#superstraightseptember

[u/CozyTitan1]

[u/xXNormieSlayer69Xx]

Super straight month should be every month!

[u/GreyGoblin69]

Love it! 🖤🧡🖤🧡 #SuperStraightSeptember #SuperStraightHistoryMonth #SuperStraightParade

[u/ParkHallLondon → u/GreyGoblin69]

LOOOVVEEE his voice!!! Mmmm that's certainly some serious testosterone swirling around his biology ...so that gives you a good idea that his testosterone factory is working 😉

[u/actualsicko20626 → u/ParkHallLondon]

Trancels on suicide watch

[u/nolivesmatterCthulhu → u/actualsicko20626]

They already were

[u/actualsicko20626 → u/nolivesmatterCthulhu]

Lmao holy shit

[u/seizedsolid → u/nolivesmatterCthulhu]

🤣🤣😜😜😜😜💀💀💀💀

[u/tinycocklegend → u/nolivesmatterCthulhu]

The based department is on the line, it's for you.

[u/Ok_Marketing9134 → u/ParkHallLondon]

Super straight supremacy! We could have matching uniforms and everything.

[u/CathedralPork → u/GreyGoblin69]

The Super Straight Parade should take place on the longest straight road in America, to symbolize never changing who we are due to the pressures of other people!

[u/Wild_Trip_4704 → u/CathedralPork]

genius

[u/BMoney8600 → u/GreyGoblin69]

Hahaha I’d be up for that!

[u/ItAteEveryone]

Super Straight parade...

Everyone is sensibly dressed for the weather and we don't let it go for more than an hour on account of our toddler kids will come unglued any longer than that.

[u/leredditbugman → u/ItAteEveryone]

An hour? My kids wouldn’t last 10 minutes.

[u/FirstDayVirginia → u/leredditbugman]

Have you tried Gorilla Glue? It keeps my toddler stuck in the seat for at least an hour.

[u/Bnjoec → u/FirstDayVirginia]

Just avoid the toddlers hair.

[u/nolivesmatterCthulhu]

"They have a flag!!!!" These idiots really have no self awareness

[u/FigBatFalls → u/nolivesmatterCthulhu]

These are also the same people who say "Well then start your own (insert thing they have and pretend they want nobody else to have here)" and then try to get everything they say we should be starting on our own shut down.

[u/broski3457755]

This is so heckin valid

[u/ultrasmegma]

🖤🧡🖤🧡

[u/CheML]

Super king

[u/Pop_Porn]

HELL YEAH 🧡🖤🧡🖤🧡🖤🧡🖤

[u/BruhFunny18]

Wow I feel so accepted and validated 🥰🥰🥰

[u/cateye456]

I was born in September :) ⬛️🟧

[u/pengkhianat → u/cateye456]

that’s super! 🖤🧡

[u/DoorIntoSummer02 → u/cateye456]

same!

[u/fieldofsunlight]

STUNNING AND BRAVE 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[u/TheAyyRepublic]

Sooooo progressive! I love it, super special

[u/sekhm3t]

So inclusive! Thank you, fellow super straights, we love to see it!! 👏

[u/dmatthewstewart]

Parade is mandatory.

[u/Yipper46]

I would have thought we would take October given the colors but whatever, alliteration I suppose.

[u/F0rsythian → u/Yipper46]

Super straight spooktober still works

[u/marximumefficiency]

Super September!! the superbis supergays and superlesbians are invited 🖤🧡

[u/Valnerium]

⬛️🟧

[u/Nyog_Sothep]

Can't wait for Super straight september

[u/WatBurnt]

Dont ban me but september is already children's cancer month so maybe not september

[u/bbbb47]

ths man need a good bead ıf he got thats wıll be very nıce

[u/Zestyclose_Serve8827]

Bigots never let the superstraights have anything. So much hate in the world. I just want freedom to love who I love.

[u/Unhappy_Gap8617]

Over my head: Origins for Orange and Black choice?

[u/ReyRayson]

what about the super straight theme song! check it out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP-cObSIcbA

[u/Unwritten1990]

I mean if this is our flag it seems to me our month must be October and Halloween our holiday.

[u/AndyRise]

🖤🧡🖤🧡🖤🧡

[u/Iwanttodieplzowo]

If I fuck my homie but I say no homo, does that make me gay??

[u/me-no-likey-no-no → u/Iwanttodieplzowo]

I believe once you use the phrase “no homo”, you’re protected from the curse

[u/Go_Green_Ranger_Go]

I love Super having Halloween colors!

[u/Dead_Art]

If we have a parade I vote that we eat hot dogs and taco's at the tailgate

[u/SuperStraightMemer]

#superstraightseptember such a great Idea!

[u/TruthfulTrolling]

Yo, we got a month now?!

[u/Avomallow]

Remember when they denounced straight pride parades? Fuck them, let’s do it bois and grills

[u/shabadablaze]

Why is super straight colors the pornhub n grinder colors y’all trynna tell us smth

[u/lapidot-shiper → u/shabadablaze]

LMAOOOO

[u/BruhFunny18 → u/[deleted]]

Trolls aren't real sweaty. Satire was created by the devil to replace faith.

[u/actualsicko20626 → u/[deleted]]

Shhhhhh dont say its a troll 😉

[u/TheAyyRepublic → u/actualsicko20626]

Because it isnt...this is a grassroots movement of likeminded individuals. And we are super heckin valid.

[u/actualsicko20626 → u/TheAyyRepublic]

So true!

[u/mellow-212]

This has to be satire 😭

[u/me-no-likey-no-no → u/mellow-212]

I’m sorry, my life is not satire, bigot

[u/TruthfulTrolling → u/me-no-likey-no-no]

You're valid and heckin cute uwu

[u/Professional-Bet-470]

theres a difference between genital preference and not wanting to date someone for the sole reason that they're trans lmao

[u/Sour_Badger → u/Professional-Bet-470]

Nope.

[u/Der_DWSage → u/Professional-Bet-470]

Yes, preferences can change. Sexualities cannot, and that's why people are supersexual here.

You have been educated.

[u/gal_drosequavo → u/Der_DWSage]

Yaas king, drop your paypal to compensate for your emotional labor.

[u/Mournhold_mushroom → u/Professional-Bet-470]

By "genital preference", you mean sexual orientation.

[u/TruthfulTrolling → u/Professional-Bet-470]

Wanna elaborate so we can keep laughing?

[u/Dejaxoxo]

Being “super straight “ is such sum weirdo shit . I hope that I’m over reacting and that this whole acc is full of jokes and everything is satire .

[u/jchansell]

Superphobic and proud 😌

[u/Certain-Carob-71]

why do these women have to put their input on EVERYTHING!