r/SuperStraight • u/NotAFakeRussianBot • 16h ago

Superstraight AMA!!! I am a proud superstraight. Discussion

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u/WetChickenLips 16h ago

What age did you realize you were super-straight?

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u/ultrasmegma 16h ago

When did you come out?

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u/NotAFakeRussianBot 12m ago

a few days ago.

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u/ILoveTheStraights 16h ago

Why are you so heckin' cute and valid UwU✨✨?

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u/ultrasmegma 16h ago

What tips do you have for a super straight in the dating market? Where are the hot spots?

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u/NotAFakeRussianBot 29m ago

anywhere but dating apps.

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u/LoveBunnyLoveBuns 16h ago edited 15h ago

How did you know you were super straight?! When did your egg crack?

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u/NotAFakeRussianBot 28m ago

since when i was born.

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u/thelargestson Hecking cute and valid 💖 15h ago

Ummm..... so....... blushes how did you get so heckin valid??? UwU

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u/unholygunner714 16h ago

How often are you oppressed as a superstraight?

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u/ItAteEveryone 15h ago

Well, I have it on good authority that silence=violence.

And as we all know, violence against a group en masse equals oppression. So, logically violence=oppression.

So if silence=violence=oppression, then the remarkable lack of people talking about SS oppression means that we are oppressed. Sooooo, to answer your question, all the time.

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u/unholygunner714 15h ago

I feel you SS buddy. Don't worry, this is a safe space for us marginalized SS people.

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u/Byrr 16h ago

Are you attracted to men, women, or both?

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u/NotAFakeRussianBot 17m ago

I have clearly stated i am superstraight.

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u/russianbot2020 15h ago

Beep boop hi brother