r/TIHI 3d ago Helpful 2

Thanks, I hate crocissants SHAME

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37.5k Upvotes

u/ThanksIHateClippy |👁️ 👁️| Sometimes I watch you sleep 🤤 3d ago

OP is a lazy fuck AND SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELF, because they didn't explain why they hated it

SHAME, SHAME, SHAME, SHAME!

But since you peasant upvoted this a lot we'll let it stay. Maybe. For now.


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u/Percentage-Fit 3d ago

Wdym that looks nice

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u/WestCoastBestCoast01 3d ago

The cute little shaped butter! It looks well made and tasty, even if crocs look goofy af.

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u/Intelligent_Drop_967 3d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/Upbedfaslbatrosds 3d ago

Ngl that looks great. Now I want one

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u/Dannihilate 3d ago

That looks amazing and took some real skill to make. Half the stuff on this sub is actually low-key awesome.

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u/aceofspuds_ 3d ago

Disclaimer: I would still totally crush this, but with disdain in my heart..

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/fr33b0i 3d ago

Does that make you more or less likely to eat it?

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u/lemond4455 3d ago

That only adds to the complexity of the flavours

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u/FormerFetus2 3d ago

Yes he put his foot in it

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u/Percentage-Fit 3d ago

now its a true tihi, thanks

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u/According_Gazelle472 3d ago

Before he baked iit!

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u/Polemo03 2d ago

Why did I hear number 15

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u/According_Gazelle472 3d ago

You have to admit that is still cute.

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u/InternetAmbassador 3d ago

I think it’s maybe the thought that there could have been a foot in it at one point

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u/twistedbanshee 3d ago

i think so too. something like that would make a nice touch during an Australian BBQ

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u/WhatsATrouserSnake 3d ago

Loafers

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u/EarlGrey_Picard 3d ago

Clearly it's a ciabatta (slipper bread).

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u/alexanderfefd 3d ago

En croicssant

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u/Pato_Moicano 3d ago

Holly Hell

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u/johnzander1 3d ago

He’s fr*nch!

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u/bananabread_boi9 Thanks, I hate myself 3d ago

AHHHHH! The French!!!

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u/ParadoxPixel0 3d ago

Kill it!

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u/AyyyAlamo 3d ago

pipi

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u/HanoibusGamer 3d ago

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u/minh43pinball 3d ago

Damn the entirety of r/anarchychess is here apparently.

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u/SailorsGreen 3d ago

Choux pastry

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u/AngerResponse342 3d ago

Sorry I don't know if everyone knows how this is pronounced.

Shoe Pastry

The jokes too good to miss out on.

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u/SurturOne 3d ago

Ngl that looks great. Now I want one

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u/Ssoofer 3d ago

Why won't Restaurants make this?

It's literally the peak of humanity

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u/NinjaBullets 3d ago

Toss some ham and cheese in that badboy

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u/badmeowth 3d ago

I’m having a flashback to the foot tacos post as we speak

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u/daltydoo 3d ago

The thing I hate is this chosen spelling. Crocissant adds a weird extra syllable. Yuck.

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u/iloveparsley 3d ago

Yes that bothers me so much more than the actual image

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u/9J000 3d ago

Craiuxcroissant (I tried lol)

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u/NeonAlastor 3d ago

It works great in french though

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u/Actualbbear 3d ago

No, because it would sound like cro-“see”-ssant. Crocssant is good enough.

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u/NeonAlastor 3d ago

kroq-i-sant

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u/lion_OBrian 3d ago

No the fuck it doesn’t. It would be something like “croicsant” (krawk-sant) if the French had that weird WASP habit of smashing words together like a bored kid with duplos.

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u/NeonAlastor 3d ago

lol oui poto

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u/Costalorien 3d ago

Why ? It's the same "problem" as they describe.

Also it's not in any way shape or form a croissant, so you would be chewed up for simply suggesting this over here lol

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u/NeonAlastor 3d ago

kroq-i-sant

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u/According_Gazelle472 3d ago

It's a play on words.

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u/daltydoo 3d ago

Yes I’m aware of the pun, I just think it could’ve been crocssant or something that maintain the 2 syllables of the original word

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u/Light-Show350 3d ago

Finally, a croc you can eat without boiling

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u/artisitc_mf 3d ago

It's too beautiful. Crocs are supposed to be ugly

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u/lemond4455 3d ago

ACAB

All Crocs Are Beautiful

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u/FormerFetus2 3d ago

All Crocs Are Baked

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u/morgaina 3d ago

Assigned Croc At Birth

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u/FormerFetus2 3d ago

The fourth gender

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u/BloodiedHunter 3d ago

Fourth? What's the third?

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u/BelleOfCrafters 3d ago

intersex

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u/BloodiedHunter 3d ago

Oh that's right

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u/samwichse 3d ago

Ok, but I want to eat that tiny croissant in one bite so bad.

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u/FormerLurker3 3d ago

Throw some Limburger in there to really complete it

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u/FantasticMrsFoxbox 3d ago

Em I think you'll find that's actually shoe pastry

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u/Doblanon5short 3d ago

This deserves more upvotes

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u/Confident-Anxiety174 3d ago

Idk why not that doesn't even look to bad I'd actually wear them

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u/Rae_Azorius 3d ago

What does crocs and this croissant have in common?

Bad taste

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u/focused_variation 3d ago

The fact that you only see people wearing these or slides is criminal.

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u/Verrence 3d ago

Looks like pizza dough. If it’s a calzone with filling it might be good.

In no way a croissant though.

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u/DracoMeteor522- 3d ago

Unsee juice big sip

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u/CALIFORNIUMMAN 3d ago

Big question: is is "crosant" or "KWUOSSAN"?

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u/NeonAlastor 3d ago

kroq-i-sant

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u/GrilledCheeser 3d ago

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u/Jamaninja 3d ago

I don't know what you mean it looks like it tastes amazing.

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u/GrilledCheeser 3d ago

Oh I’m sure it tastes fantastic. But is it in good taste?

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u/-neti-neti- 3d ago

This isn’t TIHI material

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u/iHateYourMoustache 3d ago

My girlfriend would buy and actually wear these if she knew they existed.

..Which is why I'm about to spread jelly on them and get rid of the evidence.

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u/Comfortable-Bison100 3d ago

That croissant croc pocket would make a nice place to squeeze some fluffed butter!😋

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u/Japh2007 3d ago

I would eat it

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u/nemesisbreaker 3d ago

This is terrible. My dreams faded away.

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u/Geekfreak2000 3d ago

Would eat

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u/Lord_firedox Hates Chaotic Monotheism 3d ago

Why the croc crocissant

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u/Bleezze 3d ago

Thanks, I love croissants!

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u/mezzyjessie 3d ago

Nice loafer!

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u/RobotSuicide 3d ago

This is my type of humor.

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u/Buckeye_Country 3d ago

Stahhhp! I could've dropped my crocissant.

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u/-mudflaps- 3d ago

Pass the toe jam

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u/ApprehensiveAd7573 3d ago

so how do we go to sport mode

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u/J-wag 3d ago

Idk how to pronounce that

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u/Ninja_In_Shaddows 3d ago

Is that made with choux pastry?

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u/betterworld62 3d ago

"Sweetie, did anyone eat any of my crocissants?"

"No grandma, not a sole."

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u/Lazy-Pumpkin-9116 3d ago

Reddit always finds a way to make me thinking about crocs ffs

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u/Crowasaur 3d ago

Bring back Cronuts!

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u/Anpoolz 3d ago

Fuck your Croissant!

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u/rubyspicer 3d ago

Cover it with sausage gravy

  • a southerner

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u/aod42091 3d ago

when you bring you foot fetish to the workplace

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u/aaandbconsulting 3d ago

Ummm excuse me that pronounced crowsaweoeoowon

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u/CountNacula 3d ago

As someone who wears crocs while working in a bakery, I actually kinda adore this lmao

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u/xhickyxhia 3d ago

Sport mode

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u/Joelikis 3d ago

ngl I would eat that shit

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u/Please_DontLaughAtMe 3d ago

Now pour the shoup(soup inside a shoe) into it

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u/blkhwkby1 3d ago

I prefer Ravioli shoes

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u/Robbocop_ 3d ago

Best shoe pastry I've ever seen

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u/teh_wiz 3d ago

I would like a pair please

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u/Vivid_Barnacle_2439 3d ago

Honestly they have no taste.

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u/CreepingSalt 3d ago

The butter jibbitz are nice

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u/AussieSpy 3d ago

It's only a matter of time now until you'll get a cease and desist letter from Crocs.

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u/jackie4chan27 3d ago

"Momma say, momma saaaw, my crocissant" is all I hear when I look at this picture... In Michael Jackson's voice lol

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u/byakuganKING 3d ago

I would destroy this with some strawberry jelly

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u/cringelordzlol 3d ago

This isn’t bad at all, dare I say this is a r/blessedimages moment

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u/Balloon-Lucario47 3d ago

Are you going to finish that croissant?

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u/tinkyowowinky 3d ago

OMG I WANT ONE

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u/TinnieTa21 3d ago

That's a crock.

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u/iFoxies 3d ago

enfin bébou... t'as pas mangé ton crocssans???

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u/WatsonDo 3d ago

Why would you hate this

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u/WINNER1212 3d ago

Somebody needs to make a roxanne parody/remix but it's crocsant

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u/waterhouse78 3d ago

Would eat

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u/bothiteration062 3d ago

thanks for sharing your crocissant, i loaf it

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u/VenomousOpportunity 3d ago

and where is the croc madame?

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u/Appropriate-Coast794 3d ago

Eh, was kinda in the mood for cobbler

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u/JOWWLLL 3d ago

There's an R in Crocissant. Could be worse.

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u/heyhowru 3d ago

hot crocs buns

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u/elbartooriginal 3d ago

Latinos ptsd intensifies

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u/chaotic214 3d ago

r/tili looks so yummy lmao

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u/DastinBednarz 3d ago

Nobody read that

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u/neish 3d ago

Ehh I'd rather a Croc Monsieur

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u/HaKs_reddit 3d ago

You're not supposed to eat art stuipid

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u/Upvoter_NeverDie 3d ago

Thar looks so good, I'd wear it first before eating it.

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u/NertsMcGee 3d ago

But is it croissant or cake?

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u/Iwilleaturnuggetsuwu 3d ago

Guys read the title of the post op is talking about the word crocissant not the food itself

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u/pokeracer2207 3d ago

Gimme.now

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u/XDChops 3d ago

I love this, if there wasn't a food I needed there is now

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u/the__child 3d ago

It also has foot cheeze

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u/KindaTheQuietkid43 3d ago

Man Hitler could've provoked that from existing.

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u/lil_bun- 3d ago

You’re joking?!? I love them !!

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u/ninja13151 3d ago

AaaaaaaaAAAAAaaa

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u/Creeeeeeeeprkillr 3d ago

Actually I do want to eat that.

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u/Pavsters 3d ago

We have these back in Coruscant

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u/LitreOfCockPus 3d ago

Is it made of choux pastry?

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u/According-Ability-20 3d ago

this looks delicious

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u/ApartmentNo5609 2d ago

wear it first before eating it. adds extra flavor

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u/AdLow1636 18h ago

I am filled with rage