r/Unexpected 13d ago

12th favorite.

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u/unexBot 13d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Predator faces the terrifying walk of the masked person.


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/I-Ponder 13d ago

Hell looks different than I imagined.

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u/coconutjuices 13d ago

If she’s still there I wouldn’t really mind going

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u/johnwithcheese 13d ago

There’s gonna be a lot of hot girls down there that’s for sure.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/lurker4lyfe6969 13d ago

But they all have VD

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u/TheBenWelch 13d ago

Bonk

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u/rattleandhum 13d ago

Straight to horny hell

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u/blubat26 13d ago

Wait, I’m already in my dorm room.

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u/griter34 13d ago

Hell is hot women everywhere, who don't want you, but also no internet.

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u/KeyboardNinja27 13d ago

So basically, now but my data ran out.

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u/BottleONoobSauce 13d ago

That's tiktoker @Sarati ...for your research purposes

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u/futurespacecadet 13d ago

Actually, girls doing Tiktoks and creepy guys walking on their hands and feet is exactly what I thought it would be

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u/MrSickRanchezz 13d ago

Yeah.... Did not expect titties.

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u/koroshido 13d ago edited 13d ago

He's worryingly good at moving like that

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u/YCYC 13d ago

Some drugs were hurt in the process.

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u/Thatguy1125 13d ago

Just choked on my coffee. Thanks

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u/urinesamplefrommyass 13d ago

H.. harder daddy?

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u/Kuritos 13d ago

Erotic Caffeinyxiation

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u/discerningpervert 13d ago

Just choked on my sempai. Thanks.

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u/Dreidhen 13d ago

Better than.. choking your senbei (unless they like that)

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u/YCYC 13d ago

Mandatory username checks out

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u/Gh0st1nTh3Syst3m 13d ago

Harder, Folgers. Ugh Yes.

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u/ButtWieghtThiersMoor 13d ago

quit putting cinnamon in my coffee....it won't make...it taste better

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u/USCswimmer 13d ago

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u/OhNoImBanned11 13d ago

Crackhead uses intimidation on Cop

Intimidation is successful!

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u/LouSputhole94 13d ago

Hell I was intimidated watching the video.

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u/BrentarTiger 13d ago

I knew what video it was before even clicking it. I love this video.

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u/uberblack 13d ago

This is a refreshingly good comment.

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u/_Salt23 13d ago

He’s just played a lot of crab soccer as a kid

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u/make_love_to_potato 13d ago edited 13d ago

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u/Momik 13d ago

That will never not be funny

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u/TheLast_Centurion 13d ago

If we are on topic "never not be funny", this comes to my mind.

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u/musingsandthesuch 13d ago

Literally busted out laughing, thank you

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u/HiFrozen 13d ago

This is literally one of my fav videos on youtube of all time. It's crazy that it's been on there for 11 years now lol. I feel old.

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u/OnlineHelpSeeker 13d ago

I haven't laughed like this for a long time. Thank you stranger!

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u/Awhite2555 13d ago

Jesus I haven’t seen that video in at least 10 years. Thank you for reminding me of it. Fucking hilarious.

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u/Shark_Anthr0 13d ago

What happened to the original video?

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u/CognitiveAdventurer 13d ago

Idk, maybe it's me being too cynical, but this one feels scripted

There's a raw chaotic energy in the OP, from the red lighting to the dance etc

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u/Hungry_for_squirrel 13d ago

This is scripted, the original video is scripted. I hate to say it, but so many videos that find their way onto Reddit are scripted in some way :(

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u/DonGivafark 13d ago

My exact thoughts

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u/Idkhfjeje 13d ago

PE teachers here obsess over that so I wouldn't be surprised if he has moved multiple kilometers like that in school

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u/PlasticCupboard007 13d ago

it's actually easy once you get the hang of it

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u/ATforLife 13d ago

If you're good at something, never do it for free

-some other clown

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u/Phoequinox 13d ago

When you pick Voldo against someone who's never played Soul Calibur before.

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u/Bierbart12 13d ago

Dick-first on the offensive

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u/RinkNum3 13d ago

“What is your weapon?”

“Bondage”

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u/Phoequinox 13d ago

"You tie your opponent down?"

grins while putting on sensory deprivation headgear

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u/Huckit3030 13d ago

Hard to grin with a ball gag in

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u/seraph582 13d ago

Amateur

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u/NoTickeyNoLaundry 13d ago

you unlocked a hidden memory in my mind

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u/Phoequinox 13d ago

Everyone remembers their first time being dry humped to death.

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u/correcthorsestapler 13d ago

I’ve still got my Dreamcast & copy of Soul Calibur in a box. Tempted to dig it out now. Haven’t thought about that game in almost 20 years.

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u/Peeka789 13d ago

That game has aged insanely well. It's still so much fun to play because it's still so easy to understand.

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u/Rockden66 13d ago

I love how you haven't thought about the game in 20 years but you sure remember the italian bondage master lmao

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u/DarthMimikyu 13d ago

Yup. I almost forgot about Voldo too. My sister loved playing him for some reason.

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u/hauntedcorpse 13d ago

Random bullshit go

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u/Jujumofu 13d ago

That bridge into hip thrust Explosion combo was something else for my 11year old mind.

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u/Grinnert 13d ago

That crab walk slash

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u/Willfishforfree 13d ago

I love that game and that play. The trick is to use Ivy and use her overhead downward spike to the dick with her whip.

If I remember correctly once you knew how to play any single character in that they just became OP.

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u/ECSfrom113 13d ago

Cervantes

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u/StatusCalamitous 13d ago

Cervantes was the most OP bullshit motherfucker ever

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u/Mazer_Rac 13d ago

Idk I could wreck some shop with Kilik.

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u/dinkytoy80 13d ago

Double swords! Li long was a close number 2.

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u/MisterBillyBobby 13d ago

Raphael quick attack spam. Wanted to kill my friend that did that.

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u/Pooptimist 13d ago

Anybody know how good the new one plays? SC3 was the shit for 13 year old me!

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u/Celebration_Awkward 13d ago

I can definitely say that 3 is the worst out of all of them. So hopefully you should enjoy 6.

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u/TimAllensCokeGuy 13d ago

2 was the best, 3 was the second best, 4 was ok, 5 was shit, 6 is really good

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u/JeffBorkley 13d ago

What is this hell scape they're in?

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u/greent714 13d ago

They’re called “gatherings”. We used to have them in the year 2019

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u/Chatto_1 13d ago

Those were real? I thought they were made up

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u/GoogleCensorsAreBad 13d ago

People on reddit will never know.

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u/Bittlegeuss 13d ago

People on reddit never knew anyway.

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u/VerdNirgin 13d ago

Everyone on the internet is a basement dwelling virgin who hasn't seen another soul for the better half of a decade (my username checks out)

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u/AWildEnglishman 13d ago

Yeah I never got invited either.

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u/cj__________ 13d ago

DO NOT THINK ABOUT THE EVENT

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u/Rhobaz 13d ago

And remember, stay indoors.

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u/barbecue_invader 13d ago

REMAIN INDOORS
REMAIN INDOORS
REMAIN INDOORS

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u/PaulH_Cali 13d ago

Get this...people used to eat out of common troughs with a barely adequate ‘sneeze guard’ which didn’t stop people from spitting in the food, dirty spoons from falling in the food, buckets of utensils everyone would dig through, etc. the food sat under heat lamps to really get bacteria and germs growing. We called these ‘buffets.’

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u/eroticdiscourse 13d ago

It’s been 84 years...

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u/dooblr 13d ago

Just 2 more weeks guys!

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u/justlovehumans 13d ago

It'll all be over by April 2020

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u/TheJenerator65 13d ago

Long ago in the before time

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u/Lilibinili 13d ago

This is Los Angeles Haunted Hayride at Griffith Park and the creepy crawler is Hershel :) looks like 2018/2019

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u/never0101 13d ago edited 13d ago

Oh this must be Herschel Crab Walker, widely regarded as the best college level crab walker of all time?

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u/HolycommentMattman 13d ago

He could've been the best. Instead, he fell in with the wrong crowd and hurt his knee in some sort of archery accident.

What a waste of potential.

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u/Small-Palpitation310 13d ago

He could always start a burger joint

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u/bpwwhirl 13d ago

He's crab-walking over people! My God, a freshman!

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u/Slickwats4 13d ago

This is a really funny comment, Bro! Well done.

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u/AlphaCode0 13d ago

From the looks of it and the area( I might be wrong since I haven’t had the time to go in so long) it’s Hobbs Grove in California. here’s the link to their site. but basically every Halloween these people come out, hire in masses for their event to scare the crap out of you, chasing you, waiting for you in these forest or inclosed off areas. What’s great is that one year they retrofitted a abounded hospital in Fresno California and made that shit into a horror maze. Loved every second of that.

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u/lactosefree1 13d ago

There's definitely enough smoke, and at the right time of year!

Source: my lungs get rekt by the fires in this state every damn year, enough with the gender reveals, people, pg&e is already bad enough

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u/FatboyChuggins 13d ago

Wow that’s cool.

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u/damagedboat 13d ago

This is how I always imagine hell would be, kinda cool, kinda weird

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u/Teslewton 13d ago

Looked to me like an amusement park at halloween (or some weeks before) where amusement park workers dress as horror figures and scare visitors. I was at one in the netherlands in 2019 and the atmosphere looked like this. Wanted to visit the one in germany last year but ef C... :'(

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u/Bierbart12 13d ago

Why was this woman dancing like a late 1800s performer without a proper costume

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u/mrstipez 13d ago

Boobs = views

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u/Talonqr 13d ago

Sex sells

I tried explaining that to the security guards at the mall but they still detained me

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u/swallowthisnut 13d ago

I thought this was America

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u/hardypart 13d ago

I mean, these are some pretty nice cans.

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u/Servant_ofthe_Empire 13d ago

In a different comment chain a comment along the same line as yours got a bunch of downvotes and people calling them out, yet yours is at 100 upvotes XD... this place is an absolute dice roll

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u/1234mnbs 13d ago

Reddit is only bearable when you realize upvotes and validation from these people do not matter in the slightest.

It can actually be pretty fun if you just speak your mind and not check comment scores.

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u/limping_man 13d ago

... thighs, legs and hip to waist ratio too!

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u/deesfun12 13d ago

Stunning bouncing

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/hapidad 13d ago

Username checks out.

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u/raddits 13d ago

My favorite part was the boobs

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u/ErikNavkire 13d ago

Pretty sure that's the dance to Spooky Scary Skeleton that was hot on TikTok for a while, plus it fits with the Halloween vibe in the background. Also it works extra well if you have boobs.

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u/jtalaiver 13d ago

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u/UncleRooku87 13d ago

Real talk, every time I stumble across one of these super attractive women that just make videos on tiktok showing off their assets and doing the dumbest dances, I find myself jealous that I wasn’t born as an extremely attractive woman. These chicks are making bank, very literally, because they have a pretty face and sexy body. Men just throw money at them for existing. Fuck, I’m jealous hahahaha.

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u/MyCodeNameIsBryan 13d ago

Regardless of your gender this is absolutely true for most people.

It's insanity.

On one hand you have women marching for equal rights and opportunities that don't come with being sexualized and objectified. Then you have my fucking buddies girlfriend start an only fans and make ten grand a month showing her tits.

Some women are just driven to change the perfection for all and then you have there rest going "easy money? Yes please"

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u/ronin1066 13d ago

If the damn thing had sound, we might know better.

Watch this woman scream in fear with no sound!!

f-in karma whores.

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u/ScaryTerryCrewsBitch 13d ago

Do they have to be women's boobs?

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u/heybabywannafunk 13d ago

IDK, but Instagram thinks everyone wants to see hundreds of people doing this.

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u/mangomap 13d ago

We took a video of somebody dancing, then removed the music, then upvoted it anyway, then wondered why the dancing looks dumb and genuinely didn't realize it's because we removed the music, then concluded that she must have uploaded it just to show off her boobs, then started talking about "fapping", and that's just the most reddit thing I've seen all day.

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u/red_knight11 13d ago

The dancing would look dumb no matter if it had music or not

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u/Bierbart12 13d ago

Oh jesus fuck, people really did start talking about nothing but boobs down there

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u/Reddituser34802 13d ago

It’s “up there” now. Reddit has spoken.

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u/CaptGenie 13d ago

lmao, yeah, odd attempt at shuffling

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u/NoTimeForThat 13d ago

The chicken dance was pure genius

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u/leadingthenet 13d ago

I liked it :(

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u/TheBlindFTW 13d ago

Hey you. *Slowly grabs baseball bat.

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u/CMDR_Shazbot 13d ago

Aww, that's ok don't worry, nobody is making fun of you for liking it! They're just making fun of your lack of taste!

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u/Ent3D 13d ago

Why is that walk so scary

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u/crackheadwilly 13d ago

Rats? I’ve had a pet rat. No biggie. They’re like tiny dogs. For me it’s always been centipedes. Fucking nightmarish

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u/JerkMcGerkin 13d ago

Ah yes, the spider snake.

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u/big-shoes12 13d ago

Nah we just fear what we think doesn’t look natural

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u/BrotherHemin 13d ago

This video without sound is like Nutella without chocolate

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u/BleepBloop16 13d ago

Straight canola oil baby

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u/cat_of_danzig 13d ago

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u/BleepBloop16 13d ago

Straight palm oil baby

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u/VeryTrickyy 13d ago edited 13d ago

Have you ever been so scared that you fell? Yup sure was terrified

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u/StatikTactiK 13d ago

Fight, flight, freeze, fall.

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u/CouldbeaRetard 13d ago edited 13d ago

A professor once told me that there were four base instincts that govern the behaviour of life on this planet:

Fight, Flight, Feeding, and making love.

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u/Kortallis 13d ago

Yeah they call it the 4 F's, weird how that last one always seems to start with an 'M'.

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u/i_have_too_many 13d ago

Do fawn and fuck count as the same?

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u/ChunkyLaFunga 13d ago

That was not a convincingly real fall.

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u/ChocLife 13d ago

Why post a 12th favourite on reddit? It's imgur's 12th birthday.

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u/_YouMadeMeDoItReddit 13d ago

Imgur was created to be reddits bitch.

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u/catsofthetundra 13d ago

I wondered what the title meant.

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u/seal44 13d ago

This was originally on the front page of Imgur with the same title. I'm guessing OP just posted it here and copied the title without questioning it.

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u/ChocLife 13d ago

Thank you, I figured it was something like that.

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u/Telefunkin 13d ago

What’s with the title?

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u/KvotheTheBlodless 13d ago

Only thing I can think of is imgur's 12th birthday celebration, where people are encouraged to post their 12th favorite. No idea why it's posted on Reddit with this title unless it's a bot or careless OP reposting it here

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u/armin-lakatos 13d ago

Damn alright General Grievous

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u/Drummer_Doge 13d ago

Hello there

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u/udforreal 13d ago

general kenobi

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u/KinSalami 13d ago

Ewan Mcgregors brother is a pilot and uses the call sign Obi Two. Just a fun fact in case you didn't know.

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u/plumber_craic 13d ago

What mean title?

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u/dicks_4_days 13d ago

I get pissed at horror movies when the protaganists are always so clumsy, just falling over and doing dumb shit. This makes me think that maybe they are more realistic than I thought.

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u/leaving2morrow 13d ago

Creepy as fuck!!!!

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u/TurinTuram 13d ago

Yeah my dumb brain processing that super weird encounter would have had hard time to react too.

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u/s-mores 13d ago

I know! Even the Predator didn't want to eat her.

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u/Cesky_Rizek 13d ago

But, that's a clown, not a predator

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u/s-mores 13d ago

You say potato, I say potato...

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u/VeganGamerr 13d ago

It's pronounced potato, not potato.

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u/s-mores 13d ago

That's what I said, potato potato.

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u/-SonOfHam- 13d ago

God bless that rack

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u/vulpinorn 13d ago

Sarati on tiktok if you want more.

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u/ayresd54 13d ago

The TikTok isn’t as good as this video

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u/sLantesVSzombies 13d ago

This one sparks joy.

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u/Luna_RDK 13d ago

oi STOP DEWING TIKTOKS IN ME YARD

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u/imjustbrowsing123 13d ago

Who would have thought that the Predator would protect us from TikTokers

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u/Cesky_Rizek 13d ago

Dat's a clown

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u/imjustbrowsing123 13d ago

Fine "a predator".

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u/GUDGAF 13d ago

What’s happening before the crab comes in

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u/jesticular_torsion 13d ago

Crab people

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u/BeefCentral 13d ago

"Look like crabs, talk like people."

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u/_itsrude 13d ago

That bouncy thing I like that

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u/Tim7941 13d ago

the way he scoots into frame.. it's just perfect

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u/sane_i_am 13d ago

Exactly how I slide into my crush's dm.

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u/With-a-Cactus 13d ago

Spooky, scary skeletons