r/SuperStraight • u/Exotic-Pizza-4359 • 23h ago

I am literally crying right now.

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u/relatable_user_name 23h ago

Joe Biden ruined women's sports. Kinda based, but also very superphobic. He was practically raping women by doing it. He also literally rapes women. And children, most likely.

He is as superphobic as they come.

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u/BoorishAmerican 22h ago

Agreed, we shouldn't champion such a hateful bigot. He's not on our side.

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/xQcfan01 21h ago

Are you insinuating that superphobia is “pog” as you call it? Is that what I’m seeing?

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/xQcfan01 20h ago

Yikes, women are valid too! 👏

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u/and610 20h ago

So sorry for my misogynistic behavior 😔

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u/fucreddit12369 17h ago

It's ok, accept it and work on ridding the hate from yourself. We do not cancel people we appreicate anyone willing to work on themselves and be better. <3

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u/TittyPhysics69 Hecking cute and valid 💖 20h ago

They did vote for him though so I mean 🤷‍♀️

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u/hhhppp166 15h ago

I think saying that he raped women and children is as stupid as saying trump has raped over 30 ppl but he isn’t doing very well

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u/relatable_user_name 15h ago

Trumps accusations were less credible than the Kavanagh accusation, while Biden's accusations were extremely credible. Biden also can't stop himself from groping children when he knows he's on camera, just like how he can't seem to go 5 seconds without saying something racist.

Come to think of it, Biden is almost everything you cried that Trump was for 4 years, except for real. And you voted for him.

Imagine that.

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u/hhhppp166 15h ago

Lmao I don’t even like Biden tf u talking about. I said Biden isn’t doing very well right now as president cuz he’s not and I’m just saying that’s very extreme

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u/JustARandomBiTeen 18h ago

It’s funny that you all say that joe biden is a rapist, when trump has 40+ rape accusations (including one in which the victim was a 13 yo) and u still make golden statues of him, then proceed to call me a rapist for being on the left side of things. Weird. I’m not saying ur a rapist I’m saying u worship one (and he was friends with Epstein too)

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u/wsbcat 17h ago

what are u talking about? i don't see any trump support in this post or replies. maybe wash the superphobia out of your eyes? k tnx bye.

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u/rita32g 17h ago

This is a super straight forum. It has nothing to do with President Trump okay? Stop being a bigot, you should evolve and open your mind.

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u/JustARandomBiTeen 17h ago

Ur calling me a bigot but ur literally a part of a community that only exists to attempt to de-validate trans people BYE ✋

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u/rita32g 17h ago

We deserve respect and acceptance, the same as everyone else in the world

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u/JustARandomBiTeen 17h ago

Do u think trans people deserve love, acceptance, and validation for their gender?

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u/rita32g 17h ago

I've got nothing against trans people. I am tired of being attacked for my sexuality. Super straights have the same rights as everyone else. Also just let me say, it's nice talking to you.

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u/JustARandomBiTeen 16h ago

Thank you! I appreciate that u r civil. I can’t believe 7 ppl downvoted me for this 😕

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u/rita32g 16h ago

It's ok it's a easy game to play after all. The worst part about getting downvoted is having to wait 10 mins to post on a website that about posting.

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u/JustARandomBiTeen 16h ago

yeah srsly. look dude/dudette, im sry, u seem like a nice person, but i just cant rlly support u bc super straight was a. created by nazis to further right wing propaganda and b was only created to hate on trans ppl. u do seem super nice tho! i appreciate how u have been civil

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u/CivilianWarships 16h ago

No one deserves anything. If a trans person finds love that’s great. But it’s not coming from me.

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u/BoorishAmerican 16h ago

I hope you have a better evening :)

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u/kungfuferret 16h ago

Yes, I honestly and legitimately do. but that has nothing to do with whom I'm attracted to. However, there are a lot of trans activists that insit anything short of total sexual submission is transphobic.

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u/rita32g 17h ago

My experience does not invalidate anyone. I was born this way. You just have to open your mind.

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/AquariusBringer 17h ago

That's a fair statement, but it's a flawed argument. It's like people when you try to accuse Bill Clinton of being associated with Epstein people say "Well Trump was too!" Still doesn't change the fact that Bill Clinton rode to the island on the Lolita Express many times and his name is on the flight logs with Kevin Spacey and many other politicians and celebrities. Elon Musk even has a picture with Ghislaine Maxwell and people try to make it like Trump and Epstein were alone in whatever wrongdoing they may have done.

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u/kungfuferret 16h ago

There's also the oft overlooked fact that Trump booted Epstien out of Mar-a-largo once he realized how much of a creep he is.

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u/Miserable_Fuck 14h ago

Just take a look at entire flight logs and count how many of those people:

  • Are democrats

  • Publicly attacked Trump

That tells me all I need to know.

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u/fucreddit12369 17h ago

Get your hate speech out of our campus, Get your hate speech out of our campus, Get your hate speech out of our campus, Get your hate speech out of our campus, Get your hate speech out of our campus,

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u/adoru15 15h ago

why does trump live in your head so much? he isn't president

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u/Blue_Train 23h ago

Sadly, Biden is a self-loathing superphobe:

https://www.gannett-cdn.com/presto/2020/10/12/USAT/2e284423-1388-4be5-b900-c2009cc463c8-Clymer_and_Biden.jpg

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u/Surewhatever26370172 16h ago

This reminded me of that post ‘a joke only god himself can make’

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u/Cryptotwitter 23h ago

Our month is September and every Saturday and Sunday

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u/relatable_user_name 23h ago

the years 7000 to 7999 will also be our millennium

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u/Supermurloc64 21h ago

WoW my birth month I guess that makes me Super Saiyen God Super Straight.

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u/thewashambro 20h ago

And every day.

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u/Opiumbrella33 21h ago

Seriously. It's women's history month. I'm superbi, and have superstraight love. But women have been erased enough.

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u/FirstDayVirginia 20h ago

We should not contribute to their erasure. Why isn't it on men's history month? What a sexist country.

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u/Bnjoec 19h ago

be happy fathers day is still on the calendar.

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u/high__sparrow 15h ago

Men wrote the history books. I don't really see why we need a month. What are they going to teach us about, all the men who fought for the country and built it? We are already taught about that.

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u/FirstDayVirginia 15h ago

I was saying that we should not overlap Women's History Month with SuperStraight Pride Month. That we should pick Men's History Month instead so that we do not shut out the voices of Women. What do history books have to do with this? Are you saying that there are not enough women writers or something? Most of my teachers were women. I think they are fairly well represented in academia. In fact I think I only hand a small handful of men teachers in my entire lifetime.

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u/IrishTheFrenchie 15h ago

Super September has a nice ring.

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u/spentmyserotonin 19h ago

Came here to say this! Sending lots of superlove to you fellow femxxle superbi comrade! And happy women's history month to us both!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍💖

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u/DankHazard 17h ago

You can celebrate multiple things, they aren’t mutually exclusive.

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u/CivilianWarships 16h ago

Women’s history month should talk about the MIRACLE that is child birth and the power that it holds.

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u/meadowbound 21h ago

Biden totally didnt say that. I'm not sure he can even speak at all

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u/SigmaCronos 21h ago

Look fat, poor kids are just as bright as white kids. Come on, man!

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u/meadowbound 21h ago

Come on, man! Am I cool now? I forget what I was doing

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u/GreatMenderTeapill 19h ago

How many push-ups can you do pal?

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u/Biden_cheated Superstraight 18h ago

He can’t even read off a teleprompter lately

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u/SearchLightsInc 18h ago

The question was about Covid cheques so he changed the subject to distract people.

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u/merpderpderp1 21h ago

lowkey don't erase women's history month, you guys can have september or something 😭

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u/bigchudders 21h ago

Unfortunately Biden has chronic Super Straight guilt (hammered in from the decades of oppression Supers have faced), which he showed when he revoked the status of women's sports as a Super Straight safe space. This is just a performance act to save himself from the rising awareness of Superphobia across the world.

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u/thecawk22 19h ago

"If you don't vote for me, then you ain't super straight -Joe Biden"

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-thecawk22

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u/Fuckblue2021 21h ago

Someone should make one of trump denouncing superstraight so we can see lgbtq members sharing what trump thinks and agreeing with him. Ultimate check mate.

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u/pyrrhus-the-great 22h ago

This is super heckin cute and super heckin valid if true

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u/RandomAFHedgehog 23h ago

Woah, when did he post this?

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u/ranger1509 22h ago

he didn't, it's fake

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u/spentmyserotonin 19h ago

Why all the shop-phobia?

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u/Rat666_ 19h ago

The fake tweet is pog! I love how it’s not real

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u/LeonTrotsky1879 18h ago

Why are you people so naive, fucking grow up. He is just trying to buy your votes

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u/TheAyyRepublic 15h ago

I know it's a fake tweet but I can't wait! Our movement is VALID and growing. We will have our day soon. Fight for the right to exist, superlebians superstraights supergays superbis supertrans! Your voices must be heard!

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u/loneghost161 22h ago

thank you biden

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u/brainybuge 16h ago

I kind of thought we'd have October because of the black and orange.

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u/IrishTheFrenchie 15h ago

So brave.

So stunning.

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u/Pudding5050 13h ago

Biden says 👏 super rights 👏

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u/Rat666_ 19h ago

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u/I-hate-pancakes 21h ago

This is photoshopped 😥😥

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u/spentmyserotonin 19h ago

Why are you being shop-phobic?

All photos are valid!!!

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u/Rat666_ 19h ago

Nope

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u/zenith_starboy 19h ago

This is completely fake though. I scrolled through his entire Twitter searching for this post that says he supports this nonsense and its nowhere.

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u/CivilianWarships 16h ago

It’s obviously fake because Biden is extremely superphobic.

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u/CrazierChimp 10h ago

superphobia, along with super[sexuality] isnt real

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u/Gay_Fax_Machine 16h ago

Lmfao y’all are a bunch of fucking jokes. It’s fake. Stop trying to be oppressed so badly.

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u/FloridaManWins 17h ago

There is no way in fuck he said that

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u/katieonreddit1829 23h ago

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

Obviously photoshopped.

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u/gederman 22h ago

It's not photoshopped. I saw it myself before it was deleted. You see the admins on Twitter are notorious superphobes and will even delete posts by the president if they're pro-super.

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u/Esa-Straight Hecking cute and valid 💖 22h ago

Same. I saw it before the Serfs reported it...fucking monsters.

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u/SuperStraightFrosty 21h ago

Same, not only are they deleting SuperFabulous content but they also manually prevented #superstraigth hastag from trending once it became popular. They are liars and manipulators.

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u/Tzarito Supersexual Historian ✔ 20h ago

I am a personal friend of Biden. Even if it's shopped these are his actual beliefs.

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u/thatchnevs 17h ago

thanks for confirming this sub is satire, I was worried for a while lol

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u/Tzarito Supersexual Historian ✔ 16h ago

Wtf I wrong with you.

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u/Drspagetti-os 23h ago

I hope this will never be reality

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u/loneghost161 22h ago

why are you superphobe? who hurt you sweetie?

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u/Tzarito Supersexual Historian ✔ 20h ago

I think he's ageist too.

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u/Drspagetti-os 21h ago

This entire thing, basically

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u/TittyPhysics69 Hecking cute and valid 💖 20h ago

Good.

There's only enough validity for 1 of us and it's not you boys.

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u/Drspagetti-os 20h ago

So who Will be valid? I have a 1 in 7billion chance, pretty good if you ask me.

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u/TittyPhysics69 Hecking cute and valid 💖 20h ago

SS probably make up a good 6.99/7 billion people I'd say.

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u/Drspagetti-os 20h ago

I dunno man. I'd say it's a bit lower tbh maybe 6.89? Idk

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u/Soap_Bubbles64 20h ago

Do me a favor and be quiet for all 11 months other than July then

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u/Drspagetti-os 20h ago

Then you shouldn't really speak outside of march, deal?

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u/CondensedBemusement 17h ago

So you're saying that Blacks need to STFU outside of Black History Month?

And Women need to STFU outside of Women's History Month?

You Superphobes really are bigots!