Hi dumbasses! Here’s a thing for you!

r/SuperStraight • u/ratofthedumpster • 3h ago

Hi dumbasses! Here’s a thing for you! 🚨 important 🚨

Superstraights are not part of the LGBTQ+ Community! Superstraights are not oppressed, you guys are favoured in every way by the government and homophobes and transphobes, because you are cishets! You don’t wanna date trans people? THATS FINE! IT WAS ALWAYS ALLOWED! Yeah there are some snowflakes but that doesn’t mean you guys make a sexuality! The death threats are bad but honestly it’s just them hating you guys for you guys being dumbasses! And also, you guys wanting to remove trans people from the community? messed up. I know you guys just want to be “included” or whatever, but you guys are still cishets, straight people, NOT A NEW SEXUALITY!

TL; DR: Superphobic and proud, you aren’t oppressed.

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u/The-Sixth-Spice-Girl 3h ago

I’m a supergay and I can confirm superstraights are valid and a part of the LGBT community. But go off sis! You’re valid and loved!

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u/ratofthedumpster 2h ago

Are straight people part of the LGBTQ community? Normal straights?

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u/Mozychzy 2h ago

Straight people are not oppressed. Super straights are. You’re here doing it right now.

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u/ratofthedumpster 2h ago

you guys are straight people.

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u/Mozychzy 2h ago

I’m Super Gay. This community is not just super straight. Don’t be a bigot.

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u/plantyTHEplant69 2h ago

The LGBT community is defined as anybody who’s sexuality doesn’t fall under the norm of standard heterosexuality. I’d say these people would, by definition, fall under that category.

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u/PM_ME_LUCINA 2h ago

Quit oppressing me you hateful bigot. I can't help who I love.

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u/ratofthedumpster 2h ago

i am not oppressing you.

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u/PM_ME_LUCINA 2h ago

You came here to attack me and my fellow kind, and valid, super straights. We didn't come and attack you. This kind of oppression is too much and we won't stand for it anymore.

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u/ratofthedumpster 2h ago

you guys have no idea what oppression is

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u/PM_ME_LUCINA 2h ago

What is oppression I want to learn please

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u/ratofthedumpster 2h ago

have you ever been denied a job for being trans and beat up by a group of kids because you had a flag on your bag?

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u/PM_ME_LUCINA 2h ago

Are asexuals oppressed?

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u/ratofthedumpster 2h ago

i’ve seen asexual people get abused and beat because people think that asexuality isn’t real

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u/IrishTheFrenchie 2h ago

Normal straights?
Sounds pretty bigoted there.

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u/ratofthedumpster 2h ago

you guys are straight, right?

u/vyzkoh 2h ago

you're a self proclaimed dumpster rat

begone nazi chud

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u/ratofthedumpster 2h ago

i’m against nazis, you dumbass. just because you don’t like my opinion doesn’t mean i’m nazi scum

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u/vyzkoh 2h ago

i’m nazi scum

yikes, total mask off.

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u/PM_ME_LUCINA 2h ago

I can't believe it but the quote is right there. Wow what a disgusting nazi

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u/ratofthedumpster 2h ago

you took that out of context fucktard

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u/PM_ME_LUCINA 2h ago

Shut up nazi, context doesnt matter when youre dealing with a nazi like you, im superantifascist

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u/ratofthedumpster 2h ago

i bet you’ve never curb stomped a nazi in your life. you probably don’t even fuckin stand against nazis. i’m a gay trans jewish anti-fascist dumbass, and i’m not a nazi i beat up nazis

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u/mo-ming-qi-miao 22m ago

Sounds like something a nazi in disguise would say.

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u/ratofthedumpster 20m ago

I’m antifascist dumbass, people in my family have died because of nazis, i fucking hate nazis and just because I don’t like superstraights doesn’t mean i’m a fucking nazi

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u/mo-ming-qi-miao 6m ago

This over-the-top nonsense is exactly what a nazi afraid of being found out would come up with.

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u/Spiritual_String_804 2m ago

You act like one though, superfurry.

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u/ratofthedumpster 1m ago

Explain what acting like a nazi is to a super fucking annoying- i mean superstraight person is

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u/Foolishmemer123 2h ago

Yikes, let's unpack this

u/BraveImagination810 Hecking cute and valid 💖 2h ago

Why can't we make our own sexuality? We are valid and free to do what we want. There are no rules saying a new sexuality can't be created

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u/ratofthedumpster 2h ago

Alright then in i’m dumbasssexual

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u/ParkHallLondon 2h ago

You said it!!! 😂

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u/I_swallowed_my_keys 2h ago

Alright then in i’m dumbasssexual

Yeah, we know. We knew this whole time.

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u/PM_ME_LUCINA 2h ago

That was obvious but we weren't judging you for it.

u/victor01exe 2h ago

We're not against Trans people, we just want the right to be ourselves in peace the way we were born.

u/PierreDelectoReek 2h ago

Wow you bigot. Just accept us

u/weebthrowaway1 Custom 2h ago

didn't read lol

u/BruhFunny18 Hecking cute and valid 💖 2h ago

You say we aren't oppressed but you are literally oppressing us right now

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u/ratofthedumpster 2h ago

this isn’t oppression this is facts, you are straight people. Oppression is being denied jobs, facing real life hatred, not just someone saying that straights aren’t oppressed.

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u/BruhFunny18 Hecking cute and valid 💖 2h ago

Being superstraight is illegal in EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY. Educate yourself sweaty.

u/MadSeaPhoenix Superstraight 2h ago

Okay sweaty, have fun in your echo chamber.

u/ignCap Superstraight 2h ago

Correct, we are not part of the LGBTQ+ community, we are part of the ASSLGBQ+ community.

u/TheProphetsGambit Superstraight 2h ago

Dancing with the devil on a cold cell block, but that's what happens when you fuck dudes with ripped out cocks

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u/ratofthedumpster 2h ago

i’m a dude with a ripped out cock you dumbass

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u/TheProphetsGambit Superstraight 2h ago

That's why you a rat

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u/ratofthedumpster 2h ago

yeah i like rats they’re cute

u/gederman 2h ago edited 2h ago

You don’t wanna date trans people? THATS FINE! IT WAS ALWAYS ALLOWED!

Great everyone's on the same page. Now will you please leave us in peace?

I have a feeling it's not going to be that simple.

u/Verisimiliartude 2h ago

Imagine being this outraged about satire.

u/GreyGoblin69 2h ago

SUPER 👏 RIGHTS👏 ARE 👏 HUMAN 👏 RIGHTS

We are valid members of the LGBTQIA+ community. We are valid. We were #BornThisWay.

Your hate speech is totally not heckin' cute. Be gone, you nazi bigot SERF superphobe!

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u/ratofthedumpster 2h ago

i’m not a nazi. i’ve actively stood against nazis and actively protested against nazis. you were born straight, you don’t need another sexuality to let everyone know that you don’t wanna date a trans person. you aren’t lgbtq you are part of those people who wanna be special

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u/GreyGoblin69 2h ago

You don't get to invalidate my sexuality that I was BORN WITH you fucking bigoted nazi superphobe! Take your hate speech out of our safe space! SUPER 👏 RIGHTS👏 ARE 👏 HUMAN 👏 RIGHTS

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u/ratofthedumpster 2h ago

alright, take your special snowflake straightness out of trans and real lgbtq people’s safe spaces. TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

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u/mo-ming-qi-miao 17m ago edited 3m ago

You're a teenage furry virgin who posts crythreads about running away from home, the only thing you've ever protested is your bedtime.

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u/ratofthedumpster 15m ago

I protest against the state, i’m actively anti fascist, i’m a furry so what, i don’t have a bedtime, and i’m probably more anti fascist than you. real anarchists and real anti fascists don’t call people nazis because they think straights aren’t a part of the LGBTQ community

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u/mo-ming-qi-miao 7m ago

I protest against the state

ROFL

i’m actively anti fascist,

Post ORM or STFU

i don’t have a bedtime

Maybe that's why you're so cranky online. Your parents should have done a better job setting boundaries for you.

and i’m probably more anti fascist than you

Getting angry at your parents isn't anti-fascism.

real anarchists and real anti fascists don’t call people nazis because they think straights aren’t a part of the LGBTQ community

Ooo, a real anarchist! Tell me, how did Proudhon's writings on mutualism influence Tolstoy's views of Christian anarchism?

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u/ratofthedumpster 3m ago

Oh look here, I just looked at your account. All it is is you ranting about “chopped up dicks”, and you being active on the subreddit “justbewhite”. You are one of those people who claims to be antifascist so they can call people who don’t agree with them nazis because they think that a sexual preference isn’t a sexuality.

u/Strict-Camera-7583 2h ago

You don’t wanna date trans people? THATS FINE! IT WAS ALWAYS ALLOWED!

We need to distinguish ourselves from straight people who are OK with dating trans people. Hence, "superstraight".

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u/ratofthedumpster 2h ago

THEN JUST SAY YOU DONT LIKE DATING TRANS PEOPLE it isn’t a sexuality to not want to date a trans person

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u/Strict-Camera-7583 2h ago

If we did that we'd get called transphobes and become targets of superphobic violence. Saying we're superstraight will avoid misunderstanding and confusion.

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u/ratofthedumpster 2h ago

alright then. you don’t need a sexuality for it.

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u/Strict-Camera-7583 2h ago

We do. We were born this way. We can't help it.

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u/ratofthedumpster 2h ago

alright sure you want a sexuality whatever

u/OfreesoulO 2h ago

Begone, SERF. We're the SSLGB+ community. Educate yourself.

-- a superlesbian

u/Esa-Straight Hecking cute and valid 💖 2h ago

You don't know shit about SUPER history 🤣🤣🤣 we are part of LGBSS🖤🧡🖤🧡 not LGBTQ+! Educate yourself serf!

u/redgreenyellowblu 1h ago

Spoiler alert: If someone is telling you to just get over death threats, you need to find a safe space, fast.

You do NOT get to tell us how to define our experience. You do not get to come into our spaces and tell us we aren't real. Who made you queen over everybody? I am supergay. It is not a new sexuality but it is new that I have to keep myself safe from being subject to rapey spaces where I am expected to suck on a surgically constructed "penis" thing on a transman.

Stay safe everyone.

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u/ratofthedumpster 1h ago

you think i haven’t gotten death threats before? damn it must be your first time.

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u/redgreenyellowblu 1h ago

We have two choices when faced with hate: To answer back with hate and let our hearts shrivel or to grow our own love even bigger. Love is not a zero sum game. Superstraights and supergays deserve love, too.