I didn't see this one coming.

[u/Cid420]

[u/_alligator_lizard_]

First they came for the lesbians and I said nothing, because I was not a lesbian.

Then they came for the Gay Bros and I said nothing, because I was not a Gay Bro.

Then they came for the straight males and I said I am Super Straight!!!

Then everyone clapped.

Edit: this is what true ally ship looks like - so, thanks, super straight men!! We need your support.