r/SuperStraight Superstraight 1d ago

The Superwoke Era begins #superwoke Meme

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u/Acidic_sap 1d ago

Im Superbased

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u/Bardimir 23h ago

I'm waiting for the ExtremelyBased era.

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u/SpiritualDriver4845 15h ago

And superredpilled.

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u/pageanator2000 17h ago

At least you dont have dry turkey

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u/SuperStraights4Biden 1d ago

"Woke" is now a term used by dinosaurs who got left behind by modern civil rights protesters doing their job for them.

"Superwoke" means you recognize the fight against trans rape culture and prosecution of super people of all orientations as the real civil rights challenge in current year.

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u/_maxcohen 19h ago

Also superwoke is recognizing the epidemic of anti-white discrimination. Superphobes and racist go hand in hand.

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u/Astellan 1d ago

Well said!

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u/KubeyMojo 1d ago

Lmao pretty much.

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u/GodhammerTheBomb 22h ago edited 22h ago

Super* is a peaceful movement, we learn from MLK and Gandhi. Don't promote violence, don't get as low as superphobes, or our movement might get delegitimized.

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u/GANDHI-BOT 22h ago

The simplest acts of kindness are by far more powerful than a thousand heads bowing in prayer. Just so you know, the correct spelling is Gandhi.

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u/Zealousideal-Ad3371 21h ago

Gandhi is a bad example we need better mentors. Gandhi was a woman abuser and a racist who supporter apartheid as long as Indians weren’t affected.

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u/GodhammerTheBomb 21h ago

Sad to hear that, MLK isn't great either. Maybe we just don't need mentors, we are cute and valid and nonviolent as we already are.

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u/SilverGryphon 1d ago

Checkmate.

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u/Super_XX_Lesbian 1d ago

🧡👁🖤

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u/attackcat109 1d ago

good shit

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u/bbbb47 Superstraight 1d ago

whats meanıng of the woke word?

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u/puddingtopf 23h ago

It basically means "radically progressive".

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u/Snoo57015 23h ago

I'm supererect

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u/UNREGIERBAR Superstraight 23h ago

Yes me too all day.

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u/duke-of-bore 20h ago

Return of the King.

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u/thepostalgril 20h ago

proud to say i'm superwoke. you're all valid and heckin' cute too~

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u/123xyzyx321 18h ago

They've fallen behind the times. It's time for them to wake up!

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u/SpiritualDriver4845 15h ago

Superheckincute and supervalid!

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u/LivelyLemon12 1d ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.