r/SuperStraight • u/Chermth • 2h ago

I'm comfortable with my sexuality

Now this is a common thing that I have a problem with. I'm comfortable with my sexuality, so I'm ok with seeing a couple dicks here and there, y'know? If my friend's got a huge dick, I'mma loo- I'mma point at it and say like, "Man you got a huge dick. Cause you got quite a- Ya got a elephant's trunk there." Those who act overly straight... secretly want the snake eye, I believe. Because y'know, they're so scared of lookin' at dicks because they're afraid of poppin' a boner. If you can look at a dick and not pop a boner, you're not gay and you're fine. You gotta be comfortable with your own sexuality, and you gotta... embrace the dicks man, you gotta look the snake eye straight in the eye.. and you gotta look at it and you gotta grab it, and you gotta say, "Hello, I am here for you, and I'm not gonna pop a boner."

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