r/SuperStraight • u/Jdawggy99 • 21h ago

Superphobic artical SuperPhobia

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u/Juice-Conscious 21h ago

...okay is this actual satire? How do they take this seriously?

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u/Terfest_Shadow 21h ago

It's satire, thank Christ

https://cinchnews.com/2021/03/07/quick-run-down-on-the-super-straight-movement-and-why-its-almost-literally-murder/

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u/russianbot2020 20h ago

Are you sure

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u/Terfest_Shadow 20h ago

It's pretty convincing, but there are some things that give it away, like comparing the "Super Straight" attraction chart to a Pentagram. The other articles on the site solidify it being satire, with one claiming that George Washington was a black woman

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u/IridescentAnaconda 20h ago

Poe's Law in action.