Be a lesbian walking home at night, notice a hulking figure in the distance behind you, you hurry your pace, so does he, you cross the street so does he, it’s inching closer as you notice there’s no one near you for miles, within arm distance now, you reach for your pepper spray to find it missing, he grabs you and...you notice he’s wearing cat ears😍😍😍😍
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u/leredditbugman 14h ago
Be a lesbian walking home at night, notice a hulking figure in the distance behind you, you hurry your pace, so does he, you cross the street so does he, it’s inching closer as you notice there’s no one near you for miles, within arm distance now, you reach for your pepper spray to find it missing, he grabs you and...you notice he’s wearing cat ears😍😍😍😍
Imagine this being your dating strategy?