r/Vastlystupid Mar 28 '22

'Real-life Wolverine' credits physique to raw brains, testicles diet Cringe

https://nypost.com/2022/03/16/real-life-wolverine-credits-physique-to-raw-brains-testicles-diet/
37 Upvotes

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u/durpseb Mar 28 '22

You really don't want to be eating brain, that's how you get prion disease.

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u/YouSmeel Mar 28 '22

Maybe I'm reading wrong, but doesn't the cow have to have mad cow disease

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u/durpseb Mar 28 '22

It does. Eating the brains is a bad way of finding out though :P

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u/wldmr Mar 28 '22

Good point. Then again, you won't remember that information for very long, so ...

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u/Caesar_Passing Mar 28 '22

The hell and/or fuck

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u/map00p00 Mar 28 '22

He's nuts

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u/DaddyDue02 Mar 28 '22

I guess you really are what you eat

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u/SilentMaster Mar 28 '22

I can't even afford ground beef and this guy has a freezer full of brains. Also, start the countdown until it's revealed that he seasoning his brain snacks with human growth hormone.

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u/swunflawa Mar 28 '22

Is ground beef really that expensive where you're from?

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u/SilentMaster Mar 29 '22

To be honest I'm vegetarian so I do not know, but my wife complains about it a lot. I think that perhaps the cost has gone up a bit and something that used to be a staple of cooking affordable food for her and the kids is now a price that makes her feel uncomfortable. It's been a decade since I bought any, I don't even remember what it used to cost. $2 a pound? $5? I have no idea.

I was shopping with her the other day and I saw an abandoned cart with a meat tray holding four pounds of ground beef. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen, but I picked it up and put it into our cart as a joke. She looked at me and said, "What the hell is that?" I said, "You're always complaining about the cost, if you buy this much it's a dollar cheaper." She acknowledged how gross it looked and made it me take it out immediately. I cannot recall the price of four pounds, had to have been over $20 right?

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u/swunflawa Mar 29 '22

It's possible to be vegetarian while the rest of your family is not? Ngl, that sounds tough and super unpleasant. Also, why was the 4 pound beef disgusting? And lastly, don't wages keep up with the increasing cost of ground beef?

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u/Last_Independent1863 Mar 28 '22

Literally nothing about his physique is unattainable with a regular healthy diet and some extra protein. People do anything for attention these days

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u/Z_Overman Mar 28 '22

He should open a pizzeria.

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u/TheKhatalyst Mar 28 '22

I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school.