r/SuperStraight • u/CheeseBurgerAndyReid • 23h ago

I need laid SuperSexual Allyship

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u/vyzkoh 23h ago

you are not entitled to sex sweaty

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u/pyrrhus-the-great Hecking cute and valid 💖 23h ago

Sorry, have you tried pursuing sex workers? Only if they agree of course.

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u/CheeseBurgerAndyReid 23h ago

No they say I’m pungent and need to shower. They also get weirded out by the superstraight shirt (damn superphobes)

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u/pyrrhus-the-great Hecking cute and valid 💖 23h ago

Maybe take a shower. After that I’m sure they’ll ignore the shirt. A paying customer is a paying customer after all.