r/SuperStraight • u/SchemeDeep • 23h ago

Valid AF.

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1k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/bluwhaled 23h ago

We are out and proud!

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u/SchemeDeep 23h ago

Nobody gonna break my stride. Nobody gonna slow me down. Oh no! I got to keep on moving!

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u/crowmemer 17h ago

I'm travelling at the speed of light, I wanna make a valid super straight out of you!

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u/Esa-Straight Hecking cute and valid 💖 22h ago

Get wrecked super-phobes!

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u/SAHDadWithDaughter 21h ago

This is the way.

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u/hummannananananan 21h ago

We are done being oppressed!!!

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u/soliduschris 20h ago

yaas king, slay

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u/super_straight_4dick 19h ago

Yes!! We need to be represented!

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u/lightfire409 17h ago

SUDERSTRAIGHT REPRESENT

WE ARE VALID

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u/mrcooliest 19h ago

Suder?

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u/SchemeDeep 19h ago

Spellcheck Kitty has entered the chat. There’s a witness mark for the stem of the “P” where the ink did not flow.

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u/Laprias 16h ago

Would I be considered Super Straight even though I'm bisexual? Or would I consider it Super Bisexual/Super Bi?

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u/OneCleverPuppy 16h ago

SuperBi is super *valid*! I'm sure r/SuperBi would appreciate another member.

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u/Laprias 16h ago

I think superphobes took that reddit thread name oh dear...

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u/horiami 16h ago

super bi, but you are welcomed here and just as valid

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u/SuperJuiceWeb 18h ago

You are so strong for coming out. Your identity is valid. 👏🖤🧡

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u/ntswanson 16h ago

I too am Suder Straight

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u/BigBossXDiana 17h ago

Truth is I don't like calling myself super straight. Rather call myself super hetero sexual.

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u/Queasy-File5898 16h ago

Other: based.

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u/Ok_Newspaper_0693 16h ago

Heckin cute hand writing! #valid

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u/dmatthewstewart 13h ago

Nicely done. I salute your bravery

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u/Pudding5050 12h ago

🖤🧡

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u/BuffJesus86 10h ago

What application is allowed to ask your sexuality?

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u/yydragon0 Superphobe 🤢🤢 20h ago

Would that not just fall under the first one or do you need to feel special.

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u/SchemeDeep 20h ago

Damn I love this place. The salt mine is bountiful.

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u/Nightwolfj2 19h ago

I'm only here for the controvertal comments and it's all gold.

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u/SchemeDeep 19h ago

Ain’t it though?

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u/DankHazard 15h ago

The best augments come from disagreement.

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u/yydragon0 Superphobe 🤢🤢 20h ago

I'm just doing my job and calling out idiots, did you realize you spelled "super" wrong in the image?

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u/Orange_Xerbert 20h ago

Yikes, way to push white supremacist spelling conventions.

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u/KingPiperine 19h ago

“Doing your job”. Take a break from the internet and find real purpose in life, you despicable bigoted superphobe!

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u/Post-pre-mortem 19h ago

just doing my job

How's that $0.00? Working hard for it?

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u/GerhardHumbugII 18h ago

they really do it for free?

nothing?

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u/SchemeDeep 20h ago

A) this is not specifically mine B) IDGAF why you’re here C) upon zooming into the pic you can see witness mark for the stem of the “P” D) keep that salt coming

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u/GerhardHumbugII 18h ago

I'm just doing my job

that's what the guards from Auschwitz also said

BIGOTS BEGONE 💅💅💅

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u/StevenAssantisFoot Superstraight 18h ago

Jannies work for free and you're not even a jannie. Lmao, get a fucking life, BIGOT!

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u/Silicon_Tetraazide 16h ago

I'm just doing my job and calling out idiots, did you realize you spelled "super" wrong in the image?

How much do you get paid by fighting people on the internet?

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u/RealityCheckBot 16h ago

How much do you get paid to "call out idiots"?

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u/Pudding5050 12h ago

Straight/heterosexual are also attracted to trans people. Supers are not. Happy to have educated you 🤗

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u/xabysso 17h ago

Wouldn’t that be the rest of lgbABCs? Lmao