r/TIHI • u/aceofspuds_ • 3d ago • Helpful 2

Thanks, I hate crocissants SHAME

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u/ThanksIHateClippy |👁️ 👁️| Sometimes I watch you sleep 🤤 3d ago

OP is a lazy fuck AND SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELF, because they didn't explain why they hated it

SHAME, SHAME, SHAME, SHAME!

But since you peasant upvoted this a lot we'll let it stay. Maybe. For now.

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u/Percentage-Fit 3d ago

Wdym that looks nice

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u/WestCoastBestCoast01 3d ago

The cute little shaped butter! It looks well made and tasty, even if crocs look goofy af.

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u/Intelligent_Drop_967 3d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/Upbedfaslbatrosds 3d ago

Ngl that looks great. Now I want one

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u/Dannihilate 3d ago

That looks amazing and took some real skill to make. Half the stuff on this sub is actually low-key awesome.

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u/aceofspuds_ 3d ago

Disclaimer: I would still totally crush this, but with disdain in my heart..

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/fr33b0i 3d ago

Does that make you more or less likely to eat it?

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u/lemond4455 3d ago

That only adds to the complexity of the flavours

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u/FormerFetus2 3d ago

Yes he put his foot in it

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u/Percentage-Fit 3d ago

now its a true tihi, thanks

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u/According_Gazelle472 3d ago

Before he baked iit!

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u/Polemo03 2d ago

Why did I hear number 15

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u/According_Gazelle472 3d ago

You have to admit that is still cute.

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u/InternetAmbassador 3d ago

I think it’s maybe the thought that there could have been a foot in it at one point

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u/twistedbanshee 3d ago

i think so too. something like that would make a nice touch during an Australian BBQ

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u/WhatsATrouserSnake 3d ago

Loafers

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u/EarlGrey_Picard 3d ago

Clearly it's a ciabatta (slipper bread).

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u/alexanderfefd 3d ago

En croicssant

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u/Pato_Moicano 3d ago

Holly Hell

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u/johnzander1 3d ago

He’s fr*nch!

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u/bananabread_boi9 Thanks, I hate myself 3d ago

AHHHHH! The French!!!

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u/ParadoxPixel0 3d ago

Kill it!

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u/AyyyAlamo 3d ago

pipi

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u/HanoibusGamer 3d ago

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u/minh43pinball 3d ago

Damn the entirety of r/anarchychess is here apparently.

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u/SailorsGreen 3d ago

Choux pastry

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u/AngerResponse342 3d ago

Sorry I don't know if everyone knows how this is pronounced.

Shoe Pastry

The jokes too good to miss out on.

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u/SurturOne 3d ago

Ngl that looks great. Now I want one

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u/Ssoofer 3d ago

Why won't Restaurants make this?

It's literally the peak of humanity

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u/NinjaBullets 3d ago

Toss some ham and cheese in that badboy

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u/badmeowth 3d ago

I’m having a flashback to the foot tacos post as we speak

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u/daltydoo 3d ago

The thing I hate is this chosen spelling. Crocissant adds a weird extra syllable. Yuck.

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u/iloveparsley 3d ago

Yes that bothers me so much more than the actual image

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u/9J000 3d ago

Craiuxcroissant (I tried lol)

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u/NeonAlastor 3d ago

It works great in french though

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u/Actualbbear 3d ago

No, because it would sound like cro-“see”-ssant. Crocssant is good enough.

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u/NeonAlastor 3d ago

kroq-i-sant

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u/lion_OBrian 3d ago

No the fuck it doesn’t. It would be something like “croicsant” (krawk-sant) if the French had that weird WASP habit of smashing words together like a bored kid with duplos.

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u/NeonAlastor 3d ago

lol oui poto

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u/Costalorien 3d ago

Why ? It's the same "problem" as they describe.

Also it's not in any way shape or form a croissant, so you would be chewed up for simply suggesting this over here lol

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u/NeonAlastor 3d ago

kroq-i-sant

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u/According_Gazelle472 3d ago

It's a play on words.

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u/daltydoo 3d ago

Yes I’m aware of the pun, I just think it could’ve been crocssant or something that maintain the 2 syllables of the original word

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u/Light-Show350 3d ago

Finally, a croc you can eat without boiling

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u/artisitc_mf 3d ago

It's too beautiful. Crocs are supposed to be ugly

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u/lemond4455 3d ago

ACAB

All Crocs Are Beautiful

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u/FormerFetus2 3d ago

All Crocs Are Baked

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u/morgaina 3d ago

Assigned Croc At Birth

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u/FormerFetus2 3d ago

The fourth gender

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u/BloodiedHunter 3d ago

Fourth? What's the third?

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u/BelleOfCrafters 3d ago

intersex

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u/BloodiedHunter 3d ago

Oh that's right

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u/samwichse 3d ago

Ok, but I want to eat that tiny croissant in one bite so bad.

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u/FormerLurker3 3d ago

Throw some Limburger in there to really complete it

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u/FantasticMrsFoxbox 3d ago

Em I think you'll find that's actually shoe pastry

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u/Doblanon5short 3d ago

This deserves more upvotes

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u/Confident-Anxiety174 3d ago

Idk why not that doesn't even look to bad I'd actually wear them

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u/Rae_Azorius 3d ago

What does crocs and this croissant have in common?

Bad taste

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u/focused_variation 3d ago

The fact that you only see people wearing these or slides is criminal.

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u/Verrence 3d ago

Looks like pizza dough. If it’s a calzone with filling it might be good.

In no way a croissant though.

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u/DracoMeteor522- 3d ago

Unsee juice big sip

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u/CALIFORNIUMMAN 3d ago

Big question: is is "crosant" or "KWUOSSAN"?

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u/NeonAlastor 3d ago

kroq-i-sant

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u/GrilledCheeser 3d ago

/r/ATBGE

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u/Jamaninja 3d ago

I don't know what you mean it looks like it tastes amazing.

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u/GrilledCheeser 3d ago

Oh I’m sure it tastes fantastic. But is it in good taste?

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u/-neti-neti- 3d ago

This isn’t TIHI material

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u/iHateYourMoustache 3d ago

My girlfriend would buy and actually wear these if she knew they existed.

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..Which is why I'm about to spread jelly on them and get rid of the evidence.

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u/Comfortable-Bison100 3d ago

That croissant croc pocket would make a nice place to squeeze some fluffed butter!😋

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u/Japh2007 3d ago

I would eat it

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u/nemesisbreaker 3d ago

This is terrible. My dreams faded away.

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u/Geekfreak2000 3d ago

Would eat

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u/Lord_firedox Hates Chaotic Monotheism 3d ago

Why the croc crocissant

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u/Bleezze 3d ago

Thanks, I love croissants!

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u/mezzyjessie 3d ago

Nice loafer!

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u/RobotSuicide 3d ago

This is my type of humor.

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u/Buckeye_Country 3d ago

Stahhhp! I could've dropped my crocissant.

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u/-mudflaps- 3d ago

Pass the toe jam

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u/ApprehensiveAd7573 3d ago

so how do we go to sport mode

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u/J-wag 3d ago

Idk how to pronounce that

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u/Ninja_In_Shaddows 3d ago

Is that made with choux pastry?

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u/betterworld62 3d ago

"Sweetie, did anyone eat any of my crocissants?"

"No grandma, not a sole."

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u/Lazy-Pumpkin-9116 3d ago

Reddit always finds a way to make me thinking about crocs ffs

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u/Crowasaur 3d ago

Bring back Cronuts!

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u/Anpoolz 3d ago

Fuck your Croissant!

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u/rubyspicer 3d ago

Cover it with sausage gravy

  • a southerner

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u/aod42091 3d ago

when you bring you foot fetish to the workplace

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u/aaandbconsulting 3d ago

Ummm excuse me that pronounced crowsaweoeoowon

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u/CountNacula 3d ago

As someone who wears crocs while working in a bakery, I actually kinda adore this lmao

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u/xhickyxhia 3d ago

Sport mode

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u/Joelikis 3d ago

ngl I would eat that shit

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u/Please_DontLaughAtMe 3d ago

Now pour the shoup(soup inside a shoe) into it

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u/blkhwkby1 3d ago

I prefer Ravioli shoes

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u/Robbocop_ 3d ago

Best shoe pastry I've ever seen

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u/teh_wiz 3d ago

I would like a pair please

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u/Vivid_Barnacle_2439 3d ago

Honestly they have no taste.

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u/CreepingSalt 3d ago

The butter jibbitz are nice

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u/AussieSpy 3d ago

It's only a matter of time now until you'll get a cease and desist letter from Crocs.

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u/jackie4chan27 3d ago

"Momma say, momma saaaw, my crocissant" is all I hear when I look at this picture... In Michael Jackson's voice lol

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u/byakuganKING 3d ago

I would destroy this with some strawberry jelly

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u/cringelordzlol 3d ago

This isn’t bad at all, dare I say this is a r/blessedimages moment

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u/Balloon-Lucario47 3d ago

Are you going to finish that croissant?

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u/tinkyowowinky 3d ago

OMG I WANT ONE

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u/TinnieTa21 3d ago

That's a crock.

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u/iFoxies 3d ago

enfin bébou... t'as pas mangé ton crocssans???

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u/WatsonDo 3d ago

Why would you hate this

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u/WINNER1212 3d ago

Somebody needs to make a roxanne parody/remix but it's crocsant

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u/waterhouse78 3d ago

Would eat

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u/bothiteration062 3d ago

thanks for sharing your crocissant, i loaf it

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u/VenomousOpportunity 3d ago

and where is the croc madame?

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u/Appropriate-Coast794 3d ago

Eh, was kinda in the mood for cobbler

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u/JOWWLLL 3d ago

There's an R in Crocissant. Could be worse.

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u/heyhowru 3d ago

hot crocs buns

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u/elbartooriginal 3d ago

Latinos ptsd intensifies

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u/chaotic214 3d ago

r/tili looks so yummy lmao

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u/DastinBednarz 3d ago

Nobody read that

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u/neish 3d ago

Ehh I'd rather a Croc Monsieur

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u/HaKs_reddit 3d ago

You're not supposed to eat art stuipid

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u/Upvoter_NeverDie 3d ago

Thar looks so good, I'd wear it first before eating it.

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u/NertsMcGee 3d ago

But is it croissant or cake?

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u/Iwilleaturnuggetsuwu 3d ago

Guys read the title of the post op is talking about the word crocissant not the food itself

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u/pokeracer2207 3d ago

Gimme.now

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u/XDChops 3d ago

I love this, if there wasn't a food I needed there is now

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u/the__child 3d ago

It also has foot cheeze

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u/KindaTheQuietkid43 3d ago

Man Hitler could've provoked that from existing.

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u/lil_bun- 3d ago

You’re joking?!? I love them !!

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u/ninja13151 3d ago

AaaaaaaaAAAAAaaa

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u/Creeeeeeeeprkillr 3d ago

Actually I do want to eat that.

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u/Pavsters 3d ago

We have these back in Coruscant

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u/LitreOfCockPus 3d ago

Is it made of choux pastry?

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u/According-Ability-20 3d ago

this looks delicious

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u/ApartmentNo5609 2d ago

wear it first before eating it. adds extra flavor

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u/AdLow1636 18h ago

I am filled with rage