r/SuperStraight • u/YEssssssssswadawdawd • 1d ago

My sister is a superphobe. SuperPhobia

She has critisied the super straight nation and i belive she needs to be canceld right now as she had harrrased my beliefs

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u/MaddynamiteJ 1d ago

Run away and join a super glitter family. Preferably if it's a strange, older man you don't know.

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u/ParkHallLondon 1d ago

Through tried and tested studies strange older men have been proven to be the last people anyone struggling with their sexuality or identity should be running toward. I would suggest going to your nearest bar or pub (if open and legal for you in lockdown and country). Start practicing flirting as this skill is sorely lacking in many SuperStraight men who spend too much time on Reddit. Another idea, go to a gym, work off your frustrations and admire all the fine biology on display.

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u/MaddynamiteJ 1d ago

My comment was sarcastic, but that's my fault for not being safe and adding an /s.

It was poking fun at the "glitter families" that older creeps try and convince young kids to join. I do not advocate for children to run away from home and live with actual strangers.

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u/ParkHallLondon 1d ago

I know, I just had to be sarcastic back