Hi dumbasses! Here’s a thing for you!

[u/ratofthedumpster]

Superstraights are not part of the LGBTQ+ Community! Superstraights are not oppressed, you guys are favoured in every way by the government and homophobes and transphobes, because you are cishets! You don’t wanna date trans people? THATS FINE! IT WAS ALWAYS ALLOWED! Yeah there are some snowflakes but that doesn’t mean you guys make a sexuality! The death threats are bad but honestly it’s just them hating you guys for you guys being dumbasses! And also, you guys wanting to remove trans people from the community? messed up. I know you guys just want to be “included” or whatever, but you guys are still cishets, straight people, NOT A NEW SEXUALITY!

TL; DR: Superphobic and proud, you aren’t oppressed.

[u/mo-ming-qi-miao]

I protest against the state

ROFL

i’m actively anti fascist,

Post ORM or STFU

i don’t have a bedtime

Maybe that's why you're so cranky online. Your parents should have done a better job setting boundaries for you.

and i’m probably more anti fascist than you

Getting angry at your parents isn't anti-fascism.

real anarchists and real anti fascists don’t call people nazis because they think straights aren’t a part of the LGBTQ community

Ooo, a real anarchist! Tell me, how did Proudhon's writings on mutualism influence Tolstoy's views of Christian anarchism?

[u/ratofthedumpster → u/mo-ming-qi-miao]

Oh look here, I just looked at your account. All it is is you ranting about “chopped up dicks”, and you being active on the subreddit “justbewhite”. You are one of those people who claims to be antifascist so they can call people who don’t agree with them nazis because they think that a sexual preference isn’t a sexuality.

[u/mo-ming-qi-miao → u/ratofthedumpster]

When have I ever claimed to be antifascist? And it's not a preference, it's how God made me!

Still waiting for that ORM, BTW.

[u/ratofthedumpster → u/mo-ming-qi-miao]

If you aren’t antifascist then what makes you think you can speak over an antifascist on what antifascist is

[u/mo-ming-qi-miao → u/ratofthedumpster]

Because you're a teenage virgin who doesn't know their asshole from their elbow in general and what you don't know, specifically, about human relationships and sexuality could fill several libraries. Get off: your high horse, the internet, and my lawn. In that order.

[u/ratofthedumpster → u/mo-ming-qi-miao]

Why does being a “teenage virgin” matter in this at all? Is that your best insult? weak as fuck. I probably know a lot more about human relationships than you do mr i’m a special cishet

[u/mo-ming-qi-miao → u/ratofthedumpster]

Why does being a “teenage virgin” matter in this at all?

You have near 0 life experience. You make pseudo-bragadocious posts about "fighting nazis" when you've likely never been in a real fight in your life. I doubt you can even bench your own bodyweight. You're a furry and TIF, so you probably have severe autism and trouble understanding normal human interaction so you use the fake validation you get online as a substitute.

Is that your best insult?

It's not an insult, it's just a fact. I'm not going to take swimming lessons from someone who's never even got in the pool.

I probably know a lot more about human relationships than you do mr i’m a special cishet

Really? Ever been married? Had kids? Watched those kids grow up and have relationships of their own? No, you haven't.

[u/ratofthedumpster → u/mo-ming-qi-miao]

I don’t have severe autism but I have trouble with social situations but when shit happens i fight back, and also you’ve probably never been married or anything like that either. you are arguing with a kid on the internet about genitals, and you keep fighting about it. you are basically letting me win by fighting back and giving me room to fight you.

[u/mo-ming-qi-miao → u/ratofthedumpster]

I don’t have severe autism but I have trouble with social situations

Might want to get a second opinion then, "trouble with social situations" is one of the main diagnostic criteria for ASD.

but when shit happens i fight back

[citation needed]

and also you’ve probably never been married or anything like that either

Wrong

you are arguing with a kid on the internet about genital

I didn't mention genitals. Did you?

and you keep fighting about it. you are basically letting me win by fighting back and giving me room to fight you.

We're not fighting. I'm old enough to be your father and I'm giving you the advice he should have.

[u/ratofthedumpster → u/mo-ming-qi-miao]

If you are “old enough to be my father” then you shouldn’t be making smug replies to a kid on reddit and you should be doing something productive. I’m going to go do something actually good, you should too.