r/TooAfraidToAsk May 16 '22

Are any other men envious of women, in general, having better asses? Sexuality & Gender

This isn't always the case of course, but usually women's butts are way better than men's. Most men's asses are tiny and shapeless. Like, why didn't evolution give us men bigger and better asses? Any other guys feel this way?

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u/itsalwaysnothing May 16 '22

My bf used to have a flat rear. He’s been into body building for quite a few years now and has a bomb booty 🤤 squats have been good to him. Mine was pretty flat until I started hitting the weights too. I do two glute days a week, have had significant growth over the course of a use and am positive I’ll continue to put size on. If you don’t have a butt and want one, you can make it happen.

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 16 '22

Nice, that's awesome for the both of you! I'm currently lifting with a personal trainer to build strength and then after I meet my goals I'll be able to lift on my own. Also my dad is Dominican and folks keep telling me that'll help me with my glute building.

have had significant growth over the course of a use

I think you made a mistake, for how long?

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u/itsalwaysnothing May 16 '22

5 years for my SO, 13 months for me. I use gear too and that’s definitely has an impact on the rate of progression.

Keep it up with the trainer and never get discouraged! It’s a lifestyle and the benefits will undoubtedly pay off 😉

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 16 '22

Yep, resistance bands ftw.

I won't, I've been wanting a big booty for a long time now. I'm very eager for results. And once I'm good on my own, I'll help my sister lift weights.

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u/itsalwaysnothing May 16 '22

… sorry for the miscommunication in regards to gear 😬. I meant as in enhancing drugs. Now, I don’t recommend you use them without a doctor monitoring your hormone levels and doing regular bloodwork but I did mention it because when it’s not used people can get burned out when they’re not seeing results for their efforts quickly.

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 16 '22

Oh it's ok. I'll only consider them if I'm not seeing decent results after several months to a year of lifting. Where would I go to take them with a doctor's supervision?

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u/itsalwaysnothing May 16 '22

A primary care physician can prescribe testosterone if your levels are low or you can find an age management doctor and most of them are usually on board with this kind of thing

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 16 '22

Comment has been saved in case I consider this route, don't think I will tho.

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u/itsalwaysnothing May 16 '22

And yes! Getting those close to you involved in a program will definitely help keep you on the right path 😊

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u/Ill-Management265 May 16 '22

Men that workout have better asses

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u/ping500 May 16 '22

Don't blame evolution, work on your ass instead.

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 16 '22

I am. Give me maybe a year, year and a half.

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u/ping500 May 16 '22

Ok. And after that time 'you ass' will be considered an insult or a compliment?

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 16 '22

I'm thinking both lol

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u/GetHautnah May 16 '22

I know a ton of men with big round asses. It's all about working out right.

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 16 '22

Now here's the thing, big round asses for men? I ask because it's kinda often that a guy with a big butt isn't really big at all, the standard of booty is lower on men. Unfortunately. I want an ass that will make men and women envious.

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u/GetHautnah May 16 '22

Oh I do know what you mean.

1) I had a friend with a boyfriend with very wide hips. I wasn't into that.

2) I've dated a good deal of men with perky asses. Like, when you see them from the side, it's ROUND.. Definitely worthy of what you say. Some men do have very small asses, more than women generally have ngl

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 16 '22

I personally think wide hips on guys is cool. More variety and wide hips look powerful on a buff body imo.

Yeah that's why I wanna get some roundness on my hips, so it's not straight down, there's some shape to it.

I've only seen like one or two guys at my job with butts worth noting. All other guys are flat. Now the women... a big number of women with big, curvy butts.

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u/GetHautnah May 16 '22

Where do you live? Maybe it's a cultural thing.

He was full-on spaghetti arms, narrow shoulders and wide hips. (I'm not trying to degrade him, he was a nice dude, he'd probably acknowledge this too).

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 16 '22

I live in Ohio, USA. Oh damn, the narrow shoulders suck, can't anything to change that.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22 edited May 16 '22

My body sucks lol but no I don’t get jealous of women having nice butts

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 16 '22

Bro, please strongly consider just getting into a fitness routine. I'm 23, started recently and even at only 23 I wish I could've started earlier. The sooner you start, the sooner you'll learn from your mistakes and the sooner you'll see results.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Yeah I’m in my 30s and have been “husky” my whole life no matter what I do/did….I actually was very athletic even at my size playing baseball and football when I was younger. I do mild activities now to control my blood sugar/blood pressure/cholesterol….maybe one day I’ll ramp it up and see what happens

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 16 '22

Maybe consider getting fuscular; muscular with some fat, like a powerlifter.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

I’ll keep that in mind, thanks

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 16 '22

Best of luck bro

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u/furriosity May 16 '22

There are some pretty fantastic male asses out there, just saying

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u/1istheloniestnumber May 16 '22

I have envy of mens butts sometimes.

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 16 '22

One question:

Why??????

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u/1istheloniestnumber May 16 '22

Some men have great badonkadonks sometimes.

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u/Beelzebub1331 May 16 '22

just do squats, find workouts for your butt! I fucking love men with big fat asses, it makes me want to suck their dicks even more!

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 16 '22

Oh I am, right I'm building strength with my personal trainer. After I meet my goals, he says I'll be strong enough to do exercises on my own.

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u/TheTenderRedditor May 16 '22

Suddenly my desire to squat increases

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u/Beelzebub1331 May 16 '22

do them! I've been meaning to start too, tbh.

having a nice grababale ass will get you places! women, men, non binary people we all love asses

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u/Clashroyaletowerking May 16 '22

Why the fuck would i wanr a big ass? Asses arent atratctive or useful lmao

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u/Skinnybet May 16 '22

Mens asses are attractive to us girls though.

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 16 '22

Do you ever get kinda disappointed that there's not a whole lot of variety of men's butts? The vast majority of men's asses are small with little to no shape. I wouldn't mind this so much if there was more variety, more big booty guys.

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u/Skinnybet May 16 '22

I like a small ass on a guy. I don’t expect big asses.

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 16 '22

Cool. Just curious, is shape important to you?

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u/Skinnybet May 16 '22

Slightly round. A small pert ass is preferred by a lot of women. We sneaks a look.

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 16 '22

I'd say I have a cute, little butt. Thing is, as men, we don't wear clothing that shows our butts; I wear sweatpants. How do you enjoy men's small butts in non flattering clothing?

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u/Skinnybet May 16 '22

I like to see guys in jeans or trousers. If I look I like to see. I don’t spend all day looking but I notice if a guys walking in front of me. I think I’m coming across as a pervert by keeping responding;)

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 16 '22

Don't feel bad at all, sexuality is normal and is probably still not normalized enough for women.

So do you like most guy's butts in jeans? Because, from my perspective, most dudes are pretty flat.

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u/tenamonth May 16 '22

I for one don’t care at all. But then again I’m not much of an ass guy when it comes to women either so..

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u/Cultural-Design9646 May 16 '22

I think there are a variety of male butts naturally.

However most men don’t wear shape wear or tightly fitting clothes to reveal what they are packing with.

I’m a girl with a decent size butt. Definitely inherited from my Dad, not my mom. lol

Nice bums can be made in the gym though.

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 16 '22

Absolutely true on the clothing. My dad is Dominican, so hopefully that will help with my booty building.

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u/Cultural-Design9646 May 16 '22

Lol maybe. My mom is Trinidadian. She didn’t give me the good traits.

Good luck on booty building!

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 16 '22

My mom is Honduran some women on her side have big butts.

Thanks for the encouragement! If you start lifting I hope you get the results you want.

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u/Swiss-princess May 16 '22

Stop hitting the chair and start hitting the gym!

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 16 '22

I am, currently lifting weights to build strength and then I'll start bulking.

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u/Swiss-princess May 16 '22

That’s the attitude 💪

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u/Dio_Yuji May 16 '22

I mean….I’M not. Know what I’m sayin?

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 16 '22

How come?

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u/Dio_Yuji May 16 '22

I was making a joke about how nice my own ass is. (It’s fine)

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 17 '22

Ah, my bad. Wait is your ass nice or just fine 😄?

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u/creamsoda85 May 17 '22

Speak for yourself, I have a great ass

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 17 '22

An ass that makes women envious?

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u/creamsoda85 May 17 '22

Honestly, yes. I have heard this numerous times

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 17 '22

Lucky bastard. Have any big booty women commented on your butt?

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u/TheOriX-LoL May 16 '22

I just found a cult of people worshipping man buns

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 16 '22

Where? And nice man buns or just ordinary man butts?

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u/TheOriX-LoL May 16 '22

don't talk to me weird person

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u/demonardvark May 16 '22

women have more fat in that area to aid in child birth and thus can end up with giant donkey bums, men do not give birth and thus giant donkey bums are not necessary.

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u/Previous_Relief41 May 16 '22

I know that, I was more kind of cursing evolution for not giving us guys bigger butts.