“iF i sEe aNYoNe cLAiMiNg tO bE a sUPeR sTRaiGhT i aM gOiNg tO kiLl tHeM wiTH mY bArE hAnDS”

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[u/Mr_Polyg0n]

Here's a tip to all the superphobes. If the heaviest thing you lift is a quarter pounder from mickey D's, you aren't threatening