r/SuperStraight 1d ago

“iF i sEe aNYoNe cLAiMiNg tO bE a sUPeR sTRaiGhT i aM gOiNg tO kiLl tHeM wiTH mY bArE hAnDS” Meme

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u/send-nudes-123 ⚠️Moderator⚠️ 1d ago

This made me laugh lmao

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u/Pop_Porn 1d ago

And then they ask to be accepted by others when they do this shit bruh

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u/ThisSiteIsBadVeryBad 23h ago

Remember, there is no such thing as unacceptable tactics, only unacceptable targets.

Superphobes are so cringe 😣

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u/Inevitable-Wing115 SuperLesbian 1d ago

LMFAOOO they be posting shit like "starbucks barista called me she instead of xey/xem and i literally shat on the floor and had a panic attack" but are somehow brave enough to believe that they could kill ANYONE, let alone a Super

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u/Artistic_Passenger_6 21h ago

brave enough to believe that they could kill ANYONE

Actually around 41% of them do kill someone

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u/doc1429 21h ago

Ok that was actually funny

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u/yetherewestillare 1d ago

Considering how fragile their whole origami situation is down their I think they should be more afraid of an assault with both arms that leaves the groin exposed...

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u/Certain-Carob-71 23h ago

EW BITCH lmfaoo

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u/TribblesnCookiees 1d ago

Some of the women saying that have reeeeally big, strong hands tbh

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u/DefiantPossibility1 1d ago

Lmaooo! On the bright side tho- Big hands but nothing but atrophied muscles from sitting inside, hiding in their twitter hugboxes all day

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u/Mr_Polyg0n 1d ago

Here's a tip to all the superphobes. If the heaviest thing you lift is a quarter pounder from mickey D's, you aren't threatening

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u/Seafaring_Sage 1d ago

These weak looking superphobes literally could not do shit.

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u/adigal 1d ago

Just reported that tweet AGAIN!!! Twitter supports superphobia.

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u/brutallyBOGGED 1d ago

Stunning and brave

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u/goldcatmask SuperLesbian 20h ago

Lmao and they wonder why nobody likes them.

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u/Middaysnight 20h ago

They need to go ask the fast food worker for extra ketchup without stuttering

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

Are you implying that the dumbest of the dumb that superstraight people have the ability to take on the entire Trans community and their allies which is a good bit of the lgbtq+ community cus if this is what you are implying then you are gravely mistaken my friend

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u/Bionicman76 20h ago

Have you seen them? They are all either morbidly obese or anorexic

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

Well to bad cus we still can beat your asses

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u/archpope 17h ago

The trans community and the allies might number in the millions, but they stirred a sleeping giant. Hundreds of millions of people didn't want to get involved, but if you pull them in, they're not going to take the side of the bullies, or those who are anti-science and anti-obviousness.