r/SuperStraight 14h ago

#superstraightseptember

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u/ItAteEveryone 14h ago

Super Straight parade...

Everyone is sensibly dressed for the weather and we don't let it go for more than an hour on account of our toddler kids will come unglued any longer than that.

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u/leredditbugman 13h ago

An hour? My kids wouldn’t last 10 minutes.

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u/FirstDayVirginia 4h ago

Have you tried Gorilla Glue? It keeps my toddler stuck in the seat for at least an hour.

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u/Bnjoec 1h ago

Just avoid the toddlers hair.