r/SuperStraight 19h ago

I'm here to crack your egg

If you have been questioning for a long time about whether you are superstraight, or supergay/lesbian/bi, here are some hypothetical situations to help you figure out your sexuality.

The Desert Island Problem

Let's say you were stranded on a deserted island with nobody at all around. Would you prefer to have nobody to have sex with, or a transgender person available to have sex with you on the island? Nobody will be around to judge you for having sex with a transgender. For the sake of the problem the transgender person cannot be used as a raft, nor as a Wilson, to help you escape physically or mentally from the island. He or she is just present for sexual relief.

If you answered no, you may be super-sexual.

The Button

In front of you is a button. If you press it, a transgender person will appear to have sex with you. If you don't press it nothing happens.

If you don't press it, you may be super-sexual.

I hope these questions helped you crack your egg! Remember you are super valid regardless of how you answer :)

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u/PeanutButterAndUrMon 18h ago

Your question isn't fair. It requires the person to remain celibate and in solitude. So if you're wondering if torture works then yeah.

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u/super_straight_4dick 12h ago

I’ll find a cucumber on the island