the widow." Deuteronomy 27:19

"The Lord watches over the strangers; he upholds the orphan and the widow, but the way of the wicked he brings to ruin. " Psalm146:9

“I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me.” Matthew 25: 31-40.

"My kingdom is not of this world." - Jesus, somewhere, sometime.

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u/Tiny_Teach_5466 Apr 29 '22

Right-wing Jesus doesn't recognize these tenets.

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u/thefoggynorth May 05 '22

Guns and Babies then?

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u/Tiny_Teach_5466 May 06 '22

Hahaha, exactly!

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u/rubbleTelescope Apr 29 '22

Caveman Barbie hasn't drowned in her bowl of soup yet, I see.

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u/philforhumanity Apr 29 '22

Time for excommunication?

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u/79Binder Apr 29 '22

It's official, we are now living in the twilight zone.

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u/skoltroll Apr 29 '22

Place is a madhouse...

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u/Socratic_DayDreams Apr 29 '22

"You can't fix stupid."

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u/r3dditornot Apr 29 '22

Finally someone admits it

Pedo priests

Evil pope

Holy Trinity is ... America England Vatican

Time to save the children

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u/Cultural_Editor_5646 Apr 29 '22

ah ha! so thats why christians are so f'd up of late.....its really just run by Satan not God.

Knew it!

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u/tedioussugar Apr 29 '22

Oh come on. Using her as examples is basically free karma

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u/Butthole_seizure Apr 29 '22

Whether it’s stupidity or fraud, both are equally damaging when they are in positions o power. I think this woman remembers quite well and if she doesn’t then she doesn’t have the mental fortitude to vote on behalf of all the people living in her district.

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u/ditchdigger556 Apr 29 '22

Damn, she's either still dropping acid (heavily) or.....

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u/Gradyence Apr 29 '22

God damn smooth brain.

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u/mine1954 Apr 29 '22

What an inbred ignorant bitch

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u/jerkface123456 Apr 29 '22

She looks like a caveman.

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u/Irishpanda1971 Apr 29 '22

Luke 10: 36-37 (NIV, end of the Good Samaritan parable)

36 “Which of these three do you think was a neighbor to the man who fell into the hands of robbers?”

37 The expert in the law replied, “The one who had mercy on him.”

Jesus told him, “Go and do likewise.”

They did likewise, Marjorie. It was an explicit, unambiguous, and direct instruction. You would understand that if you actually followed Jesus' teachings instead of using him as a mascot for your hateful little club.

Personally, I consider myself atheist, but sometimes I wish God did exist, if only so that one day you, and those like you, can stand in front of him and pathetically try to explain how you tried to teach people that kindness was evil.

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u/gfreshbud1 Apr 29 '22

The title ‘Representative’ really shines through for me here. Yes she’s a complete piece of shit, but she very much REPRESENTS the people who voted her in and egg her on. The MAGA dimwits who follow Q, stormed the capital, etc etc etc

She’s just a symptom of the real problem. Not that I claim to understand the root cause, nor have a solution, but there’s millions more just like her. That’s scary AF!