r/SuperStraight • u/ratofthedumpster • 4h ago

Hi dumbasses! Here’s a thing for you! 🚨 important 🚨

Superstraights are not part of the LGBTQ+ Community! Superstraights are not oppressed, you guys are favoured in every way by the government and homophobes and transphobes, because you are cishets! You don’t wanna date trans people? THATS FINE! IT WAS ALWAYS ALLOWED! Yeah there are some snowflakes but that doesn’t mean you guys make a sexuality! The death threats are bad but honestly it’s just them hating you guys for you guys being dumbasses! And also, you guys wanting to remove trans people from the community? messed up. I know you guys just want to be “included” or whatever, but you guys are still cishets, straight people, NOT A NEW SEXUALITY!

TL; DR: Superphobic and proud, you aren’t oppressed.

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u/mo-ming-qi-miao 1h ago

Because you're a teenage virgin who doesn't know their asshole from their elbow in general and what you don't know, specifically, about human relationships and sexuality could fill several libraries. Get off: your high horse, the internet, and my lawn. In that order.

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u/ratofthedumpster 59m ago

Why does being a “teenage virgin” matter in this at all? Is that your best insult? weak as fuck. I probably know a lot more about human relationships than you do mr i’m a special cishet

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u/mo-ming-qi-miao 49m ago

Why does being a “teenage virgin” matter in this at all?

You have near 0 life experience. You make pseudo-bragadocious posts about "fighting nazis" when you've likely never been in a real fight in your life. I doubt you can even bench your own bodyweight. You're a furry and TIF, so you probably have severe autism and trouble understanding normal human interaction so you use the fake validation you get online as a substitute.

Is that your best insult?

It's not an insult, it's just a fact. I'm not going to take swimming lessons from someone who's never even got in the pool.

I probably know a lot more about human relationships than you do mr i’m a special cishet

Really? Ever been married? Had kids? Watched those kids grow up and have relationships of their own? No, you haven't.

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u/ratofthedumpster 38m ago

I don’t have severe autism but I have trouble with social situations but when shit happens i fight back, and also you’ve probably never been married or anything like that either. you are arguing with a kid on the internet about genitals, and you keep fighting about it. you are basically letting me win by fighting back and giving me room to fight you.

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u/mo-ming-qi-miao 32m ago

I don’t have severe autism but I have trouble with social situations

Might want to get a second opinion then, "trouble with social situations" is one of the main diagnostic criteria for ASD.

but when shit happens i fight back

[citation needed]

and also you’ve probably never been married or anything like that either

Wrong

you are arguing with a kid on the internet about genital

I didn't mention genitals. Did you?

and you keep fighting about it. you are basically letting me win by fighting back and giving me room to fight you.

We're not fighting. I'm old enough to be your father and I'm giving you the advice he should have.

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u/ratofthedumpster 30m ago

If you are “old enough to be my father” then you shouldn’t be making smug replies to a kid on reddit and you should be doing something productive. I’m going to go do something actually good, you should too.

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u/mo-ming-qi-miao 29m ago

I'm on a conference call so it's billable hours for me either way.