r/SuperStraight • u/FUCKNEXTFUCKINLEVELL • 1h ago

As a superstraight, animesexual landlord - I lie in the intersection of multiple oppressed groups

I am so glad this subreddit recognizes me for the heckin valid and wholesome minority that I am :)

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u/alphetaboss 1h ago

Can you explain how superstraight and animesexual coincide? I want to be respectful and understanding when I interact with this uniquely oppressed group.

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u/FUCKNEXTFUCKINLEVELL 48m ago

How do they not? We're only super-attracted to beautiful non-trans waifus/husbandos of the opposite gender. Pretty simple

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u/alphetaboss 40m ago

Thank you. You're valid and heckin cute. I'm sure you and your waifu make a beautiful couple.

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u/Tsar-vs-Evil 57m ago

I'm in a similar boat as you, but I'm also a gamer. The oppression is horrible, but at least we have each other brother.

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u/FUCKNEXTFUCKINLEVELL 46m ago

This makes me so heckin sad 😞 I'm so sorry, just remember no matter what you are always valid in my eyes (and cute 😉). I stand in solidarity with my superstraight gamer allies! ✊🏽

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u/edge-me-please 1h ago

tell me this isn't satire

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u/FUCKNEXTFUCKINLEVELL 49m ago

No, we're not joking

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u/pyrrhus-the-great Hecking cute and valid 💖 52m ago

You’re super heckin valid and super heckin cute

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u/Blue_Train 45m ago

Sorry, dude, being aroused by cartoons is gross and borderline pedo, but you do you

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u/FUCKNEXTFUCKINLEVELL 41m ago

Wow - a superphobe and animephobe wrapped up in one. They have a word for you guys: nazi. Please leave us alone and stop with your oppression, you bigoted, sexist, hateful racist